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WAR
Man, I fucking hate and love metal.
Every band is either
20 mediocre albums, and still shitting out more
or
4 really good albums, and a dead singer
Like what the fuck, just stop dying, I know it's metal, but cmon son.
AND HE CALLS MY NAME
FIRST A WHISPERING THEN LOUDER
AND HE WANTS ME TO FOLLOW
Death is metal as fuck though m80
AND TO ENTER
The Blackening
This kills the feminist
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just listen to black metal then the bands usually split or commit suicide before starting to make garbage if they were not garbage from the start
EQUIMANTHOOOOOOOOOOORN
FORCED INTO YOUR MIND
PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE CENTURIES
CULTURES WILL COLLIDE
HOLY WARS FOR WHAT
Man I fucking hate when I type out a post but then a new thread appears so I have to post it again.
Where my /numetal/ niggaz at?
Threadly reminder that 95% of death and black metal is shit
It was a good post though
t. me
reposting from last thread because I only got two answers
"give me metal that talks about ancient religions
preferably not odinism since it has been done to death
it's even better if it sounds ritualistic"
I hope there'll be a bit of discussion ITT and not just autistic screeching
99% of any and everything produced by humanity is shit so I'd say it's a decent ratio in favor of Death and Black metal
Who /CHAD/ here?
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First Wave Black Metal is the patrician's black metal
Yet 100% of glam is shit.
THE ETERNAL
this
black metal is like ambient music. it's easy to make it good but hard to make it great. death metal is a lot more technically complex and brutalizing it doesn't make it sound better so yeah probably true that most of it does suck
Yeah it was a decent post.
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CUM MY LADY
>CUM CUM MY LADY
don't you forget about me
nah first band was trashy as fuck, the first objectively good Black Metal album is Burzum, also neither Venom nor Sodom nor Mercyful Fate are Black Metal, this chart was made by a soy-male
FFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Slayer is my favorite black metal band
Threadly reminder that scandinavian black metal was all based.
>church burnings
>killings
>ballbusting
I mean if that doesn't cream black metal, I dunno what does.
Also, shitty production, but that's the charm of it.
glamfag is a real jew, dont fall for his tricks
he tries to talk shit about BM and DM to promote his transvestites again
>also neither Venom nor Sodom nor Mercyful Fate are Black Metal
That's why they're actually good
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Mercyful Fate is allowed to be black metal
>Slayer isn't
*gets featured on your album*
no it is absolutely 100% objective because it's based on a subjective opinion of one guy
If this video would be made today, with the music, you would say it's a shit meme band.
Black metal is literally just about painting an atmosphere and it's still worse at fulfilling that goal compared to stuff like this
Mercyful Fate kinda sucks dicks honestly, only good thing about it is Larocque.
*creates metal*
This vexes the visitor
post your favorite album cover tropes
>album has a female with her butt or breasts showing, but not in a slutty way
FOR IN THE EYE OF TERROR
POWER OF CHAOS WAIT
TO BRING NU-MALE'S DESTRUCTION
THEY COME TO SEAL YOUR FATE
spooky white faced man in woods
failed throwback at the cover of an album the same band released 30-40 years ago
The Final Countdown is better than every single black and death metal record combined
this kills the acid rocker
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saddest thing I read this side of the climaxia drama
The Final Countdown is probably the best metal song of all times
corpsepaint and crabwalk are so second wave grandpa
I'm talking that black metal is all a meme.
...
I AM STUCK ON MOUNTAINS
MOUNTAINS OF DOOOOUUUBBBTT
@76681336
>there are "people" that unironically believe this
The best thing about The Black Satans is that the music is unironically better than 90% of black metal bands
>Bubble
>Gum
>Rock
not French black metal, Scandinavian BM can eat a rat.
wow I wonder who's behind this post
Damn straight it is
>french
>black metal
>US
>metal
It's like you want us to hate you.
because they're not parodying it maliciously
the worst thing is that W.A.S.P. wasn't even musically glam and now it's a christian rock band
I barely even listen to glam, my man, but literally every genre of music on the planet is better than black metal
I don't mind soy-tourists hating me, the only worthy Black Metal came and still comes from France while the northern European scenes have been deader than dead since Count Grishnackh went to jail.
fuck off judas
jesus is the way
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>First wave black metal/blackened thrash album
>Band members have crazy ass stage names like "Baphomet" and "Anus Sodomizer".
>Their instruments have equally ridiculous names like "Hellraping Guitars" or "Bestial Vomits" for vocals.
>Intro track is a 30 second loop of wind howling, a bell tolling, and a storm brewing while one of the band members talks in a distorted voice about Satan.
>Riffs all sound like recycled Motorhead or Venom riffs and tabs are all 0-0-0-0-0
>Lyrics are full of broken English and Venom plagiarism
>Blastbeat drumming goes out of sync with the music at points
>I barely even listen to glam
the insecurity of this samefag
thoughts?
Whats my opinion on Pallbearer?
is Yeti meal?
>There's only one person in this general who thinks black metal sounds like ass
It's past your bed time, Euronymous
those are all things that make it good you stupid fucking poser
NIghtwish made a good cover of Over The Hills and Far Away
>everything i don't like is glam
pathetic
Did I say they were bad? That's why I love first wave so much
its a very good album but not metal
hahahahahahah
lmao
How is that metal?
>but the scythe
kill yourself in the most gruesome way you fucking piece of faggot shit.
Led Zeppelin is metal
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>compliments genre with a reaction image of approval
>blackie interprets it as an attack
Anyone got something like this but wholly instrumental?
The fact that Dead, a guy from Sweden, was the least poser and most true person in the entire scene tells you all you need to know about the Norwegian black metal scene
they unironically influenced heavy metal anybody who disagrees is retarded
I'm pretty sure nobody disagrees on that
THROUGH MANS EXISTENCE
Without Van Halen = No metal
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It's heavy.
You also need to relax.
I agree with that and I still think Zeppelin is boring as fuck.
What is the best song on this album and why is it Marines?
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>inb4 pee pee in bum bum
Thoughts?
NO MORE TODAYS
TONIGHT I'LL BE RIDING THE SKY
TONIGHT RIDE THE SKY
TONIGHT RIDE THE SKY
*dj scratches your path*
This is how insecure black metal fans are. Deep down they know they're listening to indefensible garbage. They should honestly just post elsewhere.
*slams the door shut in front of you*