>"what's plan B?"
>"that was plan B"
"what's plan B?"
>Protagonist and antagonist are of equal strength
>The kick each other to the ground at the same time.
>Listing items
>"One:"
>"Two:"
>"C:"
Omg sauce?
Who cares they all look alike anyway.
>looks like just in the nick of time!
>a couple minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either
>scared?
>you will be
>any scene in a bar
>they order drinks but leave without drinking them or paying
>are you afraid of me
>no
>you should be
>are you worried?
>you might be
>Aren't you afraid?
>No
>Why?
>If they wanted to kill us, they would have done it already
>it would be extremely painful...
>you're a big guy
>...for you
>City is being destroyed
>Guy with headphones facing the opposite direction is oblivious to the whole thing
Name one (1) movie that does this.
A character wouldn't explain Plan A then say "that was Plan B." OP is a faggot.
>time for plan B
>what's plan B
>RRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
>I just watched the latest RLM and can't think of any examples myself because I'm a pleb
>city is being destroyed
>Guy drops his ice cream and looks disgruntled
>look, we found a clue left by the killer
>what does it say?
>eggs, milk, bread
>that's his shopping list!
ultimate showdown
be nice
Nearly every disaster movie has that guy. Also, The Half Blood Prince, although it's just a massive fight taking place in the restaurant a few meters behind the girl with headphones.
>It's not like anything bad is gonna happen
>Something bad happens a second later
more like
>What's plan B?
>There's no plan B
>alright, give me [list of important stuff]
>when do you need this?
>ten minutes ago
> whats the worst thing that can happen
> gets disfigured immediate after
Name 1 Hamlet stage play that does this
>What is that?
>It's just a [something simple]
>That's not a [something simple], that's a [something dark and sinister]
Seen it many times, but since I watch a lot of stuff, I don't remember exactly where.
>'sure the third one is contained?"
>"yea, unless they figure out how to open doors"
> whoa, what was that
> meh, its probably nothing
-----
> we should split up
> that's a good idea!
>Character(s) fall into river
>The worlds biggest waterfall is just downstream
I fucking hate this shit.
I hate when that happens
Every fucking time.
>do you bleed?
>you will
>Huge explosion
>"Did you hear that ?"
>"I thought it was you"
>Do you hear that ?
>No
>exactly
>"Take me to your leader"
>*turns to audience surrogate*
>"I've always wanted to say that."
>"We need to re-program the computer"
>"In English, egg head!"
>Character trying to guess password
>Big flashing ACCESS DENIED
>Rapid, random punching on a keyboard
>DOS prompts and matrix shit flashing on screen
>Loud digital beeping
>Big window opens up
>"ACCESS GRANTED"
>"Okay, I'm in the system."
Same dumb frogposter.
>80s movie set in distant future
>holograms, teleporting, space travel and other high tech shit
>computer screen technology is still 80s
>Hero has the big bad guy at his mercy
>No... if I kill you I'll be just as evil as you
>Hero killed two dozen faceless henchmen to reach the big bad guy
>Halfway through movie
>Villain has hero at gun point
>"Oh, I'm gonna kill you, but not yet"
>If you kill him, you'll be just like him
TIK TAK TIK TIK TAK TAK TIK TIK TAK
>I'M IN
>I need x minutes
>You have x-1
>He's not worth it
>villain hanging on a cliff/roof edge
>hero reaches to give him a hand
>villain tries to throw down the hero but ultimately fails and meets his death
>no I won't, I'll be alive
>I'm getting too old for this
>white guy out item
>black guy pulls out bigger item
>black guy and white girl smirk at white guy
>trumpet goes wah waah
...
This is so comfy.
>Any moving picture depicting video games
>It's always horribly pixelated 8-bit mess, 16-bit if you want to be fancy, and the sound effects are all generic blips and bloops
>Players are always shown madly mashing buttons
>you think this is the real me
>it's an hologram
>it turns out it is the real me
>Hero getting shot at with assault rifles
>Hides behind thin wooden table or car door
>It stops all the bullets
>stone age comedy movie
>"Why don't we just use x (something we got in modern age)?"
