HOW DOES DISNEY DO IT??

HOW DOES DISNEY DO IT??

They don't.

I'm seeing it again tomorrow, fucking masterpiece. I was alone, so I sprinted out right once the credits started, what did I miss?

They got a good formula.

I dug Tekha's design desu. How Far I'll Go gives me chills every time I hear it.

bunp

>sprinting out when you could peacefully enjoy the credits by yourself

what did he mean by this?

BIG

That's out? I didn't even notice

>It's "Moe-anna" and not "Moan-a"
What the fuck

>I was alone

Dude wtf...? Who goes to the movie theaters alone? LET ALONE A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE!? I know this movie is awesome and all, but you'd catch a bad vibe with the parents when they'd see you all alone in the back row with your small popcorn & buncha - crunch on your lap that's covering your cock in which you're masturbating into because you have hots for the heroin of this movie you sick fuck!

Why is the pig white?

pigs hair are not pink you know

>Who goes to the movie theaters alone? LET ALONE A FUCKING KIDS MOVIE!?
pedophiles

the art design is fucked

because Disney is trying to tell us whites are pigs

I voted for Trump and still really enjoyed this.

brown girl feet: the movie

The pirate goblin dudes were the shit

looks better in action frankly, the poster kinda has Dreamworks Face going on.

is it strange I find cankles attractive if they're on a cute girl?

>If you're making an animated kids movie you can make shit based off some Polynesian God or whatever
>If you're making a blockbuster for "adults" it must be based on capeshit

i dont watch movies for elementary schoolers, you guys bronies too?

>tfw Disney will NEVER make another 2D movie
>tfw Disney will never make a Mort movie

JUST

The fucking chicken was annoying as fuck. There were tons of kids in the theater when I saw it, none of them laughed at anything the chicken did. Why the fuck didn't they have the cute pig go with Moana instead of the retarded chicken?

WTF?!?! I hate (((Disney))) now!!!

Great monsters, good chemistry between the two, nice "quest" type movie that is sorely lacking in movies today.

Main girl wasn't annoying at all, was actually endearing.

really makes you think...

No, user. I watched it with my girlfriend and her friend. They like cute movies because they are girls.

oooh shit

What?

FUCKED UP

Why would you want Disney to make Mort, when Pratchett had set up a studio to produce high quality film adaptions of his work before he died?

They already did Hogfather, Going Postal, Color of Magic, and the Light Fantastic.

I think they said they were planning on doing a Vimes story next, toying around with Guards, Guards!, but then Pratchett died and threw them for a loop.

Who knows though, they may get back into it soon, and after a Vimes, they'd be due for another Death-centered one, and Mort is a prime candidate for that, given that it's one of the first.

That's pretty racist user.

Check yourself.

Nah I waited until the 10 PM show so barely anyone was there

How do you guys see movies like this? Tbh I'm always a little uncomfortable doing it, because I'm a mid 20's males seeing it alone, and I look creepy as fuck. What's worse is when some family takes the seats at the back, so I end up having to sit in the middle to front, so I'm in full view of everyone.

Buy tickets for the 10 PM - 12 AM show, I guarantee you that no families will be there unless you live in a shitty nigger/spic neighborhood where the kids stay up all night. That's how I saw it. It was a little embarrassing because I was the first one there and there were still like four people cleaning the theater and they pretended not to notice an 18-year-old loner male walking into a kids' movie, but I know they did.

Another annoying thing about late movies is that there are going to be people your age there with their fucking girlfriends and shit, so you just kind of have to ignore it. There was literally a fat neckbeard with a ponytail near me, and I realized that fat neckbeards with ponytails still get more pussy than I ever will (I get none, and he was with his girlfriend). So, some very uncomfortable things might happen to you and you might come to some personal realizations, but it beats death stares from fat soccer moms any fucking day of the week, so just go with the late show and you should be very nicely buttered toast.

WE WUZ VOYAGERS

I laughed a few times at the chicken. His immortality is the big running joke, which I was cool with.

Also yeah Pua should have been the sidekick for sure.

