/bigballer/

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

GET IN HERE BIG BALLERS

EVERYONE ELSE, STAY IN YO LANE

ZEUS

WE DID IT LADS

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BIG FUCKING BALLER REPORTING

Can't wait for this faggot to flop with the lakers

WE CRYING OUT HERE

STAY

RBL/BBB WE OUT HERE

>You right now

real tired of these damn BABY DICK BALLERS on our board

HURRY UP AND RELEASE A GOLD AND PURPLE ZO2'S, FINNA GET 6 PAIRS

so did this guys kid get in the lakers? btw everything i even know about this i know exclusively from Sup Forums, never even heard of these people anywhere else.

THE MADMAN

Sounds like someones salty theyll never be able to afford BBB. Enjoy being a sad manlet, us 6ft boys are gonna go play a game of pickup in our BIG BALLER gear

BBB

SMALL BALLERS STAY OUT

Stay in your lane, KKKristine.

why should we care about this dumb nigger trying to make his sons into bbstars

>black man
>is a father
>loves his kids and family
>trying to be successful and start his own brand

Why am I supposed to hate him?

Lmao
Jonas is a itty bitty baller bitchboi

but he tries too hard. hope his shitty brand collapse

t. small baller who can't do things the big baller way.

fuck you bitch, you'll always find something to get triggered about.

Does the big baller mentality transcends sports or does it only apply to Basketball? I want to be a big baller but I only really watch divegrass

>wah triggered
no, just fuck lavar ball for trying to run all three of his sons' professional lives before they begin in the most obnoxious way possible
is it that hard to understand for you?

We are about to embark on history. Lonzo will quickly become a rising star and turn the Lakers around. Lonzo will win multiple championships. However, late in his career, he will be surpassed by his younger brother LaMelo. From this point on, these two siblings will dominate the NBA and both be inducted into the NBA hall of Fame. In addition, the father, LaVar, will also be inducted into the hall of fame. Why? After holding an equity stake in both of his sons shoe sales, he was able to purchase an NBA franchise. After becoming an owner, he too will win multiple champions ships. Thus, becoming the first family inducted into the hall of fame.

>LiAngelo is adopted, therefore he's not 'family'

t. Microballer

Yeah he 'ruined' his son career all the way to exactly where they wanted to be.


Small ballers please go.

You can be a Big Baller in any sport cause that's the big baller way.

Size 48 reporting in

6'2 is the manlet cut off

all 6'0 means is that you're too tall to be considered a literal midget

Stay in your lane nanoballer

Just by signing as the #2 pick he literally already made over $4,000,000 on that alone. 100 years of making 40K.

fucking based

Lavar ruined Lonzo's career.
Number 2 pick in the draft, and playing for the Lakers...What a fucking terrible father!!

Are the Clippers back to irrelevance?

It's funny that people used to hate Lavar and now they're all on his nuts.

>t. angry manlet

Big Baller ref ball gear when?

Tiny ass ballers now saying they were always on his side.

We're here to push the culture forward

Unironically because all the things you named they hate to see a positive black male getting attention

big ballerdom is a state of mind. it transcends sport.

>Stay in yo lane

Lonzo is so fucking ugly it pains me seeing his face, am I alone in this distinct reaction? Motherfucker makes me feel like a Nazi or something, just not ok with that genetic manifestation.

How many pairs have you ordered?

SEETHING

STAY

If the final 2 digits of my post repeat

Lonzo will be a bust and he also has a small dick with micro balls

HAHAHAHAHA HE THINKS LONZO ISN'T TRANSCENDENT

BBB gonna destroy Meme Curry and LeFlop James in the first season

Lonzo will be successful if Lakers get good players to be around him i.e Paul George

He will probably avg 8-12 points but can probably avg 6-8 assists if he has some quality scorers around him, not a bunch of scrubs.

IN

Occasional reminder that since Lonzo has joined the Lakers, BBB generals are now legitimate threads. And stay in your lanes, micro ballers/KKKristine apologists/SJWarrior 'fans'.

YOUR

>lonzo ball will lead the lakers to a 10-peat
I didn't ask for this timeline

>t. Miniscule baller

we out here

These threads:
finally there is something worse than /heem/ .
bet the average age in here is less than 16.

my second name is also ball
im definitely going to have to invest in some of his lakers merch

always liked him

>le BBSD man
microdicked nigger confirmed failure

>not even the best PER on UCLA this past season
>40th in the nation
>thats 8 full starting lineups before he would be chosen
>revolutionizing the league

SMALL

LA already has another light skinned nigga who can only play 1 side of the court

MICRO

>lavar admitted to the lakers GM that its all just a publicity act
yeah nah, this nigga is a nanoballer

>Magic "jokes" to Lonzo: “Lonzo, just leave me one or two records, okay? Don't break all my records."

haha, funny "joke", Magic, but we all know you're secretly sweating bullets at the thought

>Itty Bitty Baller Detected

Brit Ball Bong?

>german humor

hahaha yeah fuck you germany

>ATOM BALLER DETECTED

This, how can you hate this man for wanting his sons to be the best?

Magic will soon only be remembered as that guy who played during the stone age.

lol you must not watch bball if youthink this kid will flop.

he is the next jkidd you fucking no brain idiot.

btw you're a lil baller

Someone get me a microscope so I can see these baby ballers

>Tfw this guy is going to be a billionaire for being a shitty father and you'll never amount to anything

>Black man
>Is a father
>loves money
>dick riding his kids so he can leech off them for life

Ignore Lavar's shills, the Lakers are trash and he would have to be transcendant to do anything with that shit franchise

>Shitty father
Literally how you baby dick micro baller?

t. Small baller

So this dumb nigger fucks up a nike deal for his son so he starts his own shitty generic looking starter gear?

Its pretty based t b h. Im all for anything (((they))) don't like.

t. shortsighted micro baller with no ball control

t. midget baller who lost his way.

>Big Baller Brand
t b h dumb nignogs will actually fall for this. you think they won't? i guarantee you they're in full panic over at nike. what if all the dumb nignogs start coming up with their own shitty rookie signature brand? it would throw a giant wrench in the works. and why shouldn't they? fuck nike

LaVar triggers so hard it's fakn gold

STAY IN YO LANE

>nignogs
>Not Armenians and Persians

New money dresses the worst

Especially now that he signed with LA

>Lives in upper-middle class suburb
>Type of neighborhood they keep poor niggers out of
>Has enough money to create an entire clothing line before his kids have made any money
>Needing to leech off his kids

He may have seen his kids as an investment opportunity, but this guy clearly made a decent amount of money before it was even an idea that Lonzo would make it to the NBA.

Also a really hands on father who gets over the top in his love and belief in his children. I mean a lot of parents say they believe in their kids, but when your dad believes in you enough to build a brand around you... I mean that's a real showing of belief.

>Sup Forums forcing retarded memes
What a surprise.

Why not give majority ownership to the son he's marketing of off?

Oh that's right, because it's not about his kid. It's about using his kid for personal gain.

Bet the mf leaves it all to some hood rat wench instead of his sons

found the itty bitty little baller

This. If I got support from my parents as Zo, I would be a professional soccer player.
Im neeting now

>the top in his love and belief in his children.
He didn't go to his son's last game
He doesn't really sound like a loving parent
More like someone trying to live through his son

>He didn't go to his son's last game
His wife had just had a stroke in his defense. I mean there's a lot of stress there.

Lonzo's not the only Big Baller