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BORN DEAD INTO THIS WORLD
TO STARVE AND ROT IN AGONY

The future of metal

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Will you be left behind?

OH NO YOU'RE SO DAMN WICKED

you need to listen to Raped Ass and Bombraid if you haven't
anti cimex best swedecore band

give me metal that talks about ancient religions
preferably not odinism since it has been done to death
it's even better if it sounds ritualistic

to this day I can't believe this is real

SPIRIT
CRUUUSHEEER

HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
dutch cuckery is walking out of the hand

>this kills the numale/normie/tourist

that fucking disco beat

sounds like absolute shit, like someone is standing in front of the venue and recording with his phone
I really wish you edgy highschool kids would weed yourselves out

THE END IS NEEEAAAAARRR

I want something triumphant sounding like would be suitable for riding down and routing your enemies

get funky lads
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Crazy world of Arthur brown cover

the entire genre of power metal

VIP champagne lounge core
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Go listen to some Heavenly or some old Rhapsody

Thanks for the specific recs

doom chads report in
post albums

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Game: think of one of your favorite songs/bands, and look up if someone has made a nightcore song of it

Reminder. Keep overcompensating with "AGRRUSSIVE VOCALS OR IT ISNT MEATAL@!! XD" though, lads, it's funny as fuck.

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get out old timer
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we /metalcore/ now

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WASH AWAY THE BLACKNESS WITH THE SILVER RAIN

How evil are you in your daily life?

mallcore kids go home, this is a crust general

This is now a muthafuckin NU METAL thread, BITCHES

Probably too mainstream for you all but still gonna post this masterpiece of an album. Really can't decide which Ahab album is the best one.

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I deliberately leave the toilet seat up after pooing

this is now a djent thread
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Man i didn't know they have internet on the retirement home

>this kills the numale/normie/tourist

crust is for stinky smelly poopypants lesbians so nothanx

I have anal sex with 19 y.o boys

WE'RE DROPPING PUHLATES!

certified numale killer
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THIS AIN'T MALL METAL FOR LIL BITCHES
THIS IS WAR METAL FOR VENDETTAS

STEP UP YOU COWARDS

that's not evil at all

>Glam
Bubblegum rock
>Numetal
Edgy bubblegum rock

This kills the alleged numale killer.

I know you're trying to get me mad but I honestly love all this mocking

portal kills everybody and sends their souls to another dimension

This kills the alleged numale killer.

Your next "Random" click on Encyclopaedia Metallum is the next band you blast

let's separate metal into 2 parts
/metal/ - trad, doom, thrash, death
/fag/ - glam, numetal, black

Are you the same guy that posted Midnight Mountain with that same gif?

imagine waking up one morning and discovering you're the kind of person who writes reviews for Metal Archives.

New dragged into sunlight when?

haha I can't remember mang

/metal/ - trad, doom, thrash, glam, speed
/fag/ - death, black

lol this is a classic BILLY CLUB SANDWICH

Never happened so far

/metal/ - thrash, black, death, djent, groove, sludge
/hardrock/ - "trad", doom, glam, power, """"speed""""

/gud/ - what i like
/bed/ - what you like

Speed metal isn't even a real genre

>doom isnt metal
huh

glam doom

your think of this?

Ügh...

I do not give much thought to it

LIKE A HAWK IN THE SKY
programmed to traaaaace
WE CAN WATCH YA

One of the top 1000 metal albums ever released.

Manowar - battle hymn

Thou-sand light years we haaad overcooome
Across the univeeerse
It's aaa long way to the landing ground
The mission gets reaaal

atmocrust is for pussies

OdiumNostrum just dropped a new fuckin banger guys.

youtu.be/8Nakhb8HvmA

>BoyOSoy

actually pretty good

>djent, groovea and sludge belongs in /metal/
>trad doom and speed doesn't
Poser holocaust when?

this is like a post-bait
because it's absolutely no talent and obviously done by a numale

/metal/ - metalcore, nu metal, djent, slam, deathcore, corsetcore, rapcore, beatdown hardcore, edm

/fag/ - everything else

Recommend me a yuro festival for next summer. Can't go to Sweden Rock for reasons, so I'll have to do something else. Preferrably in july/early august.

word
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>Can't go to Sweden Rock for reasons
Probably because the tickets are already sold out.

djent
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Muh...Mastuhdon soled out...af...aftah Blood Mountain

>if you want to find metal-like classial check Wagner
>Wagner sounds nothing like metal: smothering, tiresome misty-eyed sentimentality of a middle-aged German bürger
when did this meme about Wagner being metal start?

in objective reality they sold out after crack the skye

Mastadon havent made a good album, regardless

but dude loud lmao

Nah, had I been planning to go I would've bought a ticket. Sucks that I miss this year, though. Looks like it's gonna be a great lineup.

Accurate

Mastodon was never good

I miss /nbbmn/.

Do you guys like Cattle Decap?

People keep pushing it further back

I have noticed that people are starting to say that Crack the Skye was too mainstream and poppy and that Blood Mountain was their last true album

And I've seen at least one person go even further and claim that everything after Remission is too mainstream

Where does it end

Mastodon as a whole is for tourists

not a punk thread

Cattle Decap is death metal

Wouldn't it have been 'selling out' to keep making albums similar to the ones that had brought them the most success up until that point?

Sure does. They've probably gone all-out this year since it was kinda lackluster last year

Mastodon are pretty much a new wave band at this point

Get the fuck out faggot

Tbqh compositionally I barely notice a difference between Mastodon albums

Like I feel that basically any song from The Hunter that isn't Curl of the Burl would've fit fine onto Blood Mountain or Crack the Skye

i miss not coming to these shitty generals

Same, with most loudmouths gone it was way better here