ITT: Normie stories

>One of my friends said the Dead Kennedys weren't punk because iTunes listed them as alternative

>play a song
>"user this is weird"

>"do you really listen to this? where are the words?"

"friend" of mine said he liked noise rock so i recommended him white light/white heat

>friend says Ramones aren't punk because they're not political enough

>Father overhears Digital Black by King Gizzard
>"it has no beat"

> this is just yelling user how do you even understand this

>they haven't cut the normies out of their lives yet

why?

I’ve been friends with them for more than half my life

i had a friend say Mumford and Sons is the best folk band of the 21st century so far

>"this is really depressing user"
>"are you okay?"
>"we're here for you"

>Listening to Ringo Starr's Christmas album in the car (I had just bought it and didn't know it kind of sucked yet)
>Dad says it's almost heavy metal

>user what thr fuck id this?
>Why don't you listen to good classical rock like the Beatles
My former buddies who listened to The Velvet.Underground the first time.

is he fucking deaf

>Implying Ringo Starr's Christmas album isn't a defining moment in Western Civilization.

he's right tho

>making a beat with my inexperienced friend
>write a simple bassline and drum loop
>"bro this would sound sick with some bass lemme throw the bass on that hoe"

>David Gilmour was on so much heroin he couldn't remember the solo for Comfortably Numb, and that's what the lyrics are about

SEETHING

>why would you listen to music with no lyrics? It has no meaning
>the lyrics are the most important part of any song
>ambiguous lyrics are stupid because if you don’t know exactly what the artist is trying to convey then you’re missing the point entirely
>music is mainly for the background, like driving or working out
This has all been said by one friend I have... he has yet to notice the irony of the first three statements to the last one

normies can't understand The Wall because they dont know what isolation from the world and desire to connect with people feels like.

>user is this dracula music?

My senpaitachi when I put on Mozart's requiem in the car

That's no excuse. If you're friends with normies, then you are one

>hey can I play something now?

wut song was it?

>What's the story to this song?
>What do you mean it has no story? The song has to have a story. That's what people listen for.

washer

>Recommend a friend to listen to moonchild
>"user,that song is scary"
>Recommend the same friend to listen to night in white satin by moody blues
>"user,i don't like blues"
mfw

>I only listen to rock
>where's the drop?

How can I be a normalfag if I am a NEET and haven’t left the house since my normalfag friends visited my hometown

>remember when songs used to have stories?

>yeah I like ___
>I only know this one song but still

>played Who Dat Boi at college party
>normies don't pay any attention to it and some faggot unplugs my iphone thinking I'm not looking
>turns on some EDM shit

>'user,you can't have good taste in music, you like Kanye West'
unfortunately, i have the autism, and i said to him, 'shut up and let me tell you why you're wrong'

but he's right you autistic fuck

Tell me the music you were listening there please

>Is that one Chinese girl who dressed like a swan at the Oscar's

man i don't even like folk music, but this hurt my soul

well no shit dude. that's the kind of song you listen to alone in your room at 4 am

look you motherfucker kanye west is the greatest artist of our generation,rivaling the likes of the velvet underground or bob dylan, i am sorry if you can not see that

fuck off retard

>One of my friends browses a board called Sup Forums where he mocks people who don't have the time or patience to care enough about ''real'' music

yo beat that kid up he sounds like a fag

and a big gay