Would you rather have a gridiron football player's body or a football player's body?

Would you rather have a gridiron football player's body or a football player's body?

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I'd rather keep mine, it grew on me these past decades.

What a cop out answer

>gridiron football player's body
what position?

Football, I prefer the lean look over roidbeast

i'd take the footy lad look

football la

I kinda like the roid beast look. Reminds me of Gears of War if anyone remembers that game

Rugby player obviously
ideally back row

>unironically jean shorts
Insufferable

look how low he can go
you jelly?

Cole pls, those are moving tree trunks
Definitely don't want the faggot look though

chicks dig ottermode so football

NBA pointguard is just about perfect desu

oline man body

women feel safe by you, men fear and resoect you

easy choice

I already have a football player body.

neither of those are true, they just vaguely dislike you for being a fat lard

I can build muscle everywhere except for my arms, biceps and triceps alike. It's fucking frustrating.

did you try synthol injections?

you gotta eat big senpai

Association football body, no question about it.

What if I choose gridiron and end up as one of those humongous negroes? I don't want to be a 250 pound black guy, I want to look natty and fit.

You are evolving into snek.

But if I do I'll just get fat. I have no problem building muscle everywhere else, chest, back, legs, shoulders. But my arms are fucking weak.

I'll give it a try, thanks Jean-onche.

>There are Americans on this board RIGHT NOW wearing cargo/basketball/sweat shorts

please do it
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>le single out a 15 year old kid at a concert threaten to beat the shit out of him and get bodyguards to hold him up to chuck a water bottle at him man

>Reminds me of Gears of War if anyone remembers that game
kek

I chose years ago..

what's wrong with cargo pants?
it's pretty much the only kind of pants i wear aside from the occasional jeans

I already have the body of a linebacker

but I want the body of a central midfielder
;_;