Who would win in a war between the Netherlands and Norway?

Who would win in a war between the Netherlands and Norway?

Netherlands invading Norway?
Norway invading The Netherlands?

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the dutch would try to polder your mom's ass and fail

we would utterly genocide your pathetic nation and enslave the survivors of the dutch onslaught

Stop this nonsense, this is serious.

>The Netherlands will have 37 F-35s
>Norway will have 52 F-35s
>you sold all your MBTs (tanks)

r-right

What are you going to do? Throw snowballs?

What are you going to do when we arrive?
(Face it, The Netherlands have NO way of invading Norway, so it has to be Norway invading The Netherlands).

The Norwegian navy is on its way:

youtube.com/watch?v=S7GKUIhvYd4

Do you even have a military?

Yeah we've sent some Marines up there to get training with them
(Lucky faggots)

No, they don't.

Your weed ain't gonna stop us

Prepare for the end half-danes

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the dutch have a larger navy and ships for amphibious operations which norway doesn't have, so the odds seem to be in dutch's favor.

Meh, we have 6 subs - they have tulips

youtube.com/watch?v=tO3lYktc36I

This thread is so dumb omg.

Holland is DELET

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omg stop it norgay.this thread is so dumb.

War is dumb

Norway winning, is not

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We'd annex their entire country within days, maybe even hours.

LMAO
You are literally outmatched
Completely defenseless, like a baby in its mothers womb

>The Netherlands couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Norway in a day

TOP KEK NORWEGIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Dutch are ITCHING for a war with Norway. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Norwegian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Norwegian pig shit they see. When the Netherlands is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Look at this... (@3:00)
The most advanced spy ship in the world casually passing by (Norwegian of course).
We know EVERYTHING about the Dutch military

youtube.com/watch?v=GAWO7X7KQ34

>living below sea level.
LITTERALY DUMBER THAN NIGGERS

Wasnt norway like... part of sweden and denmark for centuries?

Can we even say its a real country?

Norwegian tanks on the way:
youtube.com/watch?v=8ugVjme_xgE

You no longer have tanks so...(it's a vehicle with a cannon)

isn't the netherlands just germans in denial?
can we even say it's a real country?

look who left the cuckshed

...

you?

We have existed AS A COUNTRY since 872
How long has the Netherlands? (lmao)

Guess again

You've been under foreign occupation for almost half of your existence

3000BC

You would get frightened the moment you saw a hill and retreat.

definitely you

Norway would surrender before we see the first hill
The Swedish lady seems to dislike us?

We were FIRST independent for 500 years until the black death fucked us over. In the 12th and 13th centuries we were FAR more powerful than tiny Denmark (yes, you have Greenland and the Faroe Islands because of us).

Also, Denmark belonged to Norway under Magnus the Good (for 5 years, almost as long as Canute the Great ruled over Norway in the SO CALLED North sea empire (7 years)).

Yes, now Sweden are our allies too.
Now... Holland, Netherlands, whatever... YOU ARE FUCKED!

Sissy swedes scary nobody

Also, it was not "occupation"... it was unions.

E.g. 'Denmark-Norway' was a continuation of the 'Kalmar Union' after Sweden left.

>6 subs

The Netherlands has 5
Denmark had 0


So...

(Norway could EASILY take out an entire carrier group - have no doubts about it). Diesel Electric subs are practically UNDETECTABLE (I know).

Ruled by Norwegian king* Not a part of Norway
>muhh union
we all know it was basically just danish rule

>Norway could EASILY take out an entire carrier group

Maybe I'll shift this thread against you half-germans. We would win in exactly 1 day.

...

It's the truth (apparently you live in the ancient times).

Building carriers today is a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY (unless you are fighting tiny terrorists). Fight a real country and your carriers would be gone in an instant.

>barren wasteland vs the most densly populated region in the world

Yeah an old obsolete one... (wtf flatland germans?)

>barren wasteland vs the most densly populated region in the world

Instant win for Norway (how could they even defend themselves?)

Small country = easy win


There is NO way they could invade a rather big country like Norway (they don't have the means).

Norway hopefully.
I mean...
Who would catch bacalhau for us otherwise?

>Fight a real country and your carriers would be gone in an instant
'no'

U my real brother

>'no'

yes (it's pretty obvious that carriers today are a relic of the past - and only a REAL war will prove it).

Carriers are like Battleships from WW2 ... COMPLETELY USELESS TODAY.

>HARDRADA WINS!!!

LMAO... even tiny Norway would kill your carrier group (hahaha)

He should have won... and ya all would be speaking Norwegian today!

And they are countered by...?

Missile storm?

Carrier groups literally have dozens of ships whose only purpose is to counter missile swarms

Meaning... sending just 100 anti-ship missiles would be enough to overpower an entire carrier battle croup (literally no country AT ALL).

>(literally no country AT ALL).

No counter* at all lmao

i think norwegian girls are prettier, so i hope they would win. hopefully the spanish would tag in too to get some old hard feelings towards the netherlands sated

Shhh. The Norwegians haven't discovered countermeasures yet

>Destroy locks
>Whole country is under water

What are Netherlander women like? Someone pls tell me, I'm curious.

They literally only have the capacity for a certain number of missiles (and even some of them might slip through).

If there was a war... I would never want to be in the navy that's for sure.

A single submarine.

both countries are impotent to carry a war

Good luck getting enough missiles to get through the screen without bankrupting your country
>what is active SONAR

This

(Have americans even heard about AIP subs lmao).

Why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch? They should be called Netherlanders.

The Netherlands has nukes from NATO. Norway does not

Post the South Korean navy then.
(You have no idea what we are capable if we were under attack by a hostile force - not ww2 because the Germans were just like us and not hostile).

We will target them first of course. We have the intel.

It means 'douche'

They're aircraft based. Good luck with that

If you don't STFU we will fucking invade the US too.

And it would probably be for the best. We would teach you some REAL manners, and REAL culture.

Isn't your entire culture based around eating shitty fish?

>what is active SONAR
A detection method that is largely ineffective against modern submarines unless they operate outside their element. Can it detect a large cold war submarine traveling in open water? Sure. Can it detect smaller modern submarines operating close to shore? No.

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RUDE

We were literally the original MODERN culture (everyone today takes some from us).

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Literally 1000 years before the US was created... LMAO

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where's the taco making station

In The Netherlands.

>been a country for over 1000 years
>never been a superpower
How does it feel to be hopelessly inadequate?

>never been a superpower

At least we were stronger than the US for a good 800 years :)

We were stronger than you before we even existed >:|

you can't be stronger than something that didn't exist

You are ALWAYS stronger than something that doesn't exist. Remember that.

What about dragons?

umm we're all allies here I'll have no fighting amongst ourselves.