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WAR

Man, I fucking hate and love metal.
Every band is either
20 mediocre albums, and still shitting out more
or
4 really good albums, and a dead singer

Like what the fuck, just stop dying, I know it's metal, but cmon son.

AND HE CALLS MY NAME
FIRST A WHISPERING THEN LOUDER
AND HE WANTS ME TO FOLLOW

Death is metal as fuck though m80

AND TO ENTER

The Blackening

This kills the feminist
youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

just listen to black metal then the bands usually split or commit suicide before starting to make garbage if they were not garbage from the start

EQUIMANTHOOOOOOOOOOORN

FORCED INTO YOUR MIND
PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE CENTURIES
CULTURES WILL COLLIDE
HOLY WARS FOR WHAT

Man I fucking hate when I type out a post but then a new thread appears so I have to post it again.

Where my /numetal/ niggaz at?

Threadly reminder that 95% of death and black metal is shit

It was a good post though
t. me

reposting from last thread because I only got two answers
"give me metal that talks about ancient religions
preferably not odinism since it has been done to death
it's even better if it sounds ritualistic"
I hope there'll be a bit of discussion ITT and not just autistic screeching

99% of any and everything produced by humanity is shit so I'd say it's a decent ratio in favor of Death and Black metal

Who /CHAD/ here?
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First Wave Black Metal is the patrician's black metal

Yet 100% of glam is shit.

THE ETERNAL

this

black metal is like ambient music. it's easy to make it good but hard to make it great. death metal is a lot more technically complex and brutalizing it doesn't make it sound better so yeah probably true that most of it does suck

Yeah it was a decent post.

FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>CUM MY LADY
>CUM CUM MY LADY

don't you forget about me

nah first band was trashy as fuck, the first objectively good Black Metal album is Burzum, also neither Venom nor Sodom nor Mercyful Fate are Black Metal, this chart was made by a soy-male

FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Slayer is my favorite black metal band

Threadly reminder that scandinavian black metal was all based.
>church burnings
>killings
>ballbusting

I mean if that doesn't cream black metal, I dunno what does.
Also, shitty production, but that's the charm of it.

glamfag is a real jew, dont fall for his tricks
he tries to talk shit about BM and DM to promote his transvestites again

>also neither Venom nor Sodom nor Mercyful Fate are Black Metal
That's why they're actually good

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Mercyful Fate is allowed to be black metal
>Slayer isn't

*gets featured on your album*

no it is absolutely 100% objective because it's based on a subjective opinion of one guy

If this video would be made today, with the music, you would say it's a shit meme band.

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Black metal is literally just about painting an atmosphere and it's still worse at fulfilling that goal compared to stuff like this

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Mercyful Fate kinda sucks dicks honestly, only good thing about it is Larocque.

*creates metal*

This vexes the visitor

post your favorite album cover tropes
>album has a female with her butt or breasts showing, but not in a slutty way

Wrong.
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FOR IN THE EYE OF TERROR
POWER OF CHAOS WAIT
TO BRING NU-MALE'S DESTRUCTION
THEY COME TO SEAL YOUR FATE

spooky white faced man in woods

failed throwback at the cover of an album the same band released 30-40 years ago

The Final Countdown is better than every single black and death metal record combined

this kills the acid rocker
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saddest thing I read this side of the climaxia drama

>black
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>metal
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The Final Countdown is probably the best metal song of all times

corpsepaint and crabwalk are so second wave grandpa

I'm talking that black metal is all a meme.

...

I AM STUCK ON MOUNTAINS
MOUNTAINS OF DOOOOUUUBBBTT

@76681336
>there are "people" that unironically believe this

The best thing about The Black Satans is that the music is unironically better than 90% of black metal bands

>Bubble
>Gum
>Rock

not French black metal, Scandinavian BM can eat a rat.

wow I wonder who's behind this post

Damn straight it is

>french
>black metal

>US
>metal

It's like you want us to hate you.

because they're not parodying it maliciously

the worst thing is that W.A.S.P. wasn't even musically glam and now it's a christian rock band

I barely even listen to glam, my man, but literally every genre of music on the planet is better than black metal

I don't mind soy-tourists hating me, the only worthy Black Metal came and still comes from France while the northern European scenes have been deader than dead since Count Grishnackh went to jail.

fuck off judas
jesus is the way
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>First wave black metal/blackened thrash album
>Band members have crazy ass stage names like "Baphomet" and "Anus Sodomizer".
>Their instruments have equally ridiculous names like "Hellraping Guitars" or "Bestial Vomits" for vocals.
>Intro track is a 30 second loop of wind howling, a bell tolling, and a storm brewing while one of the band members talks in a distorted voice about Satan.
>Riffs all sound like recycled Motorhead or Venom riffs and tabs are all 0-0-0-0-0
>Lyrics are full of broken English and Venom plagiarism
>Blastbeat drumming goes out of sync with the music at points

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>I barely even listen to glam
the insecurity of this samefag

thoughts?

Whats my opinion on Pallbearer?

is Yeti meal?

>There's only one person in this general who thinks black metal sounds like ass
It's past your bed time, Euronymous

those are all things that make it good you stupid fucking poser

NIghtwish made a good cover of Over The Hills and Far Away

>everything i don't like is glam
pathetic

Did I say they were bad? That's why I love first wave so much

its a very good album but not metal

hahahahahahah
lmao

How is that metal?
>but the scythe
kill yourself in the most gruesome way you fucking piece of faggot shit.

Led Zeppelin is metal
youtube.com/watch?v=KwxMm70F4mg

>compliments genre with a reaction image of approval
>blackie interprets it as an attack

Anyone got something like this but wholly instrumental?

The fact that Dead, a guy from Sweden, was the least poser and most true person in the entire scene tells you all you need to know about the Norwegian black metal scene

they unironically influenced heavy metal anybody who disagrees is retarded

I'm pretty sure nobody disagrees on that

THROUGH MANS EXISTENCE

Without Van Halen = No metal
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It's heavy.

You also need to relax.

I agree with that and I still think Zeppelin is boring as fuck.

What is the best song on this album and why is it Marines?
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>inb4 pee pee in bum bum

Thoughts?

NO MORE TODAYS
TONIGHT I'LL BE RIDING THE SKY
TONIGHT RIDE THE SKY
TONIGHT RIDE THE SKY

*dj scratches your path*

This is how insecure black metal fans are. Deep down they know they're listening to indefensible garbage. They should honestly just post elsewhere.

*slams the door shut in front of you*