/heem/

Maryna Moroz edition

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how do I achieve this mode

This is now a Valentina Shevchenko edition

Hard work

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>thinkgen of scarface

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>tfw a girl you fingered in a nightclub is going to get beaten up by cyborg

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you fingered meegan?

I wish Covington wasn't mates with Horhay, it makes me like Horhay just a little bit less which sucks because I've been a fan of his since strikeforce my guy

literally kill a guy

how do I achieve this mode

Jorge has genuine style, Coby is a tryhard douche

Jorge is the best with Dustin and Tony

is this the thread?

looks like it guy

Could you beat Honda in a 3 min sparring session?

Did cody really do a smug pepe pose?

Gotta love how the Woodleyfag went away. I knew he was ironically posting pics of him and praising Tyron just to get a reaction

implying you werent that guy

wow you really put 2 and 2 together there

Are they even any real Rashads on heem ? Or was it just le ebin trolen as usual

guys fill up this thread real quick

is that ngannou?

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pu55y ni99a

The last few threads have been absolutely elite /heem/. Will the trend continue?

KEKHOLD IN BELLATOR CONFIRMED

say that 2 my face not online c wut happens

reminder

Why is there a thread with an image deleted in the OP? Why is NotePad calling everyone an autist?

>gsp
He is in middleweight now.

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THIS IS THE THREAD
>Thanks op
>4 days left till UFN112
Tribute here
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rate this shoop

>stay loose like the slut you are

Moroz is an inferior version of Esparza that's going to get trapped on the bottom and try to play guard, which is a losing strategy against Carla.

>an inferior version of Esparza
now that's a dog shit analysis! just a terrible way to describe moroz. you never fail to disappoint australia lol

Yuros still on eternal pooicide watch because of based colby

For sure the angles are completely different my guy

am I a yuro if I love colby

I think hes based

She's stylistically very similar and she's worse at most things. What do you want from me?

Good man

Don't get it

What did he say or do that has anything to do with euros?

a midget american wrestler vs. a tall relatively inexperienced ukrainian boxer
inferior version
lol

its because yuropoors dont appreciate good wrestling

Can someone make a version of this webm that includes a zoomed in shot of both of their faces as skleb stands up and starts posing

did you enjoy alvarez vs pettis

yes

gsp is my all time favorite fighter. If you dont enjoy domination by wrestling you should watch WWE

The first time I saw him fight against Markes then Brunson, I immediately saw his patience, his knowledge of what his ability is. He is very careful, yet takes risks, and it reflects on how fights go. All his opponents said they will establish their gameplan or smother Yoel, but none were able to succeed, and I believe it is mostly because Yoel makes it a smart fight, makes them think of the danger by way he moves, makes it to a risk reward game where he is the one who in possession of more speed and power and thus danger. It's in the appropriate reactions that his fight iq shows.

Another thing is his ability to learn and improve. Each fight I see him bringing something new and reducing amount of unnecessary things he does. Perfect example how he was going ham on people when he was on top of them, but since he gassed out against Jacare, he was very patient when he got Weidman down, he knew he needed the energy for 3rd round and it's better not to try finish Weidman in 15 seconds when he has the superior position.

He didn't fall into Machida's counter gameplan, didn't took the bait and kept machida at bay with kicks.

He uses takedowns for scrambles to get shots in since he isn't built to grind over others and sacrifice hi ability to strike further on.

This unique but obviousy thought out process of fighting is one of the special things I absolutely love Yoel for.

For sure that was a thrilling stylistic matchup my man.
>if you don't like wrestling you should watch pro wrestling
100% agree my guy

Is Lithcuck seriously a faggy twink lads?

What's wrong with him these days

On a serious note, how did it come to be that "pro wrestling", refers to scripted mandrama rather than the actual sport of wrestling?

Let's see your face and compare who is more twink of us, or whether I am not manlier than most of heem.

