ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island

ITT: Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island.

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>befriends the brazilian dude because he knows how to survive in the jungle

kill sweden and germany

protect sweden and germany

claim it as new Bosnia and get conquered over and over

lel

Heh, there is more over food over here than Caracas

>Canadians racially segregate everyone

make finland sex slave

>unites with denmark and together take control of the northern shore along with the top of the island

Pls kill me first

He'd be the one to go mad first. I say we get rid of him

France and Britain have hate-sex

You know.. In Venezuela some people recurred to "strange" meat.

He's into long pig guys, kill him quickly

some brown guy climb the highest point of the island and yelled 'IM GREEK'

I find Ireland's part of the island and take a sixth of it for myself

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Some brown eyed guy with brown hair claims he's a Frankish

we divide it between serbs and non-serbs
the serbs get 49%

And in 2016 we still had normal meat

I wish there were undiscovered tropical islands that you could get stranded on and build a community that eventually will devolep an unique gene pool, language and culture that will colonize the entire world.

most of french men have brown hair and brown eye, it's not greece here

Tu connais pas Pannonianon?

Relax and do some siesta

He's gonna get you

you faggots see that shady part of the island? well... it's mine now and I'm taking a siesta so shut up.

non c'est qui ?

>blasts reggaetron near you

Thank you god, for this tropical island and a lot of fishes around, and rid off modern shitty civilization!

Un user qui cite de vieux livres pour dire que les français descendent des francs (qui viendraient de Pannonie) plutôt que des gaulois

C'était il y'a un ou deux mois, depuis le temps, il a plus ou moins arrêté, notamment à cause d'emmerdeurs de Wikipédia qui ont fait supprimer un de ses articles.

*turn music level to the max*

DESPACITO
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*makes you my wife*

ya un peu de vrai je pense mais je vais rarement au général /fr/, je viens juste cacaposter

Can I be with you?
I swear that I don't snore

>ruin a spaniards siesta
>suddenly the spaniard has meat for his next 2354 paellas

Declares independence*
Nothing personel kid

What's with Spanish speakers and cannibalism.

Find the Serbs and other Balkanics and form an alliance based on our shared savagery and non-PC nature, then proceed to subjugate everyone else.

it tastes like pork

Why can't people just go out and find some edible plants or whatever

Il poste pas tant que ça sur /fr/ (ou alors il ne parle pas de ses études), il poste sur d'autres threads.

Et malheureusement, je doute être franc

I'm can't tell if you are joking or not. But if you do sink that low make sure to eat socialists

We need meat
I just tried it once because i was like 2 months without eating any meat so why the fuck not

my kingdom

wew paid vocations

team with poland and kill finland

I just hope there are no females
That would tear our society apart

bad luck... I'm a grill and that's my kingdom

rip ip island society

claiming

Take pity on the small lil weenie boy that I am. I'll be an entitled bitch or die trying.

Simple, we kill her, cut her in pieces and use her pieces and guts as bait for fish, so we can have some food. ;D

Form alliance with Sven

sorry... only space for one queen in the island

death ray prepared, time to go out, girls are coming to take me out tonight.

Based

We claim this entire area.

where did you get warheads from?

*kills all CHI's in the island*
its very personnel kid

>Sup Forums wakes up in a lost island.
>armed conflict about who is more white starts in 3 2 1....

i support his kingdom

b-but we can reform the roman empire! think about the possibilities! I can take a loan from germany to rebuild the tower

*perfs insidiously*

WTF WE WAR YUO MUFUGGA

Not so fast

*raids half your country*

alliance?

>makes bourbon and bacon
hopefully nobody would want to kill the guy that does that

Yes! Finally a country for white people! You are all white, r-right guys?

*creates an empire*

*throws tea in harbor and declares independence

*becomes mafia boss*
anyone else that sells spices or coffee will sleep with the fishes

You and which mafia bitchboi?

*makes you my concubine*

Excuse me sir, would you like to join La Costa Nostra?

Greedy imps. I'll just settle my little mountain retreat here then.

nice

how to fishing?

Mean wile...
*Lurks around the edge of the Dan/Norge user's zone*

Spen Get here hermanito, let me make you a deal u can't refuse: You keep all the land in the world starting from the middle till the east part of the island, and we get the west? Shake it.

i'm opening a restaurant

>hytte på fjellet
kek

That could actually turn into a nice RPG map, just like that from the image. In place of individual places, people from the same country would unite.

>turn you into frenchies and annex British territories

Ah, sweet - I'll pop by!

What's on the menu?

Too much autism in this thread

>literal Moor namefag cries autism

burek di macaco
pizza with ananas
bacon king mcburger

>nigger hasn't seen Spanish Jesus' irl photo

Neat - as long as there will be dancers performing, I'm in.

Show me

America you'll p-protect me right? Finland is eyeing me in a weird way.

No, I don't want to became a meme like the I'm iberian american poster

>pic related

...

chicano meat with olive please

Delet now

can I honk your honkin honkers

>Build a raft
>Norway takes credit for it
>Sweden tries to get all the muslims on it
>Turns out one of them is Britain and he destroys it for shits and giggles

I support his kingdom, I rally behind you. Delet this pic

good posts

be a good one
while they are not looking me, i will searching snakes, spider, toxic frog, or scorpion
extract the toxic, poisoned the rest of you all

>lost island.
I see 2 houses and a boat bridge