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Fucking cunts, literally edition
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2nd for qt but heartbroken

my first

fourth for OUCH

>was it a trip to meet one of your "many" girls?

Lol, you obviously didn't read the last thread. But I did meet with a QT from Interpals. But it didn't go the way you assume

3rd for 3st

>no French QT

Lol, I obviously don't like you.
Go away.

i kinda like this girl, not fully, but still

How though? Like what do you do? Be yourself?

>Take threads advice, be more confident in my profile
>take out my height, stop being self depreciating
>girls start sending me messages again
>one ends up flirting and asks for my height
>I lie, continue to get lewd
>she ends up wanting to see my dick, but I don't think I can lie anymore without feeling guilty
>she sees the link, but hasn't responded in an hour

DO I REALLY HAVE TO LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING? IS "BEEEEING YOURSELF" A LIE?

You're the one who asked me a question

That's why you just be 6'9" with an 8" jackass

You're the on who responded to me first.

Hi)How r u?)))

Just delete your profile already

Perhaps because I don't hold pointless grudges. We hang out on this board all the time, I never did anything to you. So I'm not going to act like a prick

When your relationship with her is largely based off of your physical appearance then yes you bellsniff

I told you to just nick a knob off of /soc/

soren21 is that you?

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If a girl only writes really long messages to you is it normal that she doesn't message back every time she's on and usually takes at least a day to respond? I figure it must be kind of difficult writing long messages about abstract concepts in a second language, even if you speak it well.

ANYWAYS
has john been around?

She never got back to me on Whatsapp

Dude just be yourself?

She probably sends longer messages to multiple people, so it takes her a while to reply to everyone.

because she has been messaging me

:(

ups, sorry, i was just curious how "payable" the whole thing in USNA; looks like it's not much different from russian empire, just "public" sector has "bad reputation"

I'm a leftcom not an ancom but I would marry the hell outta her

>? I figure it must be kind of difficult

its not, if she takes long to respond shes obviously not as interested as you are, just keep b ing yourself and see how it goes

>is shitposting on Sup Forums same as me
>y-you're wasting time
Let's be honest here. You didn't respond because you could barely even understand what I wrote, not because you don't want to waste time.

stfu

this
Canadians are the worst

beeeeing yourself isn't a meme

Yo let's keep this about /cp/

haha child porn xd

When was the last time you filtered your search to Canada to find someone to talk to?

I kinda want some cheese pizza

A few weeks ago

all 35,85 billions? sheeesh, why nobody had bombed such a bad country yet?

recently, didn't like what I saw. So many asians and died hair and strong jaws on women
if you kill them they win

I'm going to make some M*xican food.

You're saying it's not hard to write long and complicated messages in a language you're learning?

I knew what you wrote, It was the most plebbit tier thing I've seen on this website in a long time. In fact I'd almost guarantee you frequent that shithole with a post like that.
Usually people only waste that amount of time if they have their identity attached to it in some way.

But you have such an inflated ego even anonymously you put in much more effort than necessary just to be "right" on the internet to complete stranger who does not give a single shit about what you think or want for your family and had already said he doesn't.

>its a choice, some people do it and some don't .
Then you drone on with that all that shit, like anyone gives a shit. No one does.
It is the definition of a waste of time

...

Nice
What kind of M*xican food?

I want tacos now, fuck

Enchiladas are the best m*xican food

A small chili soft taco and shrimp fajita soft taco.
Also nachos with melted cheese, guacamole, and refried black beans. I have a very small tomato and a piece of cilantro so maybe I'll use that too.

If I could e-mail you food, I would.

Fuck you guys I'm starving now

Well it's not "real" M*xican.
It will be Americanized M*xican, Tex-Mex.

>accuse someone of being a redditor and making arguments because of identity
>imblying le rebbitor meme is not the most frequently used le ebin sekrit club identity-based insult used by 4channers
>implying I read rebbit
You're really lacking in self-awareness, my dude. Calm down. Maybe going back to Sup Forums to feed your confirmation bias about liberals/jews/blacks/asians/china/hillary/democrats/common core/whatever would help you ease your nerves.

Watch this, start at 55 seconds

youtu.be/tLJpRx3WPNY

No one has seen John CENA.

Fat people aren't funny

then why is the USA such a joke :=D

ayyyyy

>qt Russian messages me
>check profile
>studies Korean at university
What a shame

git. fukkin. gud.

this cunt will literally die in the upcoming civil war

lol that person is fucked

Maybe it's ironic

why?

(((right go fight against those cultural marxists)))

My nachos are done!!!

Didn't have enough tomatoes so *Mexican disappointed sound*.

every single thing in this girls bio is a tragedy. I literally know every single thought she has in her head, every single counter point to any argument she would have. She is a walking brainwashed corpse, and is also not even cute to make up for it
fuck off retard

how's the lads

Fuck you it's 23:51 here nowhere is fucking open and I've got shit in the kitchen
Don't post this stuff REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

grass-fed

i second this

That looks like shit

THIS
FUCK YOU WEAPON OF CHOICE

no u!!!

I am eating an avocado with some salt sprinkled on it desu

Best way desu. Eating it plain is boring.

white people food

I might go to Taco Bell

Guys this isn't a meme, pls stop

I was going to cook up some authentic black people food, but I don't really like the taste of bullets

>Anti-capitalist
>(Also people who want to send me money)

asking for handouts is something a commie would want

Are we posting food now? How does this look to you?

Just got meme'd lads

do tell

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Let's see those boys SLICED UP. OPEN THE MEATS!

Yeah my bad I deleted it but now you wrote this

:)

Why would a girl be online all day and not respond to you?

She's responding to me.

Dont worry, I'm sure when you eat you'll be happy. A little bit of hunger makes your next meal great :)

Fuggg that looks so good.
Ribeye is the best cut.

STOP REEEEE

What's with the cake bro?

irony!

you asking me about my beloved cakepicture?

Okay, let me ask again.

What's the best way to drop my milf to make her an hero?

What do you all want?

The double chalupa box
or buy like 100 of those cheap tacos for 10 bucks

BAJA BLAST

Yes