"Just going out with me mates for a pint"

>"Just going out with me mates for a pint"

This is life in Australia

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If you are black perhaps.

After I posted I noticed the steel bars around the pumps... roodypoos

Have a bump

They made a special no alcohol petrol for 'rural areas'.

Is """rural""" code for niggers like """urban""" is in the US?

Or like """Asian""" for Mudslums

No, Rural is non metropolitian areas

DUDE BOGANS LMAO

Rural can be respectable, "remote" is what they use to signal abos.

Me on the left.

???
those are there so someone doesn't crash into the fuel pumps with their car and turn the entire block into a smoking crater

Pureblood Abos tend to live in the middle of nowheresville.
Take it from the aussie. He's likely to know his stuff.

Here rural implies farms, cows, and white people.

Urban implies pavement and pavement apes.

Ah, thanks m8

From the Australia of America

The worst abo holes are referred to as "remote communities", "remote townships" or "town camps".

>This is life in Australia
So is this.

I was surprised by how much of the outback/NT was covered by streetview... Once I started zeroing in on all the niggy sounding towns up north I started seeing some silly shit.

No more saved to my phone tho so here's some niggy property here in Florida complete with burger ad and requisite nigger filth laying about.

Why do Australians always seem to depressed?

We don't use the term urban, at all really, probably because we don't have huge shit skin population.

Generally our problems with them are tied down to singular "ethnic communities" - a term to single out non white European populated suburbs.

Not as bad as I remember it being up front

This shit pisses me off to no end. Can't we regulate advertisement?

honestly looks like a good time

Pls no

I believe the local negroes were sleeping here before I arrived.

>"Hello Mr. Shekelberg! What's that? You're going to give me $500,000 to allow for more lenient advertising laws? How could I say no to that?"

constant scorching heat and they cannot leave their houses because of abbos,crocs and shiet.

It means much the same here. Pretty much of all the our country was exactly that and some mining firms. Abos do not build their own towns or communities, they just wander into, and shit up white ones.

are abos aggressive? do they kill people?

Yep, they're known to kidnap young shitposters

>are abos aggressive?
They don't form gangs like American niggers. They don't attack strangers very often.

Most of their violence is of the dysfunctional domestic kind. They beat the absolute shit out of each other. Men beat women all the time and deaths are very common.

Mates I need someone to rescue my Aus election thread please:

Sounds nice desu, billions if not trillions of property value remains unrealized here because niggers shit up so much of our cities

m8 the government here pours so much money down the abo toilet you wouldn't believe it.

We build them brand new houses to live in and they demolish them for firewood.

We have a goldmine of a country down here. We do not have a large enough white population to do anything substantial with. What we HAVE achieved is on par and/or exceeds many other larger white western nations with a fraction of the manpower. Multiculturalism is killing us and we are in decline. Australian culture is all but gone, except for some country cities and towns. All we have left is shit posting on the Internet and IRL. Being a larrikan is a founding and intrinsic part of being Australian. Not being full of yourself and taking the piss etc. But it is also a small part of the whole. Being fair dinkum and having a go while giving a fair go is almost an extinct ideology here. Our culture such as it was is near death.

This is something that is not really discussed simply because there is no real point. We were never really a nation of patriots but we were nationalist, as far as our British identity went.

Australians in general are well educated even the bogans in comparison to rest of he world and we all know and understand what is lost and is being lost. We also know it is not something we can change.

A proud and vibrant tradition... I've heard extreme cases of the nigs doing that here... More common is hearing about a "famblee" of four dying because LaTwatta decided to heat the hovel with an outdoor grill.

Please rescue my thread m8:


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The best part is when the government cant get tradies to go out their the next day and have delays as much as a week or more to fix the properties they vandalised almost instantly the local SJW and abo culture pushers claim systemic racism and literally "mo money 4 da programs bbrudda!"

And then the put the abos in charge of the money themselves and it all gets embezzled and spent on booze.

>abo culture pushers

Do they really promote abodom they way niggerdom is promoted here in media???

Lol!

Yeah, it's pretty bad.
>go to an event nowadays
>some cucked cunt comes up to the microphone
>"we must first give thanks to the original custodians of the land"
>some noonga takes his/her/xir place
>ten minutes of bashing sticks together and indecipherable gibberish

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No fuckin way, LOL!

