Why didn't someone at Hogwarts beat the fuck out of this smug little runt?

Why didn't someone at Hogwarts beat the fuck out of this smug little runt?

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Harry did though, more than once

They're English.

Hermione did

Herminone did

>Hermione
>Harry
>Malfoy STILL won by marrying best girl

Snape sodomized him on a regular basis

>come up behind him and snatch wand
>break it in half

i don't know why nobody ever did that, it would be so easy

he ended up kicking his own ass.

>Malfoy STILL won by marrying best girl

some literal no-name background character?

I loved when Malfoy face stomped Harry in the book and movie.

But then how would it be one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Yes well done Draco, well done Draco
HOWEVER

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H O W E V E R
is that the music from the leftovers?

>best girl
>not romilda vane

Check your privilege mudblood

why'd you ask if you know?

I didn't know for sure. I tried googling it but couldn't find it.

That's how shit Rowling's characters are for ya.

never repost the version without Clifford For President again

Best girl was Luna. Deal with it.

>at the fuck out of this smug little runt?
because bullies are strong and nerds are weak

no one ever realised how based Parvati was

you forgetti

Such a weaksauce punch

She'll cuck you.

Best girl is Fleur.

Yo someone post a stream or some mega links or some shit I wanna get comfy

>originally all characters were going to be from separate houses and Malfoy was going to be a tsundere girl
>instead we got this shit

>Parvati
Padma for life.

>fully extending for a punch

In the books Ron punches him in the face every other chapter.
Book Ron is based as fuck, unlike snivelling movie Ron.

what does Sup Forums think about the r63?

could it work (-to make my dick diamonds) in a remake 10 years from now?

Because he was Alchemy the whole time.

Its because its the dullest franchise blablablalbalblablablalbal.

Why does society insist on talking about this and lotr?

Why? Why did he do that? Congrats Slytherin, you've won the house cup! then lets them cheer and be happy for a short while before crushing them.

>you don't look autistic at all

I laughed.

If this pale blonde wizard and Luna Lovegood would have a babby. What would it look like?

He meant she doesn't look like CWC.

ubermensch

>tfw seeing the then and now pictures of luna's actress

>Malfoy is basically a very bitchy girl with a shit ton of UST with Girl-Harry
>Ron is now an endearingly awkward red head
>The twins

Holy shit

literally nothing wrong with her

>a girl throws shit punches

Never thought I would see realism in a Harry Potter movie.

why? she looks the same but just a little older to me

God damn, where did it go so wrong

Little Witch Academia

>he hasn't seen the one where she is full JUST

post it

She looks fine. Certainly still attractive by UK standards. She's just not a kid anymore.

>Another Hitler is created

HOWEVER

>Oi bruv wanna shag?

I forget was it Draco or Joffery's actor that quit after their role because of the shit they got from people over their character?

Joffrey, then again his character died (as intended according to the books)

as a villain he was a bit meh, too over the top like, almost to ensure that normies truly hate him

the actor was pretty good though

I remember him being in Batman as a younger kid

The only way he can get an erection to break childrens spirits, Dumbledore is a sick fuck

Yeah, they did Joffrey why more sadistic than in the books.

>Malfoy was going to be a tsundere girl

Definitely Joffrey. A lot of people love Draco

Neither. Both their characters' roles simply ended.

it would actually be fucking perfect if Malfoy was a girl

like holy shit just imagine it

His father would have heard of it

The guy who played Joffrey quit acting altogether after it because of the hate he got

All these fucking HP posts in the last 2 weeks make me wanna watch HP again.

What's he going to do? He can't even keep his house slaves under control

Moaning Myrtle is objectively the best girl

he's playing the exact same character on flash right now though?

Because Harry Potter started as books for really little kids and then evolved into young adult as the readers grew up. It made sense for Draco to be comically dickheadish and get away with it 90% of the time in the early books, but not so much by book 5. Thankfully around that time his role was much less outright being a cunt so it made more sense.

No he's not.

He's playing an uptight character. Not an asshole. He's angry that Barry can somehow skirt all the rules and never be punished.

All the characters in the book were better than in the films because in the books all the good traits weren't condensed into Hermione

No he didn't.

>reminder that, when Harry tricked Lucius into freeing Dobby, Lucius almost cast Avada Kedavra on him in broad daylight in the middle of the school

Right outside the Headmaster's Office, no less.

Why didn't Malfoy cure his balding with magic?

Why didn't Harry cure his eyesight instead of piss farting around and fixing his glasses constantly?

Is it ever shown that eyesight can be fixed by magical means?

Poo.

>Leaving The Boy Who Lived as a corpse outside Dumbledore's office for him to trip over on his way to lunch.

Lucius was the fucking best.

>77 replies and not one mention of Crabbe or Goyle

He had two ogre-like bullies constantly protecting him.

>I remember reading on reddit that he was in Batman as a younger kid
fixed it for ya son

>He had two ogre-like bullies constantly protecting him.

>77 replies and you don't realize that he still got his ass kicked regardless

fucking nonce.

nah, I think I was rewatching Batman movies before the last Bale film came out, spotted the similarity somehow.
Might have been the first one or the second one, definitely not the third one.

He was protected by Savitar.

I always thought Hermione's Oculus Reparo during her very first scene fixed Harry's eyesight and he only kept wearing them because they're iconic, and it took me 10 years until Deathly Hallows (when the seven Potters say his eyesight really is that bad) to realize she actually only fixed Harry's glasses

It didn't help that "Oculus Reparo" literally means "fix the eye"

Most wizards don't usually rely on physical violence. Due to what I've heard about boarding schools in Britain I'm more surprised he wasn't raped on a daily basis by his upperclassmen for being such waify blonde fuckboi.

You can really pinpoint the moment he decided that he has to kill Dumbledore.

So satisfying. Harry was beating off under his invisibility cloak, again, when Malfoy comes along and punts his nose in.

and then LITERALLY gets cucked in the newest book.

why are ravenclaw and hufflepuff celebrating like they won ?

Because it had been slytherin for years in a row, finally got revenge on them.

wud u fug Draconia Malfoy?

I find it hard to believe they have potions to help bone heal and repair, but they can't fix eye problems

That's really stupid man.

The headband stays on

what the other guy said~it was a "trademark" characteristic for Harry

>LITERALLY gets cucked in the newest book.
Your wife dying counts as getting cucked now?

>got punched a couple of times
>that means he was always getting beaten up

Fucking paedo cunt.

>that means he was always getting beaten up

That wasn't the argument, shit for brains.


>Why didn't someone at Hogwarts beat the fuck out of this smug little runt?

Read the fucking OP and take your dick out of your mum before you post next time.