Now that she's single, what would it take for a guy like me to pork Bjork?
Now that she's single, what would it take for a guy like me to pork Bjork?
Brody Davis
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Kayden Perez
a bbc helps
Julian Russell
Nah man, if she was about that bbc why did she leave goldie?
Tyler Richardson
Why would you want to do that? She's old enough to be your grandmother.
Elijah Gonzalez
I have a thing for older women.
Plus the accent.
Tyler Adams
Who the fuck has a 52 year old grandmother
Isaiah Evans
Chavs and white trash.
My mum is older than Bjork for fucks sake. I WANT TO HUG BJORK SO BAD GIVE THIS TO ME GOD OH JESUS
Juan Lewis
well if she had her kid at 16 and her kid had a kid at 16 she could be a grandmother at 32-33.
Andrew James
Someone post the fanfics pls
Lucas Hill
Whats this?
Ryder James
which ones? there's like 4 ive come across on this site of her
Bentley Flores
Which is precisely why the whole grandmother metric is retarded either way you feel about age gaps.
Elijah Moore
all
Nicholas Rivera
Strong character, confidence and creativity. And a fuckton of luck, mostly this basically
Ethan Gutierrez
Her name's pronounced "Beerk" not "Byork".
Christian Phillips
>hey guys do you listen to Byeerk
>no who is that
>The Icelandic singer
>You mean Bjork
>Hahah yeah its just her name isnt pronounced like bjork ahah Im just pronouncing it correctly
I guarentee this is most of your interactions when you state her name correctly.
Logan Cooper
Simmer down you little cunt
Christopher Bennett
Yeah, I bet you had no idea how to pronounce her name until I made that clarification.
Get cultured, you white boi biotch.
Xavier Miller
Amerifag: the post
Kayden Wilson
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this is the only one I can find right now
Christian Allen
Ill submit to you all that I do actually pronounce it Bjeerk but from personal experience i've not not had an encounter where someone has 'corrected' me with BeeYORK.
Im from the UK you twonk
Easton Ross
>Be tall
>Be handsome
>Be interesting to talk to and a bit laid back
>Be a musician/artist
There you go.
Jayden Rogers
Oh and also you have to be a masculine type, twinks and femboys need not apply.
Easton Brooks
she needed a blacker one
Zachary Jones
what
Angel Roberts
Check out Goldie and Matthew Barney.
Jaxon Diaz
HRRDRRRR * bang*
HHHRROOHHHHHHHhhhhh/...............
William Perez
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Easton Barnes
howling at this one lad
Dylan Cook
Here's all the ones I know we've written:
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Maybe read and give your ranking?
Logan Howard
glad you like it mate, put a lot of effort into that shitpost
Charles Diaz
That doesn't even rhyme
Liam Myers
Send her a letter ;^)
Sebastian Lee
>Implying you wrote that
Gabriel Butler
go gay, produce music and hang out in trashy clubs around brooklyn. she will come find you
Zachary Peterson
>pork bjork
ew
Robert James
Love that first one lads. Proper decent. Going to read the rest tomorrow.
Jeremiah Thomas
im not proud of it
we were writing the third part yesterday but the mods deleted the thread
Ryder White
I know, I was the one who started the thread. You seem to be posting differently.
Cameron Howard
im out with a friend right now, so I'm posting from my phone, didn't bother formatting nicely. I'll try finishing up the third part sometime and share it eventually
Chase Hall
>My mum
Isaiah Myers
Alright, maybe make a thread with a link later?
Joseph Green
what you got against my mum?
Parker Reyes
have a wonky eye
Nathaniel Butler
I'll try if I get the chance tonight
Angel Robinson
Great! Can't wait to see what happened to Thom. (He got his ass kicked)
James Clark
The second one is really good aswell wtf the quality of writing is actually good and they're both hilarious
Nolan Fisher
someday i WILL bed her twenty years ago