How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

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Tell him his target went to the galleria and carry on with my day.

Teach him how to love. It's what every machine wants deep down inside.

>Go near a strong magnet

>Win instantly

How was this guy a threat again

magnets and/or lava

magnets

youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYbDP2kDfg

EMP

Tell him I'm the newer model of T-1000 disguised as John and that Skynet told me to tell him that he should self destruct because I'm in charge now.

what makes liquid metal so threatening and nanobot terminator from Genisys so boring?

The galleria?

I had a dream yesterday that I had a T-1000 protector and it augmented my body by sliding down my throat and could form blades and armor for me to use by seeping out of my pores and I ran around stabbing people, it was awesome

anyway workers regularly leave tanks of liquid nitrogen laying around on the street where I live so spray one of those at him

Thermite, nutty putty and magnesium

Drown him

>lock him in a freezer
>you win

Wouldn't be the first thing that slid down your throat

>Skynet
>takes over the world
>invents time travel
>forgets about heat shielding the T-1000

>you are a meme. The fact that you are here means that you didn't succeed at killing me. Why bother?
then walk away

Damn, Nikky Cox used to be hot!

fill a water gun with hot gallium which, when squirted at mr T-1000 will rapidly alloy with his porous liquid metal body causing it to lose it's kinetic and structural properties, reducing him into a pile of dark flaky metal bits

drink him

That's your solution to everything.

step on a butterfly

Before he can react i yank his pants down and suck his dick, that'll teach him the meaning of life.

Smart.

dubs

Kek

I don't think he can ejaculate

the T-1000 is not a coke can, user.

Chemrail rifle.

I cannot self destruct

Why didn't the T-1000 just turn into a tank or something?

or cia

Tanks have moving parts. The T-800 explains he can't replicate chemicals like gunpowder or complicated machines.

Better actor (by a longshot) and how he shows no conscience for anything besides completing his objective

Also he's just creepy as fuck and looks threatening in his normal face

>can't mimic complicated machines
>can mimic complicated biology

James Cameron is a hack, what's new?

No strong magnets anywhere?

Retard

Can he? It's not like he turns into the person literally, he's just camoflaged

You can't.

crash-land a helicopter on him so the blades chop him into hundreds of small pieces. grab the pieces and shove them into thick-walled glass jars, then separate them so they can't communicate or get back together.

lure him under one of those big junkyard electromagnets

Melt him with my 90s boyish charm

What if you separated about 25% of his mass and put it in a jar, then he'd have to turn into a manlet version of himself

reminder that the T-1000 also appeared in Wayne's World and Last Action Hero

James Cameron

Why didn't he save his brother?

Cocks looked like THAT?

Well they expected one of them in the wreckage.

Kek

I kek every time

Live on an island surrounded by hot liquid magma. Invite him over.

x-files durr

Throw him out plane

Maybe it's just a limitation of the technology?

His brother, despite their ability to chose any shape, chose that of an African American. He clearly has poor taste and does not deserve saving.

Send back a modified T800

>T-1000
IIRC T-1000 was a prototype, Skynet build it, found out that there is no place for control chip, put it to the deepest basement of lab and threw away the keys. This thing was considered too dangerous even by Skynet standards. You wouldn't improve thing that may destroy you, right? And when SHTF, Skynet used it as a weapon of last resort.
Genisys bot talked too much. T-1000 in the end even gained some kind of personality, which made him even creepier.

>No one gets this reference
Wtf

divide him up into at least a hundred pieces, then you'd have a hundred little action figures that actually move and try to kill you. sell them on ebay. there might even be a film in how they try to get back together.

then it got out and disguised itself as a hot scottish pop singer who has a fetish for peeing on guys.

No one cares

Have him chase you into a steel refinery while you have a father figure terminator duke it out with him and eventually have him ride his broken body on a moving gear and shoot a 40 mike mike at him and watch as he falls in lava.

Reminder that Tony Sopranos whopped T-1000's ass.

>How do you stop him?

Install Gentoo.

you mean if the t-1000 turned into my waifu and his mission was to be fucked by me it wouldn't feel real?

>Why didn't he save his brother?
>Well they expected one of them in the wreckage.

This joke was extremely painful (for my sides).

P.S.: The fire rises!

Yes, you wouldn't feel moistness and shit that pussy has, you would only feel cold metal rubbing your penis

How did it time travel? Only human flesh can get through.

that's obviously false because the original terminator wasn't human flesh

it was covered in flesh-like material

As much as I love T2, why is it magma that finally killed the T-1000, and why is it that when he was in the magma he changed into everyone he sorta became? Like Jon's step mom for example.

yes but the robot himself wasn't
I think the human resistance didn't know how the time machine worked

1) it was molten steel not magma
2) he started malfunctioning

Can we call the film Small Soldiers?

>nutted but she still suckin

They were inside a volcano, moron.

>scientists STILL can't create a functioning T-800

forget the self-aware CPU, i just want a robot that can walk on two legs and is strong as fuck, is that too much to ask?

soon

I just want to ride one of the dog's into battle

is that too much to ask ?

>$10million dollar battle robot
>knock it over and it can't get up

and dicks

youtube.com/watch?v=PisoSgwcRVQ

the nerd didn't even push it right

>where is your god now

oh so now there's wrong ways to push stuff huh

Acid.

...

*wacky cartoon noise*

Have sex with him

>go on a ship tour over the Mariana trench,
>leave the ship with helicopter
>let him sink with the ship

>thinks EMP exists IRL

You think there's some treasure down there?

he would BLOB BLOB BLOB BLOB to the land

my uncle is a science teacher

>titanic larger than mt everest

He was a big moving action man doll. His insides where just metal.

The junk yard?

You are a moron. He couldn't produce bodily fluids, he couldn't create chemical communication between nerves, he couldn't create organs.

2spooky

>nerds want to go to Mars
>we have literal aliens and cthulhu monstrosities in our oceans still

Is that just the T-1000 or terminators in general?