We will never see this in a star wars film again lads

We will never see this in a star wars film again lads

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Feels bad. Even if Daisy did it (but she wouldn't because muh objectification) it would be disgusting except for her fat ass.

so what shes ugly

>tfw George was lowkey banging this in the 80s

good, that was the worst SW

Is she high in this pic?

Likely. She was doing hella coke at the time.

So is your dads cock.

maybe if it was more of bondage outfit. she certainly would not fill out a bikini.

if youre an idiot i guess...

pretty sure that's the only reason she agreed to wear it

Sure is samefag in here

Her boy tits would ruin everything though. Like I said her fat ass would be nice to look at but everything else would be disgusting.

maybe she's bulking up for a secret bikini scene in the next film . . .

>boy tits
>potato head
>no hips

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as weird as it sounds, if she was to get in that costume again these days I would probably still fap to it.

I'm pretty sure the point of this was to show what a disgusting perv Jabba was for forcing her to wear this. That said, the movie and promotional material do invite male viewers to unironically gape at Leia's sexy outfit so I think there was also a lack of self-awareness on George's part.

>Those tits.

Mama mia.

Feels bad man. I just hope we get some Fantasy-kino by conservative filmmakers sometime soon.

I wonder how many people actually fapped to her in the cinema back in '83?

if Rogue underperforms I could see even disney trying for some fan service seeing as they in for a ton on Star Wars and want to milk it forever

>most of Sup Forums is too young to remember discreetly fapping in the cinema
fucking millennials

>conservative
>fantasy
>smutty things

jesus christ you guys don't even understand the words you use

I would unironically fuck that.

Why would that be an uncommon practice these days though?

Yeah, they probably put some secret clause in Daisy's contract saying that she had to do a slave costume scene at one point. Didn't jabba have a son? hmmmmm . . .

Was Jabba tapping that?

Also, does this costume trigger """""feminists"""""?

It's heavily implied that Jabba did a few dodgy things to her. There was a gap of about 24 hours between her being captured and luke arriving so anything could have happened . . .

>stealing extra chromosomes
she can't keep getting away with this

stadium seating makes it harder

Nah...she wasn't that good

mommy

What kind of seats did theaters have before? When did they change?

Niiice

What a disgusting cunt.

In the days of yore, there was no internet porn.
Lonely men had to brave crowded theaters to get any real satisfaction aside from browsing the women's underwear section of the JC Penney catalog. If you were really lucky, occasionally you'd see a deformed, blue tit pop out through the scrambling on the Playboy channel.

Needs SS + GOMAD

Older theaters still exist where all the seats are on a single plane, rather than tiered.

>in the days of yore

lmao that was hilarious.

That's crazy. I've never seen a theater like that.

just go to one of those nerd events

Nope.
Harrison Ford was.

Both were, and more besides. Boy howdy, you really are a naive little sucker, aren't you?

>dem feet

George has jungle fever.

George Lucas during the filming of Star Wars was an autistic beta manchild who could barely even speak to his actors.
There's no way I can believe he was fucking Carrie Fisher, who among with the rest of the cast, were constantly making fun of him for his crappy low budget space movie.

Everyone was hitting that, you dumb faggot

I wanna suck those soft soles.

Galactic footpussy.

look at those fags
hey guys just here to fresh your minds up, it's a guy in a wig

Sexual soles are sexual soles.

I own the laserdisc version of ROTJ, a Half Price Books bargain bin find. I'm told this is the last version where you can frame-by-frame and see her wardrobe malfunction in this costume. Apparently they edited it out in later releases.

Unfortunately I don't own a laserdisc player.

It's a woman tho

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Hutts are asexual ya dinguses

yes and han shot second.

but gamorreans aren't

there needs to be more shops of her in that costume

No, Hutts are hermaphrodites. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hutt/Legends#Physiology

>me on the right

Yes, but the point is that they feel no sexual attraction to humanoids. They simply appreciate the female form as art. In other words, Leia never got H U T T E D

don't ruin my fantasies familia

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KjAj4I2IkOc

m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVjyjyU03is

There's a lot of them still out there, just not in the big box multiplexes. Just go to an indie theater with one or two screens, they mostly still have traditional seating. Imagine multiplex theaters being like that, only with seats stretching further into the back since you have a lot more people there than at an indie theater.

With some creative camerawork and bra magic, I'm sure they could make it work.

I'd rather see her daughter in it

if she lost the heels she'd resemble a fucking string cheese

Weird way to spell autism.

>Sex: Jabba would often humiliate the princess sexually, such as forcing her to massage his tail. Besides molesting her and penetrating her with his tail, Jabba often used other countless methods of sexually humiliating the princess.

>One major humiliation for the princess was forcing her to worship Jabba's tail, as it was her sole source of pleasure. Leia didn't know it, but Jabba could also create a humanoid male's genitalia to penetrate her body. He never got the chance to do it before he was killed, but he often fantasized about truly taking the princess's virginity for himself.

>Jabba's main source of humiliation for Leia was penetrating her with his tail in front of the crowd, however, he also forced her to lay on his tail in public, suckle his tail to simulate fellatio, coo as if she desired it, and stroke and kiss it's ribbed surface. Due to the fact that a Hutt's tail is a sex organ, this made Leia look like a slut before the audience.

>Leia was also forced to masturbate in front of the audience, and moan sensually while doing so. She would also be made to say Jabba's name while touching herself, to make her seem like a slut who wanted nothing more than Jabba to have sex with her. Jabba was satisfied by the sexual' qualities of Leia. He was excited by his shouts when he wanted to have sex with her. She was her whore and he wishes that she says that she wants him and her tail.

>Leia didn't know it, but Jabba could also create a humanoid male's genitalia to penetrate her body. He never got the chance to do it before he was killed, but he often fantasized about truly taking the princess's virginity for himself.

jesus fuck lmao, did this come from fanfiction or DA or something ahaha

A FUCKING FRIDGE

>he often fantasized about truly taking the princess's virginity for himself

pretty sure Leia wasn't a virgin

George Lucas' first draft.

hence the "fantasy"

oh man, I remember there used to be so many slave leia fanfictions out there. You had to sift through all of them to find the good ones.

PC fags refer to her as "Hutt-slayer Leia" instead of Slave Leia now incase anyone didn't know.

If Luke came out as a footfriend it would help our image quite a lot.

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it was his plan all along . . .

boring. I'd rather see carrie

ebay or craigslist no prob

Would be hot to see her tortured more. I am down.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

LUL

>lack of self-awareness on George's part

I doubt that. There was a time when parents were less worried about kids being excited watching sexy half naked women over zombie heads being chopped off.

youtube.com/watch?v=-mD11esmfbo

Her side profile is nice but goddamn she is weird looking from the front in this shot

Like she wasn't a ginormous slut anyway.

>except for her fat ass.

I don't believe you and require further proof.

Jabba was a degenerate attracted to humanoids

Not sure I would call it fat, but it has certainly gotten bigger.

Hopefully this is only temporary, I like thin Daisy.

KYS

my favourite angle

she was ugly as shit and a degenerate drugged whore
fuck off and all star wars manchildren need to kill themselves

lol you are trying too hard my man

I like it when she is crying desu.

A home wreking coke whore dressed slutty?

You're still alive Sir Guiness?

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