>"what?"
>"Oh, sorry. I forgot it hasn't been invented yet!"
this isn't even remotely funny
>[cornered protagonist]
>"What's the plan?"
>"I'm working on it!"
>Players are always shown madly mashing buttons and waving the controller around like crazy
Fix'd
>I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
>mashes bottons
>on the start screen
Every. God damned. Porno.
>Hero gets shot
>Stands back up
>Opens jacket and shows the bulletproof vest
>Some other guy says "bulletproof vest"
>protagonist is better than everyone at everything
>has mad fighting skills and never gets hurt
>warrior gets stabbed mortally
>he pulls the blade/spear deeper into him and kills some more shitty enemies before collapsing
>hacking scene
>texting flowing from side to side on screen
>hacker typing like a madman on the keyboard
>large status bar showing the hacking progress
---
>person uses computer
>pointer archs smoothly without a doubt where to click
---
>car driving scene at night
>characters' faces are visible from outside of the car despite it being a pitch dark night
---
>car chase scene in the city
>police following the bad guy (actually good guy, framed) will always drive as reckless and crash
---
>time bombs placed are always provided with a nice counter and exposed wiring with different colors
---
>women is being chased
>she keeps looking behind herself and trips because of this
>she could have easily escaped if she didn't keep looking behind
>Slasher movie
>Killer never runs
>People keep falling or just stop so that he catches up with them anyway
>girl with no ass walks by
>all the guys turn and look
>You're a big guy
>For you
Godzilla 1998
>montage of hero and associates taking several pistols, a rifle and a shot gun + several explosives each
>Shit! I'm out!
>running low on ammo over here
>last mag make it count!
>Someone, or someTHING
>(s)he's behind me, isn't (s)he?
>zoom and enchance
>door closing really slow
>protagonist running barely makes it through
>dude gets shot
>stands back up
>opens jacket to reveal that the bullet hit a small metal necklace/book/anything metal
>the bullet didn't penetrate him
>main characters being chased by some sort of creatures
>main characters does something and the creatures stop and run off
>"ha, we scared them"
>other character touches him and points behind them
>an even scarier and bigger creature
>Scary scenario
>Guy sneaks up on a girl and puts his hand on her choulder
Even Tarantino did this shit in one of his movies.
>"Where are we?"
>"You mean WHEN are we?"
>76686850
name 3 flicks where this happens
Hayai!!!!
3 flicks where this happens
Independence Day
A Goofy Movie
Death Proof
>Scarface
>All those nameless, 10/10 female mob characters early in the movie
>The MC and his best friend end up with Michelle Pfieffer and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
>Powerful mob guy or hotel/casino owner
>Falls for some random bitch who walks in
>Marries her the next day
>Turns out to be a complete psycho
How the fuck Westworld ever got greenlight is beyond me
>mobster is shown to be a smart guy with a complex personality
Westworld is a great show but it's hilarious how HBO actually expects that shit to replace Game of Thrones.
>Sex scene
>Girl has her bra still on or sheets are covering her tits
>Defeat bad guys single-handedly
>Entire police department arrives ten seconds later
>tfw he didn't die
fookin prawns
batman beguns
>Character swings katana at seemingly unfazed object
>it splits clean apart moments later
>protag jerks off in home office alone
>downs an entire bottle of jack by himself
>Movie takes place before 1000 AD
>Everyone has an English accent
>time travel comedy movie
>they cause the sphinx's nose to fall off/the tower of pisa to lean/newton getting an apple to fall on his head/etc
>what's plan b?
>"RUN"
Why do people praise these movies?
>protag walks into bar
>extremely hot chick in bright red dress and dolled up hair is sitting alone at the bar somehow being completely ignored
Is the protag by any chance a mature adult?