Waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me

Life isn't all about sex user, you'll learn one day

Dude you have no idea how hard that life can be.

If you really think sex is all there is to life you are just as insufferably hopeless as any normie who diametrically cares that much about it

>he has something you want so he can't be unhappy

You'll never be happy user.

D'aww boo hoo widdle babbies, want a hug? Want another beautiful woman to cawess you and tell you things will get better, widdle babbies?

Once your past the age of 20 you'll realize that living his life isn't that hard, but it isn't a happy one

You're proof that growing up in a surrounding where you believe that how much sex and pleasure you can consume defines you're worth can fuck you up and prevent you from being happy

You seem to be the only one complaining about anything

*fixed

Women ain't shit user
Keep telling yourself a beatiful woman will fix everything wrong in your life

It is going to be a rude awakening when you finally lose your virginity in 20 years

why do you come on here and post this repeatedly?

genuinely curious.

Its not, but its like 70% of life

White people: The Movie

>First concern for happiness in life is his capability to acquire sex

This is the easiest way to spot a virgin

Should've fucked his sister.

Because nobody saved me

>You'll never be his cockslut

fbm T_T

how can you miss the point so completely?

>implying there's a point

Don't take that Hollywood garbage so seriously. It's just a chick flick complete with Fassbender's dong fanservice.
People who get laid all the time are the last ones to complain about life.
Also ignore the memester whose sole goal is to trigger you:

We're supposed to feel sorry because he is a manlet

I look better than him but I'm a fatass with an average dick. Where do I apply to whine about too much pussy?

>STILL watching movies for the story

top kek

this
asshole is converting qtblkgrls to bwc

guy past age of 20 here

how the fuck do i get laid?

post face

This
You're a faggot OP, probably a virgin. Sex is fucking over rated. I'd take money over a chick any day of the fucking week.

Agreed

>People who get laid all the time are the last ones to complain about life
What bullshit is this? Some of the best looking dudes on the planet are seriously fucked up and what you might consider "depressed", despite being good looking and sometimes even rich as fuck.
Getting laid doesn't make you happy. It's a temporary release like masturbating. Now imagine you've fucked hundreds of hot women, maybe even thousands.
"Once you've done one, you've done them all" is pretty accurate, although I'd say the number is about 5 or 6 then you've done them all.

Don't take the b8.

David is a sex addict. It's like some abyss, it's never enough, it's an endless treadmill. You think the next time will make you happy but it doesn't. It's just a compulsion. Sex never fills the void. People who fuck a new person every weekend are not happy. It's never enough. Immediate gratification is not the same as long term happiness. He's doomed like Sisyphus. And it got so bad, he ended up going to degenerate gay clubs, and his only sister killed herself because he wasn't around.

Really? Sex is 70% of life? You mean sleeping and eating and shitting and brushing your teeth?

>one of more than seven billion people inhabiting this planet, has a wildly-different opinion regarding a film, than I do
>"buh-buh-bait this is, thuh-thuh-thuh-this is an attempt to fuh-fool some people"

Wear leather jackets, ride a motorcycle, smoke cigarettes. You think any of those guys are virgins?

no

>I look better than him
>but I'm a fatass with an average dick
So you don't look better than him.

it's to kino for a dumbass like you too understand OP

Why don't you have sex with beautiful women if its so easy?

It's understandable why a virgin like yourself would think he has nothing to complain about

Ducks you up emotionally. You stop caring about family. You change in personality and shit.

Also sex daily fucks you up eventually physically. Become drained.

Saved you from yourself?

>Also sex daily fucks you up eventually physically. Become drained.

>sucking on tits daily makes you weak

wut

t. virgin

Maybe he just subconsciously doesn't like niggers.

This fucker gets it. The shameless pursuit of the physical, of only knowing the sensuality (which couldn't be more clear than revolving a film around constantly needing to get off), imprisons Fassbinder's character. It brings him no joy and it consumes him entirely.