You sure about that buddeh?

you weigh 70kg at 5'9 if that isnt twink then I dont know

For example Woodley is 5'9 and weighs 90kg hes a tank

i'm 67kg at 5'10" what does that make me

a male transitioning

smH fAm

73-75buddeh

Also Woodley is a tank but he's tank compared to anyone close that height

we should do our own version of dana whites lookin for a fight

we find prospects and follow them and bet on which one gets to the UFC first or something similar

post MMA porn

Those shoes are really aesthetic.

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I hope everyone pays way too much attention to the headkick ending of this and loads up on Sage in the Makdessi fight.

*gets angry at you*

>the year is 2035
>alarm goes off
>get up out of my cot too quickly and hit my head on the roof of my cuck shed
>time for breakfast, but realize I've run out of government mandated Starbucks® Unicorn Flavored All Natural** Carbon Based Cereal Substitute®
>punch in my 35 digit pin and answer five security questions to open the door so I can grab some food from my wife's state regulated alimony mansion
>quickly cross the woods and avoid the dogs to get to the mansion
>input the 44 digit door code but forget the 8th security question
>luckily one of her friends Jamarcus is leaving to get to court so he lets me in for $20 (what a deal!)
>make it to the fourth floor kitchen after nodding respectfully to the Elizabeth Warren statue by the elevator
>pass the retinal scan and wait in line with rest of my wife's boyfriends
>notice a few of her sons are watching Entertainment Csar Rachel Maddow do an insider report on UFC (Unified Female Championships)
>they're talking about their favorite fighters and Deontreaus says that Julianna Pena is the GOAT
>despite the lashing I'll get from my wife's boyfriend, I chime in and say that she's no Conor McGregor
>they start laughing
>McGregor? Carl, he never even defended his belt
>mfw

>he took time to write this
>and post it twice

low quality as expected of img posters

This. I'd actively spit on them if I saw them on the street.

>institutional racism not crossed
kek

>realize Luke is squatting with Adidas shoes
Luke fighting in Russia confirmed

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The (You)s are all I need

Almost as bad as Canada's poems

garbrandt would wreck both of them

>we'll never get Rory v Nick

Rory would toast him

Nice lad

Probably will when the Diaz brothers inevitably sign with Bellator

Look at the size of the lower portion of his head. No wonder why he gets KO'd so easily.

mmajunkie.com/2017/06/champ-andrea-lee-vs-davina-maciel-headlines-lfa-16-in-dallas

WAR KGB

post australian cartoons

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Michael Bisping responds to comparisons between his and Germaine de Randamie’s title situations
>google.com/amp/s/www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/6/21/15844410/morning-report-michael-bisping-responds-to-comparisons-to-germaine-de-randamies-title-situation
>“The thing about Germaine that always irked me from the very start is even when she beat Holly Holm and won the belt, she immediately said in the ring - because Rogan tried to set up a fight with her and Cyborg - she said, ‘No, no I can’t do it. I have to have hand surgery.’ Immediately after winning the fight she was in the ring, talking to Rogan, ducking the number one contender saying she needs hand surgery. Then, in the post-fight press conference, she’s saying, ‘I think I should rematch with Holly because it was really close.’ So which is it, do you need hand surgery or not?”
>if GSP isn't ready before end of summer I'm fighting Yoel
>my knees, I need surgery I can't fight

Neither Florian or Guida are blacksplosive.

>Alright, alright, you win. I see you played Knifey-Spoony before.
What did the Australian man mean by this?

>fatherless bastard

Aldo is very fortunate that Max got to him before Cody did. Cody wouldve hurt Aldo really badly.

He realised that he had met his match in the popular Australian passtime "Knifey-Spoony", having previously thought that the child was new to the game.

>Bisgay making more excuses
every Top 10 beats him and he knows it

>every Top 10 beats him and he knows it
Anderson-Bisping 2 you say?

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old shot making faces instead of punching Anderson split his face into three different sections without even trying, Bisping doesn't want that work again

There's an Israeli on the undercard of Bellator who's +400. Can we really be certain that this isn't fixed?

>heems Floyd Mayweather
>b-b-but he's ducking Frankie Edgar

Shale called dibs on all the fixing, cause he's an American gangster and whatnot

>heems Floyd Mayweather