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Karlsson will never ever win anything again

He never won anything to begin with.

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Vegas is literally who: the team

OFFICIAL PLAYERS YOU FORGOT LIST

1. Jerome Iginla
2. Tim Thomas
3. Rick DiPietro
4. Martin Havlat
5. Bobby Ryan
6. Olaf Kolzig
7. Martin St. Louie
8. Brad Richards
9. Mikael Granlund
10. Martin Gaborik
11. Andrew Brunette
12. Steve Sullivan
13. Rich Peverly
14. Thomas Vokoun
15. Mark Bell
16. Daniel Briere
17. Loui Eriksson
18. Alexei Zhamnov
19. Alexander Semin
20. The entire 2004-2005 NHL season

what a terrible night

(actually not night cuz it's still sunny outside, but you get me)

What is it gonna fucking take for him to win it again? Also fuck Dorion.

fpbp

I would pay $100 to end the 2017-18 season right now and just let cuntsby and shitcunt pens hang on to the cup for another year instead of having to watch it play out again and get sick to my stomach every other night.

No one is going to beat them. I said it two years ago in the first round, I said it last year in the first round, and I feel the exact same way now.

I hate them so fucking much. I hate them like ISIS hates the western world. I need to vent this shit.

Geno is sad, say something nice to him and tell him to stop skipping leg day.

>the golden knights will make the playoffs

He'll get traded in his last season as the sens are missing the playoffs to the team that wins the cup and then retire.

weeb faggot

Starting next season, Karlsson will win 5 Norris in a row and a Stanley Cup.

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>17 lmao no
>18

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Agreed. Now post butt and make it all better.

Пaшoл нa хyй жидяpa

They'll be better than Phoenix and Carolina.

>Giving Vegas picks
>Giving Vegas a dead player, shit goalie and a literal who on defense
>Didn't lose key players

Did we win the expansion draft?

>If your putting one KHL meme on there, why not the other (Gusev)?
Because I doubt Gusev ever plays in the NHL. Money is too good in the KHL for him

BOB is elite and so are the Columbus bluejackets

Did Chevy really drop 11 spots in the first round so Vegas would take Thoburtn instead of Dano????

That seems like a severe overpayment for a guy who might no even make the line-up every game.

Been together for so long, I'd imagine it sucks.

>forgetting danny "clutch" briere
>forgetting alex "bongos" semin

Pickard is going to the Jets

>being better than Phoenix is an achievement

He'll win next year because he earned respect in the playoffs. But when he's a UFA he's going to take his talents to Edmonton

This year's draft is stupid. There's a huge talent plateau from 15 to 40

What is wrong with Burnsy winning it? He earned it just as much as Karlsson would have earned it if he won.

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Nah. Along with the BJs you got embarassed by fucking Vegas.

lol

Honestly depends on what Snow does with the cap space, but overall I think they did pretty good

They'll be better than Vancouver, too. Just good enough to not luck into the 1st pick.

>forgetting the car

Cheer up geno
Now you get to play him twice a year amd expose his faults

Explain how

Looking at player who could be available at 13 there are some really good ones. 24? not so much.

fuck honkeys

terrible islesmeme

Reinhart back to Edmonton for this years 1rst.

Holy shit could you imagine Karlsson and McDavid playing together? I want to see that happen so badly.

the ONLY winners in the expansion draft

karlsson had a really good playoff run

it's a meme trophy anyways, they intentionally now spread it around to subban and doughty rather than just give it to a swede every year

>2 1sts and a 2nd for reinhart

its stupid, but it'll probably happen

Is there any team that has a worst roaster than the memeknights besides hoangcouver?

Ottawa got fucked over tonight more than any other team

fuck my life

Well, it's 4:43 here and the sun never been down. Are you telling me there are no nights in Northern Sweden during the summer?

Well Doughty deserved it when he won. He wasn't insanely offensive but he was definitely the best defensive player that year, and still got around 40 point IIRC.

Glad fleury and neal can be friends again

BJs actually did well, they have some solid prospects they couldn't let go.

dallas

5:45 here

ikr

really? you get sunlight all summer long?

how does ramadan fasting work?

Arizona, Colorado, Carolina.

>mfw eternally salty ottawafags got mad at ironic shitposting about cancerman

Knights will finish with 84 points

>Carolina

>Ottawa fans unironically upset about losing Methot

lel, dude fucking sucks

what did kesler mean by this?

