How is this series still a thing? It's the most early 2000s thing imaginable but they keep making 'em...

How is this series still a thing? It's the most early 2000s thing imaginable but they keep making 'em. Do kids like this, or does the audience consist of the same, now much older, edgy hot topic kids that were into it back in 2003?

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same reason they keep making RE movies

Money Laundering + artificially inflated budgets

RE movies actually make money.

>"RESIDENT EVIL" (2002).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE" (2004).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION" (2007).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE" (2010).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION" (2012).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: THE FINAL CHAPTER" (2016).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: ADDENDUM" (2019).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERMATH" (2022).
>"RESIDENT EVIL: GENESIS" (2027).
>"THE RESIDENT EVIL" (2033).
>"RE.EV." (2039).
>"RE.EVILUTION" (2042).
>"RE.EV.III" (2046).

shes a real mammajamma

the production company no operates as a charity towards the advancement of kate beckinsdale

i don't know anything else she's in

they keep making them for money laundering through exploitation of favorable tax breaks

Tiptoes

She's still fucking hot

who should play Alice when Milla gets too old?

CGI actor

You don't know half of it.

>>"THE RESIDENT EVIL"

weeeeeeew

Nice.

kek

Can't rek' the Beck

>Addendum
kek

This, the amount of drug money laundering going on in Hollywood these days is unreal

It's a jewish propaganda machinery fuelled by jewish drug money

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>edgy hot topic kids
>grumpy old fuck rant

I'm rather old, and I'm not bothered by it. WTF? Are you a viral marketing machine testing what the "kids" think?

FUCK YOU! Just fuck you. I don't want to discuss your bullshit. I hate you.

I've always thought she was very pretty, and only a woman that pretty could keep a trilogy series going without a single nude scene.

Just make her Zombie Alice.

She had a nude scene in the warehouse in the second film.

I don't give a shit, any excuse to see Kate is good enough, I would still totally fuck her silly, in the early 2000's I would rape her to death several times over.

Partial nudes, blurred, or quick camera pans don't count.

>I would still totally fuck her silly, in the early 2000's I would rape her to death several times over.

you really have a way with words

>How is this series still a thing?

Kate Beckingsale in Black Leather, how is it hard to understand?

you're so edgy and hardcore user

Kate Beckingsale in leather and good werewolf puppets

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Pics of them?

More like you'd imagine raping her, but in reality you'd bust your load before you could make penetration. Then you've feel stupid with a soft penis.

Honestly I laugh when someone brags about their fantasy about raping someone because the truth is they're saturated by internet porn, and probably can't last longer than 20 seconds.

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They are still making money is why, keep in mind box office are not the be all and end all of the movie business.

Also his DNA would be all over her.

Underworld series total budget for all 4 movies:
$177,000,000
Total box office for all movies:
$458,247,092

Ever movie has made back more than double in box office than the initial budget, not even counting dvd / netflix / cable deals.

this
people only watch because of her

user your small penis that can only last 1 min inside a vagina isn't killing anyone.

He wouldn't even have enough time to deposit any DNA. Many enjoy creating jokes about fictional scenarios that imply they possess an alpha male ability to fuck anything at will. Shining some light on this might help. The truth is that most males can't keep their dicks erect for more that 15 seconds, that's the harsh reality.
Imagine all of these males bragging, and the truth is they'd all be standing around with soft dicks unable to do shit with woman like that if given the chance.

Kill off Alice and let Julia reprise her role as Jill since Ms. Voth will never evr age cuz she's a Goddess.

>The truth is that most males can't keep their dicks erect for more that 15 seconds, that's the harsh reality.
kek, this reminds me of a japanese gangbang video I watched. All the guys behind the actress had flacid dicks even though they were masturbating and there was a naked woman ready to have sex in front of them.

>Put Kate Beckinsale in skin tight clothes
>It'll sell

Is this a scuba training pool?

Never got around to watching this series, is it good nightkino?

You know, I've never really considered raping someone because it seems to pointless, but I have wondered if any one male could successfully pull it off. It just seems as if too many distractions to do it.
This might be why gang rapes are more common than single male rapes because it actually requires a group effort to hold the victim down while one or two of them could manage to hold long enough to participate.
Let's say his name is Johnny, would the others boost his moral to do it? Would they cheer him on? "Johnny! Come on man! Be the man!

I have wanted to ask rapists how they managed to pull it off. Did they get full penetration, or did their noodle barely make it in? Or did they just barely bust their load trying to unsuccessfully jam it in?

If anyone has raped someone, please feel free to share your insights. Seems to me a more difficult feat to pull off then most would think.

Thats why you lock her in your basement first after a no fap month and have a bottle of viagra ready.
Of course shit will get old fast so have a working furnace ready, Also and ax ,pliers,sexual tools and whatever else takes your fancy.

>is it good nightkino?

no, they're terrible movies
look at the scene in , it's basically that scene, in all its extreme dullness and dumbness, being extended into an entire franchise

just watch the first two blade movies instead

Agreed. This is the only character that makes it worthwhile

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The first one is fun. It's a fun series that does not take itself too seriously and I'm actually kinda glad they're still doing this and Resident Evil but it got lost in retardation somewhere between 2 and 3.

It is quite self-explanatory.

>If anyone has raped someone, please feel free to share your insights.

user... Viagra exists for a reason

So you'd have to take medical supplements to rape? WTH? Why even bother then? Might as well use it with someone who'd enjoy the exchange, then you'd be able to enjoy more response. Seems pointless if you have to take pills.
How would you even brag about that? I raped her, but have to take a shit load of viagra to do it because otherwise my shit kept going soft.

I can only think of the female being drugged, or incapacitated somehow in which a single male could pull it of.f

>If anyone has raped someone, please feel free to share your insights.
I genuinely wonder if actual rapists and killers post on Sup Forums.

well that really depends on how exactly your society defines rape now doesn't it?

you sound like a pretentious rapist

>43 years old

I'm in love.
Would marry.

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The saddest thing is that this might actually be acurate

Bella

That pictured is edited and covered with a filter. She could be 80 and still look like that. Get a grip on reality user

I watch it for Beckinsale in tight leather outfit.

Gay

what site is this again?

Japan?

You're too oldfor her, see

m-mommy

why does everyone take pictures with that extreme shitty low quality? I can count all the pixels from here

There are 40 year old's and there are 40 year old's and she is certainly a Woman who aged VERY well.

Underworld was fun. A roller coaster ride.

Underworld: Evolution was barely a sequel, and more a direct continuation of the first movie. If they'd told me they'd just split the first movie into two parts, I'd have believed it.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans is a prequel expanding on events in the distant past that were hinted at throughout the first two movies. It's one of the few prequels that doesn't fall flat on its its face. It's of roughly the same quality as the first two films.

Underworld: Awakening takes place years after Underworld and Evolution. It feels disjointed, and its the weakest film in the series so far. The major problem is that disconnect. All the other events in the prior films feel connected, part of the same world. This barely seems like the same setting at times. Selene's daughter even seems out of place, not that she is Selene's daughter, but her powers and abilities and her transformation just look completely out of left field, there's no evolution of the monstrous forms or the sense of new spawn, just random badly done effects for the girl where other effects in the film are just fine.

The giant Lycan was neat though, and some of the action is decent, but the movie has real problems.

Underworld: Blood Wars is slightly lower quality than Underworld and Evolution. It feels like we're back in the proper "Underworld" setting, and it gets back to being a fun romp, a rollercoaster of a movie.

Shitty phone camera + high auto ISO because of low light

Thanks.

Beckinsale

They're memes now.