Very rare to hear about Native Injuns here IRL or in media... But literally any story/show/whatever that involves niggers has a social justice angle worked in.

A fine example is televised basketball and football where every other ad run features some sob story about """underprivileged youth""" finding a way out of dire circumstances thanks to the game.

>original custodians
>burnt down entire continent to hunt emus

What a fucking idiot, I would have just put that pussy in a coma

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I remember in High School (Public Education) being forced to study aboriginal history and venerate it like it was on par with Europe. It was never spoken outright, (Early 00's) but was heavily implied White invaders fucked up some kind of hippy paradise at one with nature and we should feel shame for building a modern nation out of nothing, and that we owe them everything.

Do not let Aussies on Sup Forums fool you, we are in essence on the path to Canadacuckom and there are no brakes on this shitskin multicultural tolerant train.

don't forget being berated once a year for celebrating Invasion Day, with a healthy dose of white guilt

I DO NOT CONSENT

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I'm Australian (ignore flag) and have never heard anyone say the word pint when it comes to beer. And I was a barman.

Depends on what state you're in but acceptable terms include a pot, schooner, middi, glass, even had someone ask for a seven. But never a pint.

"rural" or "urban" refers to Blacks or ghetto areas in the U.S.

All my old relatives used to say it back when it was part of the 6'oclock rush.

My boyfriend is an Aussie. I kind of understand what you mean but I wish I knew more. Could you recommend me anything to watch?

It's not even an isolated incident. It happens at award ceremonies, graduation ceremonies and basically anything that's a public event.

We're meant to value their culture as equal to our own, and they'll inevitably get constitutional recognition, probably in the next few years, and they'll forever be recognised as special snowflakes. The 1/37 muh hurritage abos are also protected from """discrimination""" by our draconian, 1984-esque hate speech laws.

People here like to pretend we're not cucked, but we're probably one of the most cucked in the world.

I've never heard anyone use pint seriously in the US, even though a decent number of restaurants will serve beer in pint glasses. Everyone would know what you meant if you asked for a pint though, but you'd still probably get a 12oz in most cases

No its not you fucking retard.

Its to stop Abos ram raiding the shop with their cars.

>THIS IS THUGGERY

kek.

What were those classes like?

>sometime 1141 and 1700 AD, some niggers near present day Alice Springs discovered that water is very important for the continuation of human life
>we can't be sure of the date as the aboriginals' culture is so advanced that it is transcendent of parochial western timekeeping methods
>thanks to 50 IQ Australian niggers, virtually all the world is aware of water's life sustaining qualities

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That law also protects people from like, death threats over the phone you fuckhead.

Welcome to Country ceremonies or Acknowledgements of Country are great some something uniquely Australian. You do want us to have culture don't you?

Rural tends to be farms, small towns which can be either all white or abbo, or middle of nowhere that can be anyone.

Middle of nowhere rural here. White Australians and South African escapees mostly

The 16 oz pint is pretty standard unless it's either really high end/high ABV beer or really low end shit for $.75

t. alcoholic

No one really gave a shit and abos are universally paid out by anyone under the age of 18-19 (pre uni age) or at least that used to be how it was. I understand now it is a lot more strict. Feminism and SJW culture is being spread into high schools by the new wave of teachers and even primary schools. Would not be surprised if kids start getting suspended or even expelled soon for being derogatory to the great abo people.

You're an idiot.

You can't get charged just for calling an abo a stupid coon on the internet.

can*

"""""remote""""" """""communities"""" is code for abos

>Finding anything acceptable in what that cunt said
Fuck off mate.

>What were those classes like?
i had an abo day in primary school
some abos came to the school
they showed us their throwing sticks
and their blowing sticks
and their hitting-together sticks
then made some primitive bread with store-bought flour
wouldn't rate it desu

>"muh feefees, arrest him!"
Literally kys, you fucking boong.

pints are common, but I spend too much time in bars and I've never heard someone go up to the bar and ask for a pint.

>sunny day
>fresh air
>friends
>booze

What's wrong with this again?

So you had to go to school with them for whatever insane reason, do people stay friends with Abos? Or do they just wind up back in their """"communities""""

How can Australians even compete?

Holy fuck. They could have pictures of me walking around. Its only a matter of time before one of you find me. but no I wont let that happen. I will find you first.