>he's a tit guy

No. Literally all the semen becomes drained out of you and you shrivel up into a dry husk.

I fucking hate movies about first world problems.
I just can never take them seriously, they always feel like a giant echo chamber for those loosers millennials who think not having your own house at 20 is so fucking disaster and their life is over.
And when played by serious and older actors it makes them come off as even more ridiculous shit.

Being a slave to your body is never good. Imagine what he could accomplish in life but never will because he's an addict.

why didn't he fuck his sister?

she wanted it.

What about the black bitch?

didn't he had a white color job with an office that had a large window?

he already accomplished a shit ton in his life, he had everything.

No you sick fuck, that scene was her wanting comforting not sex.

yes

>Just be yourself bro lol.
Memes are like stereotypes. There's always a grain of truth in them. Women find confidence sexy, ergo if you're confident in yourself and actions you should have no problem getting laid.

>guy talks about what they found on his hard drive
>I'm talking like hoes, sluts, anal, double anal, penetration, inter racial facial, man.

>double anal

How

Two cocks in bum.

There's even triple anal.

Because they already fucked each other like rabbits when they were kids

>very handsome

when will this meme end

guess you haven't seen legalporno then

Without a doubt the best studio nowadays.

>unironically sporting the heavy metal look past the age of 18
this guy needs to kill himself as soon as possible

It's literally all about sex. There is not one thing on the planet that is not connected to sex. The only things that are designed with solitude (without 'self improvement') in mind are degraded and mocked insisently.

This isn't Sup Forums you faggot.

>Life isn't all about sex user

Everything stems from it though, user.

If you're good looking, you get treated very well. If you're good looking you have absolutely no worries in life because you have an advantage.

This.Better looking people will always have something special

I heard an interesting theory once, user.

Everything in life is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.

That the human intellect was like peacock feathers. It's an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michaelangelo, and the Empire State building... just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn't matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. The peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, pecking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty.

You're both unbelievably stupid.
So you're better looking than most guys but still a bum? Now what? Still have mental health issues, now what?
"Good looks" mean nothing if you don't have the social status and at least some money to go with it.

Even if say, you're in the 0.01 percent of good looking dudes, doesn't that come with pressures of its own?
Everyone expects you to do well and believes you have a good job because you look good... What if you don't?

You guys are faggots and have never experienced true hardship, hence you believe "not being incredibly hot" is hardship.
You probably despise superficial people, but your very own belief system is superficial at the core.

You're the equivalent of those humongous fat fucks who eat themselves to death, to the point they can't get out of bed or get in the shower... And they do so knowing that there are countless handicapped people out there who would do anything to have their legs/arms/mobility/whatever, back.

Not to mention, no one takes good looking people seriously

>they always feel like a giant echo chamber for those loosers millennials

Right, we should cater to your bitter third world ass

Don't you have some party to go to,Chad?

I liked what it was going for. Him realizing that he can not build any stable or any meaningful relationships with women because sex is only thing he wants was great so was his spiraling down later on.

What in my opinion was half-arsed is his supposed 'shame' about his way of life. If the moment where he presumably starts feeling 'shame' for what he is, was him listening to them fucking and realizing he wants to fuck his sister too, then pic related scene that comes after portrays him as a complete unrealistic autist and completely ignores characters self-awareness that we see later. His entire set up with laptop cam whore wouldn't happen, since he had no reason to believe that sister had left, he also apparently has a loud ringing noise in his ears while jacking it to not hear the door closing, And I know that it's just "he's that addicted, guys, okay?" but Steve could've done it better and not that ham-fisted. His least favorite film of mine. Great ending though.

>Life isn't all about sex user
It is actually.

I live in a first world country but he was right though.
The "first world problem" shit in movies IS ridiculous.
It's self-serving, self-masturbatory sorrow porn for spotty nerds with no self esteem, and mindless filler for dumb cunt chicks who idolise the Karcuntians (other reality TV stars are available).

