How do I use my knowledge of The Smiths to get a girlfriend?

How do I use my knowledge of The Smiths to get a girlfriend?

>listens to the smiths for anything other than a guy
listen to the cure if you want a girlfriend

haha you just have to look like Morrissey my man

shit desu

Tell to yourself "morrisey probably wouldn't consider this sexual harrasment" and force yourself into a girl.

You don't. Haven't you been listening to the music ?

>THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME
>THE CLOSER I GET
>"I'm calling the cops"
>YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME

hahaha it is true

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smith a gf if your lvl is high enough now

You'd have a better chance of getting a girlfriend if you spent that time informing yourself about Lil Pump.

Sure if you're underrage

Go and put your hands on her mammary glands

WHO WILL SWALLOW WHOOOOOM

How could he tell she was looking at him from such a distance?

>when you say it’s gonna happen now

Well what exactly did he mean by this?

>A Rush And A Push And Her Vag Is Yours

Won't happen. Won't happen. I introduced a girl I was already dating to the smiths and she loved them.

Music taste is a dumb thing to base a relationship on. Can you imagine a 60 year old guy talking to a 60 year old woman? What kind of music you like? You don't like Burzam? Pleb.

The Cure > The Smiths

Honestly though, you'd have to be a pleb not to enjoy Burzum with a nice glass of water

It's easy. Be 6'4", in shape, and good looking. Listening to the smiths is optional.

This is very very sad because it's 100% true

if you know more about the Smiths than me, you can fuck my gf or me (or both)