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Kekistan edition

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ring ring pussy it's janny on the phone

shadilay shadilay

ok you want to do 21st century only? Also think Costa and Kar-Wai and potentially even tsai-ming liang have made their best films this side of the century. obviously that's harder but we can still play:

Apichapong Weekesthaul (your thai man)
Lav Diaz (made earlier films but let's be honest who has seen his pre 2000 work)
Paolo Sorrentino
Andrea Arnold (as I said earlier)
some people would say Carlos Reygadas but I don't agree
Jia Zhangke
Nuri Bilge Ceylan
Peter Strickland

I can probably go on.

Unironically think Strickland is probably the best british director working in "english" at the moment (ironic i know considering he is so european arthouse inspired)

I purposefully picked "entry" level people...

shadilay lads

Hate hate
Love love
Simple As

PRAISE KEEK

are submachine guns legal in the US if they're restricted to semi auto? i want an mp5 or something similar bc i think they're aesthetic

Dan?

Gaz?

i trust lesser known artists to make a quality product more than some big name making mass appeal content

Abu-bakr?

why do some spastics pronounce it key-k when it is clearly spelled to be pronounced keck

shit meme

WOAH

how do you think the average kekistani would explain the resemblance to the national socialist flag on their flag to a jewish person.

>spent a full hour in the car listening to the local mortician (who happens to be blabbermouth) give us all updates on who and who isn't dead and how they may or may not have died

literally the most fascinating 90 minutes I think I have ever experienced

holy fucking shit

>David Lynch knows his craft

its called a MEME ok!?

by sucking off their jewish willy

(((pure coincidence)))

>i trust lesser known artists to make a quality product more than some big name making mass appeal content

...

I believe it depends on the state

Oy vey

"it's supposed to parody the flag of nazi germany"

watching Marvel's Avengers© Assemble on BBC1

Take the piss

any kekistani men in

we LOVE our based Jewish 'pedes though!

dogshit pleb

name anything well-known that is also good
protip: you can't

I know what you feel because I'm somewhat in your situation.
The solution I came up with is - stop worrying. If people are having fun in front of you, appreciate their happiness. If you feel you are way behind in terms of your love life, let it be so. Accept it.
Just focus on making yourself a better person. Don't look for rewards. But just become an upgraded version of yourself.
Improve fitness, read books, explore the world around you.
I'm 3 years older than you and this is the best advice I can give you.
It'll happen when it's meant to happen.

Why ask us lol

Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE

Has anything ever experienced such a rapid backlash in modern history?

Dan here

WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I HAD A WEE POO

MY ARSE FELT JUST LIKE... TWO POO POOS

NOW I'VE GOT THAT STIFFY ONCE AGAIN

I CAN'T EXPLAIN, YOU WOULD NOT SHIT YOUR PANTS, THIS ISNT POO I ARSE

I think that's the point

sue

Latest Ben Garrison

indecent of her

Sup Forums irreversibly ruined its brand by collaborating with reddit for trump, they'll regret it forever

terrible attempt mate

[le funny post about him labeling everything]

costa peaked with his fontainhas trilogy then stopped being interesting. some names i haven't heard about, some others i quite like (the turk, lav diaz) but again their films dont bring anything new... they're the same films as films that were made 40, 50 years ago, its just getting redundant... maybe they're ok films but since they don't bring anything exceptional and lost any type of purity in the pictures (because of digital cameras)
i dont want to sound like a reactionary or a passeist but its my feel about contemporary cinema... simple as. the ones i love are wang bing and zhao liang because they bring something new.. they just film things around with the camera, they dont bother about reaching something, its not cinéma vérité like rouch for example... its just filming stuff

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>Uncle Joe

Obscure meme.

Work tomorrow

Nosestein's said Deanos been off for the last 2 days and doesn't think he'll make it in

the goal

LotR, both the movies and books

snorting

>SJW on the compass

It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on.

unlucky mate, i was toiling today

[le funny post about how they aren't going to stop isis]

META my kekistani brother

counter cultural post my friend

really activated an almond

not a modicum

love lager
love dogs
love lesbian porn

all that needs to be said

choking, vomiting

does ben garrison not know that a hammer and sickle are two separate tools and aren't actually stuck on top of each other in reality

normies are especially loud today

the town bicycle is your goal gf?

...

Saw something that quite depressed me in Edinburgh yesterday, lads. An obese, ugly woman wolfing down a disgusting-looking pie while sitting in a wheelchair with a Primark carrier bag slung over the handle. It quite spoiled my day really. I am a delicate flower.

love lager
love ale
love vodka concoctions
love alcopops (i know im a twat)
love whiskey
hate cider

simple as

*nibbles your ear*

>Jordan Peterson with Sort Yourself Out

Gagging, hacking, gassing etc.

>triggered leftypolack desperately nitpicking

me on the far left

America represent

never truly understood why bycicles were so expensive

there's so much packed into it, it's fucking great

...

I found it to be quite a funny observation actually

>about to fuck a girl
>tattoo next to her pussy

huge turn off lads

tell you what lads stay away from that kopparberg: mixed fruits stuff, far too potent should be illegal desu

peng

WAAARGH
*slaps you off and onto the floor*
*kicks you up the arse and you start squealing hysterically*
JEEVES, WE'VE GOT A RUNT
*picks you up by the hind legs and fucking swings you into the wall, snapping your spine but only increasing the volume of your shrieks*
*whistles for the runt hounds and they dash in to finish the kill*
.... runts....
*Jeeves hurries in with my brandy*
Good man jeeves, good man.

love half-pints

had one last tuesday and still hungover now

my mate had one a while back and he died almost instantly

*releases my bowels on your expensive carpet*

...

kpop nonces should just wank to jav kpop songs are shit its mindless gook language drivel and the girls are made of plastic cant even put on a proper smile without looking like donatella versace after

that carl benjamin, what a garbage human

tbqh the democrats really are a gang of corrupt weirdos
not all but a good part

What books you lot reading then?

Why did Labour win the last snap election? Weren't people mad about Muslims running over pedestrians?

Going to buy some Mennen's Toilet Powder now

where can i watch the highlights from the men riding the bikes abroad?

NOOOOOOOONCE

hate half pints

hmm yes and the republicans are fine folk

SCREECHING

fucking hell. imagine living in this glorious time before nigger, before pakis, before leftist degeneracy runs rampant, while western civilization was at its peak

i'd gladly compromise my modern commodities to live in this era

FOF

nonce

denis johnson's jesus' son. good stuff tbf.

he made the paki milf cry

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I'm certainly not saying those names are all revolutionising cinema but I think your assessment is a little unfair. I've not seen that much Wang Bing so I don't really comment on that but what I have seen hasn't blown me away. It sounds like you must love Costa though as I feel like

> they just film things around with the camera, they dont bother about reaching something, its not cinéma vérité like rouch for example... its just filming stuff

is just what Costa does just with some poetising (which maybe you don't like) every now and then. I think it's a bit disingenuous to say lav diaz is just doing something made 40-50 years ago especailly when again he sounds like someone you should absolutely adore. I've not seen anyone who films "nothing" as much as Diaz does. I mean I feel like he doesn't even make narrative films I feel like it's disingenous to even describe his films are feature pieces they feel a lot more to me like gallery installations.

I mean I think something like Goodbye to Language is probably the most formally "revolutionary" film since like fucking Flicker. Honestly I don't think i can big up this film enough. I never thought Godard would come up with some so good in fucking 2014