Every movie ever made that pandered to this group of people is shit.

let's say i am confident

that doesn't fix my face, my lack of friends and social skills, and lack of money

being confident would fix the social skills though and the rest would follow

drink 9 beers and do a gram of cocaine and you'll feel how confident people feel everyday.. then you will understand that confidence is above all

>sister watches wank
>best orgasm ever

>If you're good looking, you get treated very well.
not if you're a woman

>not about food
don't eat for 10 days and tell me life isn't about food.
you're a moron. you can survive without sex.

You can come back and say that when being a virgin isnt being looked down anymore. Sex appeal runs this society nowadays so quit your bullshit

>post about a movie
>Sup Forums
what the fuck are you on about you blithering retard.

im not him but......so? just fucking lie if someone asks you, so what? or better yet, go get laid.
get a grip of yourself you faggot

>sex appeal
no, money runs this society and there are a fucking lot of rich people who were nerdy virgins too
you have no excuse for your pathetic ways
no one to blame
it is all on YOU

Sexual desire is a necessary prerequisite to reproduction which is 100% the purpose for your existence, acknowledging that it percolates into every aspect of human behaviour doesn't mean you're foaming at the mouth and constantly hammering on your dick you dense shit

>Jew nose
>giant ugly Jew feet

no thank you

Our whole lives center around it, even now. That, and buying the new iPhone or flat screen TV.
Why do you think people go to work everyday? because they enjoy shovelling shit?
They go to put food on the table and make sure their dumb fuck wife can buy new wallpaper.

Unless you're a homeless vagrant who survives on handouts

>go get laid

Lol as if its that easy

Life solely exists for reproduction you stupid fucking creationist

That's the secret...it IS that easy.
Sometimes I wish I could meet anons in real life and go for a night out with them to show them how fucking easy it really is.

Didn't your father ever teach you anything about women?

i've gone to bars alone by myself
every girl is in a group, usually with a guy

i can't even speak loud enough for them to hear

>Didn't your father ever teach you anything about women?
no

>Life solely exists for reproduction you stupid fucking creationist
Not him but i disagree.
Says who?
There are genius philosophers who couldn't work it out and send themselves mad trying to, yet user on the internet knows better? Fuck off

You do know that every NEET on Sup Forums was raised by a single mother, right?

And it's easy if you're good looking

No. Life exist for the survival of the species. That's why, in nature, when the number of animals of a species is to high in the same place and makes it hard to feed them all, nature turns some of them gay to decrease to number of new individuals.

>I cant bring myself to defile this beautiful african queen despite being a complete degenerate, but lemme just call some white skank to plough, like all the other white skanks in the movie

It's because he was starting to feel the beginnings of a connection to her instead of just straight up fucking.

Also, Fassy loves to colonize with his BWC.
>MICKED

>nature turns some of them gay to decrease to number of new individuals.
>nature turns some of them gay
>nature
LMAO

N-nature... is that y-you? Turning them g-gay? Or is it just years upon years of propaganda that was pumped into their heads coming into fruition? Find out next week on user is a dumb fucking cunt.

>tfw was with this until he goes and gets sucked off by a guy
Also the incest baiting was rude.
>mfw he straddles her in nothing but a towel AND NOTHING HAPPENS
Apparently incest is just too shameful.

>i've gone to bars alone by myself
Unless you've got the fucking charisma of a movie star, or a watch that looks expensive... why fucking bother?
Get a hobby. Get some friends. Then go to the bar.
Easier said than done I know, but nothing comes without sacrifice.

I know neets who post on here that weren't, so that's wrong. And some of them get laid often.

It's easier... that's all

>That's why, in nature, when the number of animals of a species is to high in the same place and makes it hard to feed them all, nature turns some of them gay to decrease to number of new individuals
How does nature turn them gay? How does it "know" that the number is too high? Call me a retard or whatever, but how does nature even allow for such specific adaptations to exist? Like I never got how some insect can evolve into a leaf-looking thing to perfectly camouflage into its environment

Good point. Even ugly women get treated very well.