Tfw the theater sells alcohol

>tfw the theater sells alcohol
Is there anything better than getting a buzz on at the theater?

i don't have that luxury here so i just sneak my flask in

ywn get drunk with Mike & Jay at the movies

>Is there anything better than getting a buzz on at the theater?
yes. not being a pleb, not drinking shitty alcohol and watching inferior theater-schlock.

That'll be $12.95 plus tip

>steel reserve
why

for me it's a hip flask filled with my own semen

POT!

It's an easy way to get nauseatingly drunk with 5 bucks

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>5 bucks
If you're buying Steel Reserve for any more than $1.29 you are fucking up

>tfw sneaking 40s into the dollar theater
Jesus christ I miss university

>8.1%

Fuck me, I'm Aussie and this is taking it too far.

>he doesn't bring his own booze to the theatre

Chimay is overrated even within an overrated genre of beer

It's great but theaters gouge you on a single beer.

I just sneak in my own.

The ethanol burn finish is the best part.

I love burr but I don't love having to piss during a movie.

Not really overrated but overpriced. It's an extremely technically proficiently produced beer, especially red.

>paying more than $2 for a 40

>he's never known the icy taste of the pure swill that is 10.1%

tastes like chemicals

I agree actually, Thats probably what I meant

What about just bringing in a flask? Good for being incognito

>he doesn't sneak in his own booze and falcon chow
Fucking plebs baka

The taste natives love!

and saving money, as well as something that isn't a low ABV piss lager

This. Who the fuck doesn't flask the theaters?

Get a frozen coke, empty flask of sailor Jerry's into it, enjoy flick

Me. It's against the rules. Also, I have to drive after the movie is over.

yes. being stoned at a theater.

i watched Lo and Behold! Reveries of a Connected world while blazed out of my mind and it changed my life.

If I own a theater I want to sell those huge cans of Mikes that are 8% gets you fucked up and does not taste like ass.

I have an Alamo near me that sell's PBR for $3.50 feels good man.

Some of the AMC Theaters in AZ have a bar. They call it McGuffins. Cute name, but overpriced and no crab legs either.

It is nice to sip a brew and enjoy some nice kinopraphics.

alcohol fuckin sucks

So I can easily sneak a flask into the theater right? I only go once a year so I'm not certain how easy it is. No patdowns yet?

only if you are by yourself.

wtf kind of photo is that