Daily Blind

>Daily Blind
>Has never had a single day in his life where he didn't have vision

>langdon donovan
>he isnt a don nor a van

>Alexis Sanchez
>He is not A Lexus no matter what Sanch Says

Good thread

>David Seamen
>is not actually a man from the sea

>good thread
>the thread is bad

>Danny Shittu
>never played for Liverpool

>(You)

...

this is some kind new level of retardation

>Tom Cleverly
>footballer

>nerman
>he's actually a twink

...

>Van Persie
>Not persian

>Messi
>Generally quite presentable

>Neuer
>already over 30

>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is actually a homosexual muslim nor is he related to Brazilian Ronaldo or Ronald Reagan.

>Xavi
>doesn't drink cider on park benches

>Raheem Sterling
>isn't actually valuable

>lampard
>nothing to do with hard lamps

lmaoooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o00000ooooo0o

>Yaya Touré
>"Yea , yea, tour eh?
Thought he was a sentence first time desu.

>thread
>not good

bongs pronounce xavi as chavi? lmfao

Loved these.

>pan
>nice and hot

>pogba
>never played pogs

> has never filled up a river in his life
> probably wouldn't even know how to get that much water

>botox and needle
>inject

>john o'shea
>surprising hookers in that he plays all the positions

>penis
>juicy and erect

>Catfish Hunter
>not a catfish
>not a hunter

But he did fuck your mother

>lavar ball

doesn't clean his teeth, let alone his ball

>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is the GOAT
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