Now that she's single, what would it take for a guy like me to pork Bjork?

Now that she's single, what would it take for a guy like me to pork Bjork?

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a bbc helps

Nah man, if she was about that bbc why did she leave goldie?

Why would you want to do that? She's old enough to be your grandmother.

I have a thing for older women.
Plus the accent.

Who the fuck has a 52 year old grandmother

Chavs and white trash.

My mum is older than Bjork for fucks sake. I WANT TO HUG BJORK SO BAD GIVE THIS TO ME GOD OH JESUS

well if she had her kid at 16 and her kid had a kid at 16 she could be a grandmother at 32-33.

Someone post the fanfics pls

Whats this?

which ones? there's like 4 ive come across on this site of her

Which is precisely why the whole grandmother metric is retarded either way you feel about age gaps.

all

Strong character, confidence and creativity. And a fuckton of luck, mostly this basically

Her name's pronounced "Beerk" not "Byork".

>hey guys do you listen to Byeerk
>no who is that
>The Icelandic singer
>You mean Bjork
>Hahah yeah its just her name isnt pronounced like bjork ahah Im just pronouncing it correctly

I guarentee this is most of your interactions when you state her name correctly.

Simmer down you little cunt

Yeah, I bet you had no idea how to pronounce her name until I made that clarification.

Get cultured, you white boi biotch.

Amerifag: the post

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this is the only one I can find right now

Ill submit to you all that I do actually pronounce it Bjeerk but from personal experience i've not not had an encounter where someone has 'corrected' me with BeeYORK.

Im from the UK you twonk

>Be tall
>Be handsome
>Be interesting to talk to and a bit laid back
>Be a musician/artist
There you go.

Oh and also you have to be a masculine type, twinks and femboys need not apply.

she needed a blacker one

what

Check out Goldie and Matthew Barney.

HRRDRRRR * bang*
HHHRROOHHHHHHHhhhhh/...............

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howling at this one lad

Here's all the ones I know we've written:
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Maybe read and give your ranking?

glad you like it mate, put a lot of effort into that shitpost

That doesn't even rhyme

Send her a letter ;^)

>Implying you wrote that

go gay, produce music and hang out in trashy clubs around brooklyn. she will come find you

>pork bjork

ew

Love that first one lads. Proper decent. Going to read the rest tomorrow.

im not proud of it
we were writing the third part yesterday but the mods deleted the thread

I know, I was the one who started the thread. You seem to be posting differently.

im out with a friend right now, so I'm posting from my phone, didn't bother formatting nicely. I'll try finishing up the third part sometime and share it eventually

>My mum

Alright, maybe make a thread with a link later?

what you got against my mum?

have a wonky eye

I'll try if I get the chance tonight

Great! Can't wait to see what happened to Thom. (He got his ass kicked)

The second one is really good aswell wtf the quality of writing is actually good and they're both hilarious

someday i WILL bed her twenty years ago