Childhood faps

>Childhood faps

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It's the anticipation that gets me the most

BEING

this desu

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

there it is

absolute madman

Desu to be desu

thanks lad, take a rare

Why does she even do that dance? It's nothing like a striptease, what is it meant to even invoke in the watcher?

Can't wait for this scene in the Arnold biopic.

She never did it for me.

took 5 posts
you're getting slow tv

Just imagine if you we're in Arnies shoes and she was your mother

She's supposed to be a real closet mom in the movie. All quiet and conservative. So Harry wanted to make her life a bit more exciting and adventurous.

She obviously can't act "sexy" because her character is basically a working housewife. Washing, cooking, cleaning.
Her inability to act like a stripper is realistic given her character.

Did you even watch the movie?

I literally click on these threads just to see if someone posted it.

I don't even read it anymore.

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Excuse me, superior Halle coming through

Mah Nigga..

>Childhood
I was 10 when I got tingly feelings watching her roll around that desk...

How old were you in 2002?

Long Hair ftw though.

Natalya Simanovna or whatever from Goldeneye. Also, does anyone remember the nude scene from Kelly Preston in the movie Mischief? First time I saw titties like that on TV.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2r3zag-kK0A

Not posting the ultimate fap kino

I don't know how many times I fapped to this scene from Anger Management, also her in that austin powers movie.

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This was never funny.

>This was never not funny.
fixed this senpai

I've been wanting for you.

I wonder how kids nowadays deal with their growing sexuality when they have literally everything from teasing to anal rape two clicks away on their ipads

Found the VHS in my dad's room

>Just imagine if you we're in Arnies shoes and

/r/equesting the copy pasta please

Imagine all you want but her body was 10/10
Why hasn't anybody made an edit with her face cut out or replaced?

>actress is in a bikini in the movie
>there isn't a single good shot of her ass
Literally infuriating

kidman was the best batgirl though
followed closely by pfeiffer

come take a seat we watch based predator

synchtu DOT be/r/4chins

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t. Jamie Lee Curtis

I actually imagined being Arnold there.

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Weird Science was pretty great.

He needed a neanderthal woman to produce stronk son.

whitest dance ever, jesus christ

still hot though

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