Meanwhile, Pixar is sucking

>watching SJW (((diversity ))) Disney movie
Yeah nah

>His annoying scream sounds like goofy's.
>Nobody agrees with me.

Yeah like I'm going to spend my money for the rare honour of seeing brown people. If I wanted that Id just drive down to the welfare office.

is there a torrent for this yet, im not seeing it in theaters

How long until Disney makes another white kino to recoup the money they lost from these stupid shitskin movies?

>parting the sea

what kind of religious indoctrination bullshit is this

was this a jojo reference?

You're the reason parents never EVER let their kids see a movie without supervision.

...

That was really fucking rude so I'm gonna go ahead and ignore that.

Not that user, but they brought back putting hitty R&B covers of songs from the movie over the credits. I tried, but I couldn't stomach it

Like anyone cares about the opinions of a pedofuck

Shitty pasta

>everything I don't like is SJW

Cringey to say the least

>HOW DOES DISNEY DO IT??
ctrl + c, ctrl + v, layer on a different race/culture

because the movie tries to turn the disney princess trope on its head a couple of times. one of these is by parodying the animal partner trope, instead of giving her the disney-ized pig they give her the retarded chicken.

>posts reaction picture from pedoshit comic

are you even trying pedoscum?

IMAE, IMANA PU A PU A KAHU

>that inage
>post is an attempt to pull face
uh huh

>that part where Maui pisses on her in the water
I need a cap of his face at that point

>spend 10 minutes writing up my heartfelt feelings
>"lol shitty pasta"

Who knows

moan-a is the porn spin off. its the spiritual sequel to 'say ahola to a-hola'

>those lips

I'm more interested in getting a giant corn dog like that, but the R34 of her that's already out ain't bad.

I agree with you user. I thought the same thing. Show your friends, and family that I, a random user sitting in his bed late at night while his gf is cozy and asleep next to him, that he agrees with you. Do it user. Do it.

This chocolate golem brown minority strong womyn movie didn't bomb?
Fuck this just give me more rabbitcop.

They have a monopoly on musical-movies. It doesn't matter that other studios are doing animation better. Disney's the only studio still doing musicals, and I have to go see their new one every two to three years.

I wanted to get up and dance during "Shiny," but I had to settle for bobbing around in my seat.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this when she yelled that.

Did it do better than Zootopia? I heard that rabbit got some fucking absurd $$$$ pulled in, it did unexpectedly well

What is the new "Let it Go?" "You're Welcome" or "We Know the Way?"

it's not a diversity movie if there are literally no white people in it and there are no jewish tricks to get white women to fuck black cock

>waiting for the inevitable article about how hard/innovative it was to make the textures on the giant hook

Learn to pander and you could be on their level

Dont like thr character designs plus not really interested

It's seriously weird that it's not socially acceptable to go to the movies alone. Some people are just more introvert and appreciates not being distracted by people around them. It's more or less watching a movie on a big fucking screen and perfect sound quality. How is that something not okay to do alone?

I did it once with Planet of the Apes, when I really wanted to see it and my friend cancelled due to sickness.
It was fucking awesome.

>jewish tricks to get white women to fuck black cock

seems you're just projecting your thoughts on white women, friend

his big toe is almost bigger than her head

>grown man
>no children
>watching a movie made for children
>alone

suicide is your destiny

Not sure how good this is doing, but I think Zootopia eventually made more than one billion? Obviously that's not pure profit (that fur texture doesn't pay for it's self), but itdefinitely helped fill the bank account.

Reminder that coconut oil is something like 90% saturated fat and it will kill you.

Kinda creative idea, at least not really been done before
>inb4 some no links some old German cartoon for the 60's literally no one saw that did it first

Throw in a few cute animals to sell as merch
Stick the Rock in because everyone loves him
Strong female lead, after all young girls are the primary market
Everyone likes good water tech

EVERYTIEM

disney makes the hottest female characters for sure

She looks like the Crazy Frog combined with Ronnie James Dio.

Anything to give her DSL, I'm down.

Is there a camrip yet?