I wonder how many american college girls got fucked to this album

I wonder how many american college girls got fucked to this album

If you ever fucked a girl in college while listening to this please let me know

brand new fans don't get laid

no but i jerked off over skype to a girl while listening to this

I felt up and fingered my gf to this in my car in high school. But since I'm not a manchild I grew out of emo music by the time I was 17.

lesbian here. I fucked a girl at a house party to a deja ent. She mouthed like half the words the entire time. Was pretty fun.

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I found the trve Chad among us

i got raped while this was playing...

If you have sex to albums, even for albums about love, you're an idiot who deserves fireworks stuck up their per hole.

To destroy the stupidity of this thread, I will post my interpretation of Jesus by Brand New.
Enjoy, and have a better day than the OP.

At the beginning, a glistening fairy flies in a darkened room, with no vision for her to see. She then flutters to a shelf filled with jars and knocks one over, which hits a sleeping man, who lied on the ground, in the face (this is where the first verse starts). The man gets up, walks to the window and opens the blinds, to reveal a sunny, beautiful day in a forest, with a small river flowing near his cabin. He then peers his eyes at a distant, ancient ruin. Focusing his eyes on the window's reflection, he realizes what he must do. He leaves his modest cabin behind, as the fairy escorts him. Fluttering to a tree on the other side of the river, the fairy awakens a tree, which grabs the man with a spiral arm-branch across. Viewing the ruins coming closer, the man sets out for a bright meadow, in which the fairy wraps around his hands. He then digs on the grass and swims as if it were an ocean to the ruins. The dense, moss-like surface of the structure made it easy for him to climb, but couldn't tell the fate he would succumb to. He approaches a statue with a blade-wielding monk, as his presence makes the man kneel down. The fairy comes out from behind him to enchant the monk statue, as the man pulls out a stone of deceit. The monk, finally awakened, becomes angry at the man, and in a fatal bout of vengeance, slashes his sword on the neck of the man, killing him. A light from his heart fluctuates, until a barrage of fairies, each unique colors of the rainbow, fly out in despair.

At the song's interlude, the fairies fly back to the cabin, each filing the jars left on the shelf. The old fairy then transforms, as she lays on the ground.

What do you think?

lesbians can't fuck girls. fucking requires penetration

I hope you kill yourself for putting that much effort in to a post that shit.

t. autist virgin

no one stops in the middle of foreplay to go put on music to have sex to. anytime i've banged a girl listening to anything it just happens to be playing in the background as things naturally unfold

I don't think you know what fingers are. How are you even typing this?

No, it's an excerpt from my dream journal, which I write to songs that tickle my imagination. Judging from the idiots who just think of walking down a street like a gloomy fuck, or just listen to it to cure their depression, I made this song a whimsical dream that shines its creativity with a mirror made of rain.

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My wiener bigger than fingers :)

Are u gonna post this fucking shit copypasta in every goddam thread i make about this album

i used to fuck to bright eyes lua, it was one of the few songs she had on her ipod

that's either true and you're a faggot
or false and you're a faggot that should kill themselves

I got fucked when listening to this album :D

Wait, you see this too? I thought people just ignore my posts.

Hey, do not call me a faggot. That's an insult to homosexual people everywhere. At least they know how to love without being bogged down by details.

U posted the same thing in the last brand new thread i made. Its time to stop.

Oh wow. Well, maybe I should make my own thread on this instead. I apologise.

yes. now fuck off

>implying there wasnt a strap on involved

>glistening fairy

>fucking to anything but richard wagner
plebs

>romantic
Pleb

What?

does it have to be this album and did she have to go to college

Yes.

Bewmp

With my nose.