Nature documentary

>Nature documentary
>Predator going after prey
>Prey wins

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>nature documentary
>animals mate

>nature documentary
>animal rapes another animal
>sister bites her lip and looks at you

wow

>>feel-good programming for aging american poors
u are all prey

>nature documentary
>animals mate

That is usually what happens. Catching prey is hard.

>British nature documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider

>American nature documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS

>nature doc
>Narrator assigns names to animals
>"Monroe the lizard glances the horizon, looking for a mate"

>American nature doc
>Nearing the end of the doc runtime
>Narrator says "And that's why this animal is...THE MOST...EXTREME

This copypasta is so fucking stupid. British documentaries are boring as fuck, American ones at least try to make stupid nature shit compelling so you won't lose interest after 4 minutes.

>Nature documentary
>Narrated by David Attanborough

Post the video already.

I know you're going to fucking do it.

Post it you cunt.

>>Nature documentary
>Predator going after prey
>RULES OF NATURE

absolute kino, please let him live for another 100 years

its funnier if this pasta is OP

>nature documentary
>snakes are depicted as not disgusting evil apparitions of sin

do you think pepe get uncomfortable when he sees frogs mating

What? I love this shit.

Watching a lion get knocked 15 ft in the air by a buffalo, or a croc getting shit on by a pack of hippos. Its fucking amazing.

I wish there was more of it. Like a reverse rekt video where the predators get fucked up instead.

>its an user is too autistic to concieve that the predator doesnt win 100% of the time episode

>she adopts an inviting posture
>you lean in
>she starts to wrap her arms around you
>you run your fingers through her hair
>she moans as you kiss her neck
>"please... take me, user"

>he doesn't like snakes
>he doesn't want to live deliciously.

Hippos are not fucking prey. They are apex predators. Literally the only creature crocs instinctually know not to fuck with. They aren't even afraid of humans.

Watch episode one of Planet Earth 2. It has a spooky chase scene with a gang of snakes trying to eat baby iguanas.

you guys are fuckin ridiculous man.

dude....

The lack of self-awareness in this post is hilarious
You're the ADD riddled troglodyte the pasta's mocking you twat.

They aren't even afraid of speedboats

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The prey usually wins (95% of the time)

>Sister notices your bulge
>owo what's this

>Predator wins
>Sad music starts playing like it's somehow a bad thing that an animal does what it must to keep living

>nature documentary
>framed as predator hunting prey
>predator leaps onto the prey
>starts fucking it
>narrator starts explaining how inter-species coitus among animals is not that rare and rambling about the significance of it
>still can't believe the bloodied antelope is being raped to death

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What are they supposed to play? Cherry music? Serene music? Sad musics fits death pretty well.

Probably

>Americans actually believe this.

The only time I feel bad for prey is when orcas kill them, orcas are insane and kill for fun

who deleted the starwipe ending

Cats do the same thing.

>animals have human-like emotions and motives
>everything predators do is carefully executed according to a cunning plan

>nature documentary
>predator catches prey
>they cut the gruesome part where he is ripping into it while it is still alive

>Nature documentary
>It's a fixed camera on a fresh elephant corpse and the various animals feasting on it to the bone in a 48h time lapse.

Comfy shit and well narated too. Learned that the asshole is the best part of the body, apparently.

>tfw not smart enough for the wild

>the grow to 10 feet long and kill anything they get between there jaws
>but there are more artful hunters
>drawn here from the surrounding forest
>a jaguar
>the supreme jungle predator

>nature documentary
>shows how animal was late to do specific action which results of him dieng without reproducing

>nature documentary
>shows a bird who is the last of it's kind and is endangered
>the bird proceeds to sing mating songs, oblivious that noone will respond and he will just perish with his kind forever.

>nature documentary
>penguin walks off into the mountains in search of adventure

i wonder how he's doing lads. i hope he's okay.

these scenes are the best

this is why i love Sup Forums

>Australia at 6:00 am

>Nature Documentary marathon with friends
>Scene shows a beta animal that can't get a female to mate with him, and eventually will die alone, cast out from the group
>One of them yells: "Oh look user, you are on the TV!"

>Objective; Survive

kino post

>hahaha funny

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That scene was fucking intense, i hate snakes so much.

thats a crow not sparrow you dodo

>nature documentary fades to black right before the killing

Americans are such pussies.

i love nature man

absolute kino

>nature documentary
>"here we can see the elephant shrew"
>starts running away from a predator
>clean "action" shots of it running from ground level
>jumps over the camera
>car sound effects, "zips" and "zooms" added in
>cameras all perfectly positioned despite the crew having no prior knowledge where the rat would run
>they somehow have camera all the way around the inside of its burrow
>people still think its not staged

youtube.com/watch?v=1xVlD4KizAw

what animal is the most powerful animal

boy this pasta sure was funny the first 60 times it was posted

man, next question

the cassowary

who wins in a fight

two polar bears or 1 hippopotamus?

the polar bears get 1 hour of prep-time.

nigga a singlepolar bear would fuck a hippo up,they dont fuck around

as if you didnt know you are on Sup Forums

you stupid as fuck, a hippo would crush a polar bear, it has over 1k on it and a good 1 meter and twice it's bite strength, even crocodiles run away from that shit.

a hippo would fuck everything except the most dangerous creature of all man

Yeah, there was definitely a moment when the odds were against him...

actually, I take that back, Orcas would fuck up hippos

>American nature doc
>Narrator has whiskey/cigar voice

>The Lion is known as the King of the Jungle
>footage of a siberian tiger prowling through a snow-covered steppe

>Americans need to give insects goat/tiger noises for it to be interesting

Kek

>snow-covered steppe
do you even know what steppe is?
tigers don't go there

Which doc?

elephant

>type 'snow-covered steppe' into google images
>thousands of images of snow-covered steppes

hmm

and there are tigers in steppe areas. they don't 'go there' if they occur there

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Right? That's my favourite bit of that copypasta, too

ok
you won
happy now?

>americucks have an attention span of less than a fucking minute

>>Nature documentary
>>Predator gets prey
>>They censor the gore scenes or cut to the next one

I'm never happy

Hate when this happens

here's your (You)

>Nature documentary
>Animal does a poo

>nature documentary
>prey being tracked by a starving beast
>hungry for its daily feed
>the predator on the verge of death
>close to its last breath

>nature documentary
>long shot of animals fighting
>silly sound effects

>nature documentary
>prey obeys the rules of nature
>they run when the sun comes up
>with their lives on the line
>alive, for a while
>no choice, got to follow the laws of the wild