ITT: Times you accidentally exposed your power level

ITT: Times you accidentally exposed your power level

>forget to close tabs when bringing laptop into lecture hall
>open up chrome
>everyone sitting beside me and behind me sees how many Grimes scrobbles I have

>see RHCP listed as pop rock on RYM
>post it on Sup Forums along with essay
>derail entire thread

Not me, but I've seen people on Sup Forums in lecture before.

>forget to close tabs
>sitting next to people from my floor from the dorm
>open laptop
>fucking Sup Forums is open
>quickly shift+w
>chrome closes to reveal vlc player, with future diary open
just dropped the class

Rookie mistake user. That's why whenever you bring your laptop to class, you need to restart it at the log on screen.

>working out at gym
>on the elliptical
>turn on swans-public castration
>money is flesh comes on in shuffle
>get super fucking into it, get into a trance
>shout "SERVANT" as loud as I can
>everyone looks at me
>leave

lmao, there's no way anyone but a small niche of the population is on here

Honestly, these days it's okay to watch anime in public, especially in university. I'd even say it's okay to be on a blue board. You'll be judged a little for that, but ultimately no one cares. Times are changing.

Mirai Nikki fucking sucks though, I'd laugh at you for watching that shit.

not him, but i did once see this guy browsing /his/ in class once. real try-hard piece of shit

Would having your ex-girlfriend walk in on you while your masturbating in a chair and listening to Symphony music while you're watching pornography in mute, be considered exposing your power level?

MANY people are on Sup Forums. MANY. Especially if you're in university. ESPECIALLY if you're in STEM.

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> setting up my life as a normie
> at brunch with a colleague/friend I sort of have a thing for
> What kind of music are you into? Indie, right?
> Me: Yeah, punk and jazz...
> Her: you're into punk?
> Me: YEah, there are lots of interesting punk bands actually, like...[black out for 2 minutes as I rant on autopilot]
> she looks disturbed
> I feel a horrible sense of dread as my stomach drops
> she smiles awkwardly; "that's cool..."
> she waves at the waitress for the bill
> we go outside, she hugs me and goes in the opposite direction
> I consider suicide

you asked for me?

>Mirai Nikki fucking sucks though
yeah it was straight trash. but i have to admit, i can't help but like yandere chicks

>standing inline for the vending machine
>clearly foreign girl walks up to me and asks me where a certain classroom is
>ask her where she's from
>she says "vietnam"
>i start singing "it ain't me"
>everyone looks at me
>look down
>i have a silver spoon in my hand
>mfw

It was in an organic chemistry class. I realized I snapped it to my friend and kept the picture, pic related. I also saw another guy on the Sup Forums catalog at the library once.

depends what course and what year this was in
currently studying computer science. 30% of the class are qts, and yet most guys aren't shy of letting everyone see their fucking Cirno and Hatsune Miku wallpapers

>she hugs me and goes in the opposite direction

future diary is one of if not the worst anime/show in general i have ever seen and i'd laugh at you for days on end for watching that

>in car car with friends
>one girl is interested in me
>Adele – Send My Love comes on the radio
>”I love this song!”
>I’ve never heard it
>get through the first hook
>”user, what do you think?”
>tell her I don’t like it
>”why not?”
>say it sounds like it ripped off Taylor Swift’s I Knew You Were Trouble and say it was probably produced by Max Martin and Shellback
>she looks hurt the rest of the ride
Sure enough, the song was produced by Max Martin and Shellback, and was inspired by that Taylor Swift song. She forgot about it pretty much immediately afterwards though

>first day of kindergarten
>teacher asks the class what we want to be when we grow up
>i yell out "CERTAINLY NOT RAPED"
>move out of state the next day

>february of last year
>i'm sitting by myself in college lounge listening to the recently uploaded interview fantano did with sam hyde
>normie who is kind of trying to be friends with me comes over to hang out
>take off my headphones without turning off the podcast
>talk with him for a few minutes before he asks what kind of music I'm into
>I tell him to put on my headphones and I'll play some stuff I like, forgetting that the podcast is still playing
>he puts them on while I look for a song
>after 10 seconds or so he gives me a weird look
>'you listening to a podcast or something?'
>panic.jpg
>'uhhh oh yeah'
>frantically mash the exit button on firefox
>I feel like I'm taking too long to pick a song that I like and think will impress him
>in a moment of pure autism I click on some shit kpop song that I had been listening to
>he never talks to me again

Impressive.

I autistically show everyone I know Death Grips and noone's complained. I burned all of their albums and play them on repeat. I've gotten multiple tickets for driving too fast.

>I burned all of their albums
What year is it?

Death Grips is huge, everyone I know who likes "harder" music likes them. They're the main substitute for rock music these days. The meme-iness helps a lot with the younger audience.

>go to whitehouse
>meet the donaldo, say hi
>asks me if i want to play anything
>go to official white house aux cord
>decide there's only one thing that fits for the situation
>press play on phone hooked up to white house
>

kek

Fuck off, my car is old.