Is there a more boring setting than American civil war?

Is there a more boring setting than American civil war?

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Not if it takes place present day

oh snap

Confederates did nothing wrong

any place or time in Europe aside from WW2. and even then only when it has to do with American soldiers.

Gulf War

this

Wrong.

>Jarhead

u fuckin know it

>Confederates did nothing wrong
Well they lost for a start

Revolutionary War
>muh taxes reee

American-Australian war

>Starts shit

>Lose

>Never stop bitchin about it and take pride in a losers flag

Pathetic tbqf

they shouldn't have tried to wage an offensive war in 1863

>Jarhead

You just proved my point.

>BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!
>YOU ARE NOW! TO AMERICA!

>>Jarhead

>proving his point.

You could've said three kings senpai. But no.

They should have continued to export cotton to Britain in order to properly finance the war to be honest

Official American War Rankings

GOD TIER
American Revolution
WWII

TOP TIER
Vietnam War

SHIT TIER
Korean War
WWII
War of 1812
Every other war not listed

CANCER TIER
Gulf War
Kosovo War

>WWII
>WWII

>GOD TIER
>American Revolution

What about the Yankee naval blockade?

>TOP TIER
>not the top tier

Holocaust

>rated PG for Patriotic Garbage

They willingly put no effort whatsoever into breaking that blockade because they figured Britain would join them out of a strong need for more cotton but that didn't work out at all

Why didn't the southern states just ask the King to rejoin the British empire?

Rural England in the mid-1800s. Every sleep-inducing period chick flick takes place there.

funny coincidence, not that guy but I am about to watch it...if I find a torrent where I can download at more than 100 kb/s fucking hell.

It was (((Lincoln))) that invaded the south, not vice versa. Kys leddit

I too am going to make a comic to prove my claims.

A movie set on a boat
bonus points if it's the 1700s

>No Cold War

Hey man, that was biggest war since the big one. Damn Aussies equipped boomerangs and kangaroos with explosives.

>Civil War
>Wild West

>Lincoln is evil because he tried to be conciliatory to the South when he first became President, but wasn't after 4 years of war
this is the most retarded thing to be upset about that I've ever heard

>unilaterally secede
>North does nothing

>takeover all undefended federal property
>North does nothing

>blockade occupied federal property
>North does nothing

>invade and kill US soldiers to take that federal property
>North finally retaliates

yes this was clearly the War of Northern Aggression

American Revolution deserves top spot. The romanticizing about fighting for freedom is mostly true in this one.

The South saw states as stronger, like individual countries confederated together.

Why would they throw away that freedom* they're fighting for, just to rejoin the crown?

*Some exceptions apply.

Go fuck yourselves you nigger-enabling cuckolds

oh shit you completely destroyed everyone

>The romanticizing about fighting for freedom is mostly true in this one
except its not. Tea was the last thing murica paid taxes on. UK was weak after its own wars elsewhere and US so the opportunity and struck.
>fighting for freedom is mostly true in this one.
its true if by freedom you mean freedom to finish off the natives and bypass the royal wish to leave some land untouched

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

>Tea was the last thing murica paid taxes on
Ok, that part's true. Kind of dumb in movies.
> UK was weak after its own wars elsewhere and US so the opportunity and struck
Sure they were weak, US got some help from France too, But it's still a fantastic underdog in history.

>its true if by freedom you mean freedom to finish off the natives and bypass the royal wish to leave some land untouched
See this is why Americans have assault rifles and an entire continent while England cards people buying butter knives and got annexed by Germany + France.

>slave states so butthurt they illegally secede before Lincoln takes office
>this is somehow Lincoln's fault

LINCOLN A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUTHIN

You fuckers are unbelivable

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wave hi to the cctv on every corner you dumb britcancer subhuman inbred