You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible

You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible
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I am Greek

I am Greek

I am Greek, refugees welcome

Untidy Amerikaners!, when you finish taking excrement, every time wash your hands and plug your ass!
That's the procedure even children follow in my republic!

*legalizes homosexual marriages*

youtube.com/watch?v=hekZHDiXOws

*loses war*

Merhaba arkadaşlar.Ben Almanım ve Aryan ırıkına mensubum. Bizler Çok üstünüz

Can't, I'm too busy stealing sunbeds and making laws

gutentag, koopsta knicca rules
*starts war*

Ach so, der Unterkriegadler des Vertragbundesvorwarts ist einfach das treuer Besucht diesen Umweltverschmutzug

Needing 10 seconds is incredibly inefficient

You can't "act" german. It's not a race or ethnic group. In the current year everyone can be german. It's just a nationality and therefore it has no stereotypes, okay?! Praise the EU

Good one
Not bad
American tier

This one is the best in the thread

mais monsieur cette rigolette a mon ami est si lourde de la baguetterie

MEIN FURHER

[autism initialised]...

Directives.downloaded()
Brutalist_Attitude.installed()
Cuckoldry.stored()

[initiate]

Ich bin einen Nazi. Turkische, nehmest mich Reich.

Gruß Gott.
Well ok Southern German.

*ruined Gothic series*

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*stares creepy into your house everytimes passing by*
my German neighbor

I usually check myself out in the windows

ICH HEISSE STEPHANIE!!

3 out of 4 isn't that bad

Hai hitla

HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN MILLER AND I'M FROM NEBRASKA.

I don't recommend you to do that, it's really uncomftrable

Forklift simulator Best Game Ever.

>no cars in 10000 km
>wait for until green light gives you permission to cross the street

Literal autism

Well manners and integrity isn't meant for other people.

where does Lower Saxony rank in terms of development, culture, nature etc.

I often do this on purpose when other people are around. Sometimes, they will start walking, but stop again when they notice that I don't.

Soon, my Dutch Lilly. SOON.

I do this. But I only use the reflection as a mirror

I wish there was less attention being spent on Germany, it's unsettling to have always people I don't know from countries I never will visit speaking about it.

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The soup one is accurate.
I sometimes try to make words with it.

Ja my american friend, just look away for a secound..

Nein, das ist dumm.

Tbqh if it were feasible to do these I would encourage them

*ruins Europe*

Always the focus on the Nazis, as if they have forever more become the subject of interest or note for the country.

two peanuts are walking down a street

one peanut is violently assaulted
peanut

You needed to change street for strasse

There are too many Germans in this world.

*deletes free speech*

Klei mi a'n Mors, Dösbartel.

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Reminder...
>Unloading snow and gravel is prohibited
This sign is the most German thing possible.

ICH HAISSE KLAUS UND ICH LIEBE TRAKTOREN!

No time for that shit, got to work
I love that image

rate my 10 seconds German accent

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Nazi/10

I fucking hate jews.

fuck off 9gag

>Goes on caravan vacation in Sweden

Ja, das ist sehr gut :DDDD

>capitalizing class instance references
>using underscore notation

My name's Hans Ataturk and I'm really sorry for those 6 gorillion jews.. here, take some reparations

EUROPEAN UNION ÜBER ALLES

Aufpassen, feindlischer panzer von oben!

ALLAHU ACKBAR

>von oben!

Actually based.

>not using singleton pattern and/or static methods
>camelcase pleb

Step up, senpai

rate this reading of a benign community guideline for using the comment section of an online publication

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>ich hasse Amerikkka! sie sind der Grund, dass unser Land Scheiße ist!

hating america is not what I would consider as something very german

his neighbors called the bundespolizei the instant that boomed over his speakers

Gentlemen, I'm trying to have an intelligent discussion here but unfortunately you are all to uninformed to make any coherent points. I would kindly ask you to not comment any further until you are more knowledgeable about the subject.

any furries wanna yiff?
bears only bitte

WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIIEETT

Brilliant.

op ist fagot

MALLEEEEEEEE IST SOOO GEIL, ICH WERDE EINEN SANDBUNKER AM STRAND BAUEN INDEM ICH MIT DEN JUNGS ZUSAMMEN BIS ZUM TODE SAUFEN KANN HAHHA

deutschland deutschland ueber keinem

that pic never fails to give me a laf

I love Turks so much, I even have a Turkish boyfriend. Naturally, I am a very accepting person, who would rather see my loved one be happy, so I have absolutely no problem with him having a wife as well as children, all of whom live with me in my 700 sq. ft apartment. My poor Ahmet, due to his natural lack of priviledge as well as his status as a so-called "illegal immigrant", could never possibly get a job, hence why I must work hard everyday at the BMW plant as a supervisor to ensure that my 6-member family (which includes me, my boyfriend Ahmet, his wife Fatimah, and their 3, soon to be 4 children) may fare well.
By the way, I am a German citizen, but I believe that everyone is equal in terms of potential and that there are no civilized or uncivilized peoples.

>nobody posted that webm with the stupid German teen who wanted to be the single mother of a half-black baby and a traveling journalist

scheisse, I told you Berlin and Frankfurt aren't german, we are not cucks

It's quite popular under hipsters here. See Sup Forums

*wins everything there is in sport*

looking at this makes me feel so relaxing

>Das ist sehr schön!!!
>..., Oder?
>Das ist aber X

>bickers over provincial nonsense with other Germans while the cunt is marxist as fuck

10 seconds starting when you created this thread?
That is nearly impossible, i would have had to refresh the catalog constantly to even have a chance to fulfil your request.

Refugees welcome but say no to gay marriage

You .. might want to check the news

>Looks at merkels stance

>*takes his kids to a road trip at 300km/h*

Yeah, it was only a tactical maneuver anyway

du hast mich

Ossi

Refugees welcome :DDDDD

In case you hadn't noticed, that happened 8th November 2016

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what, with all the rest of the world scrutinizing everything we do to the tiniest minutia.
don't think so.

Alles in ordnung

8/10