Ben Garri-son is one cold hearted son of a bitch

Ben Garri-son is one cold hearted son of a bitch.

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>designated boardwalk

Hot springs can kill you?

They gave up the search for the guys body too since they couldn't find it.

Probably dissolved down to nothing.

Anybody know why they couldn't recover the body?
I know the water is pretty damn hot but the reports i read made it sound like he fucking dissolved before they could get a fucking boat.

>designated boardwalk

It's extremely hot and poisonous.

POO

Yellow stone is one big volcano

>Anybody know why they couldn't recover the body?

205°C brine water turns you into goo and bones

>ben "pull the trigger on the nigger" garrison

D-damn. What a way to go.

Also why couldn't the tard climb out the second he fell in?
Would ~200 degrees be enough to put someone into instant shock?

Check this out, if you can stomach it:

snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp

I love BG's sense of humor.

Jump in and find out

200 C fagot so yeah

>Would ~200 degrees be enough to put someone into instant shock?

thats 401 degrees in freedom units

falling into one of them is like falling into a pressure cooker filled with salt water

>200C
>water

someone hasn't taken elementary school science...

>american education

His nervous system was likely overloaded the second he was submerged. There's no reports of him breaking the surface or thrashing.

It probably felt more like a stinging cold all over and then nothing as he slipped into shock and unconsciousness.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhZba-P7R18

The "Montana Merchant Mangler" has no time for mercy.

A fucking leaf

Was it Celsius?
I never found the units just articles saying "200 degree water"
If so, yeah fuck that, roasted quicker than a white kid at a nigger BBQ

It was probably a filthy kike. He'd show more concern if it was an Aryan man.

stfu my man

>water
>brine water

someone hasn't taken high school science

>canadian "education"

>it's not a hot tub

It was a big hot tub for him
It must have been extremely painful
I wonder why anybody would poop on the boardwalk before throwing them self into a hot spring
it's been on my running mix since 2003

I was expecting some quality gore
how disappointing.

It's 200 F, which just below the boiling point at that high elevation so the water looks deceptively still.

Lol hey you stinky fucker.

life isn't an animu, m8

Canadian education everyone.

Darwinism at its finest.
Let give him an award

That's what I assumed which still makes instant shock believable but a bit more of a stretch.

The whole thing is just bizarre to me.

Still wondering when this thing is going to swallow America.

If I pull that red circle off, will you die?

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Damn quicker than a bullet.
Shit what a way to go.

He would surrender

>implying he did push that person himself for being a nigger

dude that might ignite the volcano

Yellowstone sounds so scary to me
>boil to death
>get gored by a bison
>eaten by a grizzly
Fuck that

Him Milo and that other guy are making bank off of you idiots.

How do you fall off a designated walking boardwalk?

>she doesn't know about critical temperature

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>Get kidnapped by spooky monster

Why was there beef?

I would have to learn French

>Scott’s death came just days after a Canadian tourist was fined for putting a baby bison in his car while visiting the park. The animal later had to be put down.

What the fuck is this?
Why are leafs such faggots?

They're just about at the boiling point, and they occasionally release sulfur-dioxide gas.
Also some of them are pretty acidic.

What possible fucking beef could this idiot have with moot?
moot was probably like "wat" when he heard this guy had it in for him

Water can reach high temperatures when mixed with certain solutes. The inferiority complex you all experience when in the midst of us Americans really is charming.

>boiling hot
>acid
>drowning

this triggers all my death-phobias

not even retards should have to die that way

>Why was there beef?
I don't understand what you mean, where?
Where is the beef?

white men cannot respect government designations

Kill the hot springs like they killed that gorilla. Where was this man's mother?

Not just any leaf. It was a Mohammedan leaf.

Good old Ben "The Beaner Boiler" Garrison strikes again

So he didnt rape the hot spring?

Rare panjeet bantz

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lol

For you

The last 7 years of Benny G being targeted for a laugh have actually warped his mind

He has no sympathy for anyone anymore.

He's actually slowly becoming the monster he has been made out to be.

>brine water
>water
someone's been hit in the head with a hockey puck

°205 C

Fuckin Faggot Forgot Fahrenheit

and we must deal with it.

Do you know of a solute allowing the boiling point to reach 200C under standard pressure? I don't.

>sustained third-degree burns to 100% of his body

8/10 good bantz

I thought some didn't kill you but that sucks cause I always wanted to in a hot spring to relax

HELLLLLLLLLLO REDDDIT!

Not 100% sure, but I think he wanted Moot to stop or remove people posting his altered cartoons, and Moot did nothing about it.

?

Kek

what is naphthalene
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling-point_elevation

It's not. My geology professor said it's completely overblown. It's a serious threat but America won't be decimated.

I think he posted here and a mod banned him and he blamed it on moot.

you must be a redditor to recognize a reference that obscure Away with you, little man

naphthalene is the solvent not the solute you anus

Look, water is in the list too

Do you think they are trying to show the boiling point for water dissolved in water?

>when you jump into a 200 degree hotspring

Moot was a faggot who cowardly hid from Ben and banned him from Sup Forums.

Conversely the crippled midget faggot leader of 2 * 4 chan talked with Garrison and they came to respect each other. That's why Garrison likes that chan more.

The only reason America won't be decimated is because we aren't due for an eruption for a while.

If it did go off with one of its larger eruptions, we're talking near/at 100% fatality in several states and a worldwide mini ice age for several years.

The blast zone for the superheated gasses would be like 1/4th the contiguous USA and heavy toxic ash fallout would make up to 1/3rd completely unlivable for quite a while.

Did any culture practice human sacrifice with hot springs?

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>India
>rare
Jesus christ mate what's wrong with you..

Its a start, but we're gonna need a lot more sacrifices to the volcano god to stay it's wrath.

Finland still does, but they only sacrifice Russians

The hottest hot springs are just below boiling, which varies with altitude, so at yellowstone for example is about 201 F. F NOT C.

Any hotter, and the water vaporizes underground and explodes out all at once until it reaches boiling point again. This is called a geyser, and is basically what a hot spring would become, if it were to get hot enough to boil. It cannot exist as a more or less static pool if it is going to be that hot near the surface, it just becomes a geyser.

kek

I can't believe the Finn lived. I can't believe they did any of that in the first place.

any water hotter than ~60 celsius can kill you if you stay in it long enough. Most of the hot springs in Yellowstone are hot enough to actively boil

There are PLENTY of perfectly safe hot springs that you can relax in. They're all over the place, both natural ones and pools fed by hot springs.

Yellowstone is NOT one of those places. You can EASILY die there.

I don't have to take this from some fuckface stationed in Okinawa

I think I remember reading that even the Finn ended up needing intensive medical care for months and months because he cooked his skin and lungs and everything but managed to survive probably because his body's feedback system wasn't fucked up by numbing drugs unlike the Russian

Some guy went in after his dog once, he got right back out and still died the next day.

3rd degree burns over 100% of your body will do that.

Mayans used to throw people into sinkholes.

"Cenote"

On the contrary, you do

lol, so the russian died because he cheated? that's hilarious.