ITT: We re-write the Canadian national anthem

ITT: We re-write the Canadian national anthem

Please remember to keep it gender neutral and all inclusive!

I'll start:

>O' Canada

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vancitybuzz.com/2016/05/o-canada-gender-neutral-change-lyrics/
globalnews.ca/news/2731856/should-o-canada-lyrics-be-gender-neutral-other-countries-have-tweaked-their-anthem-in-the-past/
thestar.com/news/canada/2013/10/24/majority_doesnt_want_o_canada_lyrics_changed.html
torontosun.com/2016/01/25/liberal-mp-trying-again-to-change-lyrics-to-o-canada-to-make-it-more-gender-neutral
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IN DAYS OF LORE FROM BRITAIN'S SHORE

TRUE GLOBALIST LOVE

>lore
Fuck I meant yore. Also Trudeau is a cuck.

TRUDEAU THE KEK WE LOOOVE

IN ALL OF ZOG'S COMMANDS

We occupy space (standing is ableist) in welcome to xhe!!

OUR HOME IS THE NATIVES' LAND (WE'RE SO SORRY)

PLEASE JAMAL FUCK OUR WOMEN

IN ALL OF ZION'S COMMAND

>a fucking leaf

There is literally nothing wrong with making our anthem gender neutral.

Get fucked you conservashit bigots lmao

IN ALL THY SONS, DAUGHTERS, TRANS, AND OTHER NON-BINARIES COMMAND

WE MUST NEVER FORGET THE SUX HUNDRED TRILLION

ALLAH KEEP OUR LAND MUSLIM AND BROWN

Except that no one wants it you fucking mong.

Look at the numbers in these polls

vancitybuzz.com/2016/05/o-canada-gender-neutral-change-lyrics/

globalnews.ca/news/2731856/should-o-canada-lyrics-be-gender-neutral-other-countries-have-tweaked-their-anthem-in-the-past/

thestar.com/news/canada/2013/10/24/majority_doesnt_want_o_canada_lyrics_changed.html

torontosun.com/2016/01/25/liberal-mp-trying-again-to-change-lyrics-to-o-canada-to-make-it-more-gender-neutral

O Canada, our home, the natives' land,
Tolerant love in all of us command!
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
Our country, kind and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
The needy come to thee!
When they arrive, welcome and free,
O Canada, we give our thanks to thee!
O Canada, we give our thanks to thee!

Fuck.

O Canada... not in the face! Not in the face! Please, not in the face!

O fucking leaf, our home, the natives' land
are on fire

A FUCKING LEAF
OUR HOME IS THE NATIVE'S LAND (we're so sorry)
TRUE GLOBALIST LOVE
TRUDEAU THE KEK WE LOVE (did we just rhyme love with love?)

WE OCCUPY SPACE SINCE STANDING IS ABLEIST
JAMAL PLEASE FUCK OUR WOMEN

FROM FAR AND WIDE
A FUCKING LEAF
IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES THEY WIN

ALLAH KEEP OUR LAND
MUSLIM AND BROWN
A FUCKING LEAF
OUR COUNTRY'S BURNING TO THE GROUND

A
FUCKING
LEAF

OUR CONTRY'S BURNING

TO

THE GROUND

>OUR COUNTRY'S BURING
>TO
>THE
>GROUND
kek

That'll do, pig.

beautiful

Kill me

The English version is as follows:

O Canada,

We, thy Sons and Daughters,
Protect the Native Homeland
True patriot's Love in All Thy Sons Command
From far and wide, we see Thee rise
Pure and great is thine tricoastal beauty
The Sacred North,
True and Mighty Majesty

YHWH uphold our land,
Glorious and Free

O Canada we stand on guard for thee

O Canada we are victorious ever more!


T. NEHIYAW PATRIOT

O Canada
Everyone's home because saying it's our home and native land is racist
True PC tolerance in all thy moose command
Glowing fire
We see smoke rise
True north
Strong and free
Unless you say something un PC
O Canada
We stand on guard
But only stand
because if you kill your enemies they win