>Daily Blind
>Has never had a single day in his life where he didn't have vision
Daily Blind
>langdon donovan
>he isnt a don nor a van
>Alexis Sanchez
>He is not A Lexus no matter what Sanch Says
Good thread
>David Seamen
>is not actually a man from the sea
>good thread
>the thread is bad
>Danny Shittu
>never played for Liverpool
>(You)
...
this is some kind new level of retardation
>Tom Cleverly
>footballer
>nerman
>he's actually a twink
...
>Van Persie
>Not persian
>Messi
>Generally quite presentable
>Neuer
>already over 30
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is actually a homosexual muslim nor is he related to Brazilian Ronaldo or Ronald Reagan.
>Xavi
>doesn't drink cider on park benches
>Raheem Sterling
>isn't actually valuable
>lampard
>nothing to do with hard lamps
lmaoooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o00000ooooo0o
>Yaya Touré
>"Yea , yea, tour eh?
Thought he was a sentence first time desu.
>thread
>not good
bongs pronounce xavi as chavi? lmfao
Loved these.
>pan
>nice and hot
>pogba
>never played pogs
> has never filled up a river in his life
> probably wouldn't even know how to get that much water
>botox and needle
>inject
>john o'shea
>surprising hookers in that he plays all the positions
>penis
>juicy and erect
>Catfish Hunter
>not a catfish
>not a hunter
But he did fuck your mother
>lavar ball
doesn't clean his teeth, let alone his ball
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is the GOAT
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