Why don't you have a colombian gf?

Why don't you have a colombian gf?

I wish

Are colombian considered "latino"? i'm not sure of the definition of the word

I only date humans.

Because my soul is empty and black and all women despise me.

no congolombians in my country

I'm too afraid of narcos and pimps

>monkey
>i only date humans

this is how HIV started

They are Latina

Latin = Every American country below Canada
Hispanic = Every Spanish speaking country below Canada

>Are colombian considered "latino"?

Colombia, I-
I don't know.

cos im aiming for a Colombian bf

Is there a way to filter out Colombian women on chaturbate? Can't stand their fake asses and tits on the front page anymore.

obviously, what kind of question ia that

Wrong, there are several non-Latin American countries South of Canada, for example Suriname.

i wish

well I wasn't sure what latino exactly meant, and if it was pejorative or not

Because brown women are for sex only

Canada is Latina too
See: Quebec

>Latina
>a
L U B R I Q U E

[Translator's note: lubrique means lewd]

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Canadá is feminine, like Francia and España
México is masculine
Now, open up

Do countries have gender in Mexico? here the only ones i know that people use are El Peru and La Argentina

Wrong

Le Canada is masculine, just like Le Mexique. However, La France and L'Espagne are indeed feminine.

>dating literal mokeys

They always have gender in Spanish, almost never an article
>México es hermoso
>México es hermosa

but that's because it's EL pais, so you don't say "Mexico es hermoso" because Mexico is masculine but because it's a country

>Francia es hermosa
>Argentina es hermosa
>España es hermosa

How can i get a colombian gf??? I am so desperate to want them.

This

We say Le/Un Canada, tho

Same with Québec

Please!

Stop answering to this deranged paisa's threads. Just ignore him until he gets tired of it and goes back to hispachan.

0n?

My soon to be potential gf has a 2 yo son. Why the fuck does this happen me everytime? I dont wanna be a cuck

because I don't live in Colombia

Well that's like... your choice m8

Sup, AJ.

We aren't at the top m8. If we're fortunate, we can taste the leftovers from Chad.
Is that or being alone (and all your acquaintances would think that you're gay)

ME GUSTA MUTCHA COCA

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I can't even fathom dating a single mom. But then most women probably have had abortions here instead.

Only cartels have colombian gf

I'm too much of a nerdy white boi.

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I don't want to get shot by drug cartels she sucks off for money