Dude Anderson being a team cancer has been my shtick for years.

things arent going very well in detriot or buffalo either

salty

Haula shipachyov Neal
Perron Marchessault Smith
Bellmare Eakin Tuch
Karlsson Lindberg Carrier
>t. NHL network
Thoughts?

Until someone explains to me what Florida is doing, they'r e the worst.

it's shit

All one had to do was mention the patriarchy and it was a recipe for instant (you)s
>ottawa fags will always be insecure

Ramadan was over by June as far as I know (I know this because there were a lot of arabs out in the middle of the night when I was walking to the gym) and where I live there aren't that many muslims anyway.

he's browsing the thread right now

110 goals

as an avs fan, I can confirm 100%

They literally threw together a meme defense core in one night and its better.
They took B class scorers, and they are better than ours.
KHL memes will be better players than Avs "stars"
see: Panarin.

Being an Avs fan is suffering desu.

this

Chabot is already better. Dorion is playing 4D chess

According to my calendar Ramadan ends this Sunday

>penguins could sign both Kane and Toews at 10.5 million each and still be under the cap now

how the fuck did the penguins manage this

theyre going to 3peat because they can just buy as many free agents as they want

They could get Karlsson, Josi, and Hjalmarsson and still have money left over

Bellemare was a third liner in while Lindberg was winning the playoffs MVP in Skellefteå AIK. Lindberg deserves a shot at the top 9 at least. Nellemare is a beast in PK and as a fourth line grinder.

>6 minutes against pro hockey players
>absolute garbage

Can't wait for fleury to break out gold equipment for vegas

>upset at losing the player who shut down Sidney Crosby in the playoffs.
sounds like a legitimate concern

>this meme guy will replace a veteran defensive stud
Lol, I love when tards make these bold claims. They always get BTFO later and its always hilarious.

>tfw vegas takes sbisa and his albatross contract out of our hands

>Carolina
>checks flag
Quebec SEETHING at the fact that "their" team is not moving there.

>how the fuck did the penguins manage this

because you're a retard that is ignoring all the FAs they'll lose, which is why that space is there to begin with.

Huh? Well, there were a Imam who was visiting North Sweden a couple of summers ago because he needed proof that the sun never went down, and if I remember correctly he said muslims who live here should fast according to the clock instead.

>that 10 to 1 first place ballot ratio

CROSBITCH ON SUICIDE WATCH

Projecting Vegas Lines:

Perron-Marchessault-Neal
Haula-Shipachyov-Smith
Lindberg-Grabovski-Bellemare
Leipsic-Karlsson-Eakin

Methot-Emelin
Garrison-Schlemko
Van Riemsdyk-Engelland
Reinhart

Fleury
Pickard

Their first offensive line would be a good 2nd line on any team but they have no elite presence so they better hope next 2 years drafts are good cause they'll be in 30th for a while.

Nice quints

>kane 0 1st place votes

damn

The Detroit roster is still far better and has much more potential than the Golden Kniggers

0% chance Neal and Shipachyov don't play together.

Shippy is an assist machine and Neal is a goalscorer. No coach is going to miss that obvious opportunity.

Who do you think will sign Jamie Lundmark on July 1?

Shippy is also unproven on an NHL level. He'll probably start 2nd line unless McPhee is an idiot.

>aging Zetterberg
>Larkin regressing
>le skate fast Swarthy Greek
>Abdelkader for big $$$
>Mrazek proven to be locker room cancer, wont even have a long NHL career. barely a .900% goalie for the season.
I get its tough to swallow, but Detroit is going in the wrong direction and fast.

Buffalo is up and coming though. He is wrong about Buffalo.

Could Heiskanen slip to Vegas? They really need a talented defenseman like that

>derek dosett is literally all that remains from the cantpucks trading away kesler
cantpuck management at its finest

>Ovechkin at 12

Vancouver will eat him up first if he falls that low

Checking myself

Panarin seemed to adjust just fine. Plays with the Hawks best offensive player and did well.

However, Neal could be 2nd line as well if thats the case.
Most teams roll their first 2 lines in a way that isn't that much different.
Example: Pittsburgh. Malkin-Kessel is every bit as dangerous as Crosby-Sheary.

>Trade a very invaluable pick (5th) to Vegas so they select a literal who AHLer over Stempniak.
We won the expansion draft boys.

rapsit

A lot of that cap space will disappear after they extend Schultz, Dumoulin, and Sheary, and add a 3rd line center, another defenseman, and backup goaler.