It's me and you anons head to head . It's always been a contest between just me and you.

I find this very funny

Dont talk to me and my beer ever again

The joke is that they're Abos drinking petrol at what they would consider a "pub"


HOW MANY FUCKING STOREFRONTS DOES CAPTCHIKE HAVE

le friends and alcohol meme xDDD

what the fuck are you talking about you schizo idiot?

Honestly, one of our "flaws" as a people is tall poppy syndrome. There isn't much going around that really venerates Australia outside of the 3 million Anzac movies. Most of them are specifically about Gallipoli and the whole idea is about humility in the face of hardship and death, and being loyal to you're mates etc. Same as most nations war stories. Beneath Hill 60 is a good one and the Dish

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>being in the NT and not sitting in the shade while you eat some tucka

This is why we get so many stupid yanks and germans getting killed through exposure when they are on holiday over here.

Slip slop slap. Its just natural selection.

t. Cuck

Friendly reminder "Damper" is not abo. It was a Bushman thing probably invented by Irish immigrants,

Sounds like gypsies. Socialist politicians sometimes create programs to give them free houses, cars and set them up with a job and think they will magically turn into normal citizens because socialists have 0 capacity for memory.

2 weeks later the gypsies and the cars are gone and the only thing that remains of the house is the foundation and a bombed out shell full of human feces. They take absolutely anything they can burn or sell for scrap, including wiring inside the walls. They refuse to shit in toilets. They designate a bedroom as the shitting room, and when the room is too full of shit they just pick another room.

Forgot my link

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>gypsies
I forgot this is politically incorrect now.

The proper term is "Romanian immigrants."

So... niggers?

>Crikey! Where all me marmite gone?

They also refuse to use the garbage system. They simply throw garbage out of the nearest window.

Abos live in the cities too, but at most they take up only 2 or 3 suburbs in Sydney and even then they aren't homogeneous. What he means is the local indoctrination programs sent some "community leaders" to dance around with white paint on and spread their "culture" to non abos so kids wont pay attention to the rest of their bullshit and will be tolerant of the abo way of life. We cant have kids being aware of the severe autism that is abo culture and call it what it is in this vast multicultural society. After all it is the worlds oldest culture! Seniority and shit makes them special! Dont be racist!

Looks like Detroit.

Fuck I love the filth that inhabits this website that makes me feel better about my own shit life.

The Castle

does no one see the giant emu store here? wtf why is this not being brought to light.

I guess you wont mind me walking around behind you with a megaphone and shouting irrelevant insults whenever you try to talk to someone. Afterall, it's only your feelings getting hurt.

>parochial western timekeeping methods
If you work in a government job you have to do an online course explaining the differences between abos and whites.
One part was that abo's don't always follow our 'version' of time and may be late to appointments etc.

He was half right you dingo fucker.

We spent an entire term in grade 11 Modern History learning about the stolen generation (Doesn't exist) and how Aboriginals went from their peaceful, noble nomadic ways to the dregs of a white society that systematically keeps them down

I remember the main assignment we had was we had to find an example of an Aboriginal who had been taken and talk about their life and how It impacted them

I don't really remember mine but my friend has massive balls so he decided not to do the assignment as requested and instead did a 10 minute speech on why the stolen generations are bullshit and everything we've learnt this term has been half-truths and the teacher gave him an A for it

Our history teacher was pretty redpilled, especially on the Stolen Generations as he'd been a white person from the UK who was forcibly taken from his family and was pissed that no one even acknowledges the fact that forced child removal was a standard practice in the British Empire for all races, even white, and that Aboriginals are just fucking awful parents. He also gave us some pretty fresh perspectives on Nazis, like why the people actually liked them, all the good things they did, what Wiemar Germany was really like, etc but of course as a single Teacher you really just have to teacher the Marxist curriculum you're handed and try to remain as objective as possible lest the Education department breathe down your throat.

>your rights should end where my feelings begin

neck yourself faggot

Isn't Georgia the Australia of America? Their accents sound pretty damn similar

Everyone complained about the classes because abo history is pretty much 'we had it sweet till the white man came and fucked it all up' and that's about it. Yet we still learnt the same thing year after year. Even the teachers at my school complained about having to teach it.

And yeah as another guy said every teenager used to make abo jokes.