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Doing a cheeky new!

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we're in here
everyone below this is a cunt

>parents

this is the female attitude to sub-7 men

me in the panel opposite to bottom right

>+ craigslist

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drinking alone again lads

same haha

tell me about it mate its' an atrocious habit we need to stop it

>+ work 1 day/week

world peace had some good parts. the wine party was funny and i liked the kidd sixx interview. i also liked the american idol tryout skit

me too (coffee)

New janny is shite. Haven't even seen him since he started.

took to drinking in the morning before going to the slave pit now
state of my life

Business idea: the classic propeller hat but with a little electric motor built in to spin it

Alri lads, I'm a bit drunk now, walking in the streets by myself

What do

jesus man you gota be careful, it's like you think it can't get any worse but then it somehow does

pics

reported your post to try to lure him in

>Italy propose to stop saving refugee boats (economic migrants)

>EU says no and throws extra funding at them

howling

Been reporting shit all night. Haven't got a bite.

>Brendt Christensen, a 28-year-old former PhD student researcher from Champaign,is accusedof kidnappingYingying Zhang, a missing University of Illinois visiting scholar whose mysterious disappearance galvanized the community.

>Authorities said in an affidavit that they now believe Zhang is dead. The affidavit provides chilling details; it says that authorities examined Christensen’s phone and alleges that he accessed a website entitled “Abduction 101” and sub-threads that were called things like “perfect abduction fantasy” and “planning a kidnapping.” He had also worked as a Physics class teaching assistant.

post some pics for context

Litterally this

wanna eat some ass lads

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So this is the power of STEM...

business idea: putting people into an endless dream state

lmao same lad
i'm drinking frosty jacks, so remember: no matter how fucked up you are, you'll never be as degeneration as me

>One of the days of freedom is over
>only one more before the doldrums resume

animal idea: turtles but with solar cells on the shell and one of these

remember ragecomics lads

you look french

he has a creepy face

Maybe cuz I am, but the lighting might enhance my cheek bones and I am also English

so-called quickdraw got me within an hour of posting something completely harmless, but that yank cuckspammer from the other night who flooded into the morning was probably never touched

legit quitting this site soon

working on sundays is runt behaviour

Are you in the market for a bf?

are you artosis?

learn to read you potatoman

$300k starting

I never get completely pissed, I just maintain a buzz to stop feeling like killing myself or being a cunt to people because I have a very short fuse
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where ya headed?

why isn't the royal air force more aptly named the imperial air force?

i unironically enjoyed being in the mental hospital desu
for a bunch of schizo, suicidal people we did laugh a lot

>that time one lad put porn on a usb and played hardcore anal porn at full volume on the telly in the rec room
classic.

might be dunno

Who dis, no I'm the half breed

famous starcraft caster google

Can't believe they haven't found maddie mcann yet.

doesn't look anything like artosis

You might unironically be mental then. Lunatics running the asylum and so on.

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Seems a bit mad but no, cool if I look like him I guess?

Home just a 30 minute walk away

Monalisa Perez, 19, and her boyfriend Pedro Ruiz, 22, wanted to be famous on YouTube.

But until a dramatic stunt on 26 June involving a gun and a hardcover book that left Pedro dead, there was little indication in their videos how far they were prepared to go in order to attain online celebrity.

In one video filmed in a hospital, they learn their new baby is going to be a boy.
"Imagine when we have 300,000 subscribers," Monalisa pondered in a video uploaded at a fun fair on the day Pedro was killed. "People will be like 'oh my god, hi!'"

Now she faces a second-degree manslaughter charge over a reckless stunt that was said to be her boyfriend's idea to boost their profile. She fired a Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as he held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest.
He had experimented previously and thought the thick book would protect him, but the couple's three-year-old child and nearly 30 onlookers watched as she fired a fatal bullet.

If it weren't for being locked up with a bunch of psychotic hardmen, reckon jail sounds fully comfy

>spend all day reading books with fuck all to distract you
>spend an hour lifting for recreation
>don't have to worry about rent or food or clothes

sneakily getting the last word in here because i hate gaylord nonces

eye area is identical

you are better looking than him but you share eye area in particular and simliar facial structure, your nose for example is obviously better

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>She fired a Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as he held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest.

Mad to think there are people out there who unironically still don't know Maddie was murdered by her parents. It's like not knowing that the Earth orbits the Sun.

parents did it mate

are you in the same /k/ thread i'm in?

>books
ponce

>and i certainly don't think theres been a figure in japanese cinema as interesting of Mizoguchi with Teshigahara close behind
terayama
yoshihide
koyabashi
imamura
wakamatsu
matsumoto
probably forgot about some names but to me the true wonder of japanese cinema is in their new wave. mizoguchi makes beautiful films, the pictures and images are absolutely perfect, everything is done right and he has put out quite a lot of masterpieces (sansho the bailiff, life of oharu, crucified lovers, story of the last chrysanthemums) which are into my favorites. it's those films where finding words is difficult, you just realise at one point that there's something more, something transcendental. ozu gave me the same feeling, dreyer also, kalatozov maybe. filmmakers which are up there in my opinion. don't have quite the same experience with teshigahara though, ngl maybe i don't remember well but his films didn't really strike me as exceptional, they were good. maybe i missed something and i need to rewatch some of them, idk.
the best film of this century is Werckmeister Harmonies, Tie xi qu and As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

Cheers lad, feels good tbqh
Sometimes I doubt

no

any shia in?

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which of you was this

why isn't the english channel more aptly named the british channel?

Christ. I bet there is some really good 1080p footage of this out there as well. Wonder if any of it will ever leak. I've seen a DE make a fucking crater out of a solid concrete wall. Can't even imagine what it would do to a man at that kind of range.

Madness?
THIS. IS. /brit/!
*kicks you into the runthole*

>mfw Americans have to get patted down and take off their shoes when going to the movies

watched It Follows. contrary to my expectations it did not end in a massive orgy

wait how old are you

It's the Anglo-French Pond

one of my biggest fears is dedicating myself to watching a film and turning out to be shit

at a black movie theater maybe

How fucking retarded can you be
What is wrong with dumb yank millenials?

That was the dumbest shit

People have used books as back stops, fair enough, but why the fuck would you put yourself on the other side of it
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that's less aptly named

19 why, do I look young or something?

weird ending

a lil bit
like 16-17 years old young

name 3 bad films

>19
>3 year old child
>wanted to be famous on YouTube.

most generic looking person i've ever seen

you look bent

just dropped
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interstellar
prometheus
the hobbit

Is that bad?
Might be a bit drunk so my facial expression'll look very mundane

I'll take a photo tomorrow, see if it changes

woah...
really gets the brain gears churning

don't retain them in my memory, have more important information stored

>Try reading a book, watching a film, prepare for gym, clean my room, cook a meal, learn a new song, learn a new language
>get sidetracked and end up on here

how do i stop this?

Intestellar is a fantastic film you pleb

go to the hospital and say you're suicidal and get put in the hospital, guarantee you'll enjoy your stay

>food is pretty good (it's also free)
>get to speak to sympathetic qt psychologists
>excellent dark humour banter
>valium on demand 24/7
>watching manic bipolars do their shenanigans 24/7

what's not to love?

>only people who post their faces are a dune coon, a self hating nigger and a guy who looks like a video game create a character

Independence Day
Stepbrothers
No Country For Old Men

> With one camera attached to a ladder and the other propped on the back of a car, the couple staged their stunt, according to authorities. Ruiz held the book to his chest and Perez held the gun, a gold Desert Eagle .50-caliber pistol considered “one of the most powerful semiautomatic handguns in the world.”

>bent
Kill me now, fuck you I'm not