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how do I get a qt russian gf?

Is it safe for Americans to travel to the Russia 2018 World Cup ?

flash dollaridoos

Yes it's very safe please come

dollaridoos? anyways whats your typical russian day like?

>dollaridoos?
your dirty filthy green money

> anyways whats your typical russian day like?
same as yours but everyone is x10 times poorer

why are russian girls such whores for money? do pure russian girls exist? also I wanted you to take me through your day like what do you do ect

>why are russian girls such whores for money?
they are poor and stupid
>do pure russian girls exist?
no

Which way is ruchan?

>I wanted you to take me through your day like what do you do ect
breakfast
go to bus stop
go to work
working
have a dinner
working
go to bus stop
go home
eat
sit in front of PC
sleep

>tfw no dumb poor qt russian gf
also sounds like my typical day just no work involved

what

showing off money gives yellow like me a chance to get a russian gf or at least whore?

yes but you need more money

You mean stulBenis thread rigth?
:DDDDD
Becouse all russianzz are StulBENIS
:DDDDDDDD
No but seriusly you are subhuman tier fuck you.

plausible

I know the Truth

thanks

Yeah and thanks for destroyed economy fagget stulBENIS.
:DDDDDDDDD

you're welcome

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You're of the same stock as Russians, stop dissing them.

Russia is our real brother nation

Our gap is just historical and bit cultural

thanks Ville

I wish I can speak russian but am 2 stoopid

thats sad Hulio

>squatting this far below parallel

mirin the form brah

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Hello Iraq, is it true that everyone smoke hash and police don't give a shit?

no sadly
you have Afghanistan in mind
in fact we are the least in drug abuse in the area
though we have no concept of "drink in moderation"
it's either whole bottle or not a drop

i hope we can become friends someday, its not likely considering what course your country has decided to take. But maybe it could be a possibility post Putin.. We accomplish a lot whenever we work together, like MIR.

Hello my friend, what part of Iraq do you live in?

come on even in Iran they smoke right on the street
youtube.com/watch?v=fMDrzFJa5IY
1-20

that which you bombed

should nonwhites visit russia or will they get stabbed

Why up so early

Russia is 60% non white

it is 10 am here

That doesn't narrow it down at all.

Do you want to be frens?

sad isn't it?
the the middle part to the east

Have you made friends with people from other cuntries? what is your favorite cunt?

Like around Baghdad?

Is it OK to stay in your country? I've heard that IS is still devastating your country and they don't even hesitate a bit to kill anyone on sight

>60% non white

More likely 100% non-white, since we are not white ourselves.

>it is 10 am here

West Siberia?

>do pure russian girls exist?

Irl? No. They exist only in the cheap melodramatic films and shitty books written by old housewives.

Thank you for expressing your opinion, it's very important to us. Now go fuck yourself.

on international conditions iraq is not a place to live but I'm not leaving.
and even though IS has lost almost all of what they held here their sleeper cells still terrors us
they have changed the way we think and act
we became paranoid tribe-centered people with no hope in a bright future
is there a point you're trying to reach with this?
say it already

kek

yes why not


>sad isn't it?
very sad bre


only here
you fatties are pretty good, some french and portugal guys are ok

I'm just curious friend.

Is the road rage actually as bad as it is in those "we love Russia" compilations?

yes

yes very bad

>typical day
probably this

brother is a very good movie. haven't seen brother 2 yet.

but we did a very good job
so nobody can live there
not eve a single lizard for the next 1000 years

> only here
a-am i your friend sasha?

also what do you picture burgerland to be like?

try a Bumer

yes very good job many countries on Earth wants to gie thanks you

yes
everyone is fat and ugly drives 8.9L pickup and carry shotgun

Yes.

I've never had friends even from my own country.

>bumer
looks pretty good to me. I also enjoyed the dawns are quiet here. I'm getting a minor in Russian and last semester I took a class on Russian film class

it makes me really happy when people picture America like this and not as calinigger surfer bro or jew york loudmouth

this is 99% accurate anywhere in the south btw

What do you imagine Canada like?

full of chinese and ukrainians
cold, snowy

why are you the biggest cucks in the world?

I have yet to meet a Ukrainian here, but otherwise you're spot on.

>Yes
For real?

bum>chebs>fanny

Why do russian women love the turks and central asians? I thought they hated them

just))))))

because they are dumb as a wood

>masha and the bear

I wish our countries could become allies. You are deep down more similar to us than the Chinese.

you have same chances


it will never happens

Why do you love stalin and communism?
basically what killed millions of russians but hate americans even tho we did nothing like that

why don't you have any friends?
what do you like to do?

Hello comrade

hey can you recommend any good russian novels?
i shamefully admit i only ever read hadji morad

you say that like we're allies with China

Just because we're working together on fixing the norks doesn't mean we're fucking allies. The chinks would stab us in the back in a second.

>Why do you love stalin and communism?
me don't

>basically what killed millions of russians but hate americans even tho we did nothing like that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations

this. chinks have no morals.

I was saying Russia is more similar to us than they are to the Chinese. I wasn't saying anything about OUR relationship with China.

famines killed millions of russians, not stalin

>full of chinese and ukrainians
>cold, snowy

So, basically like East Siberia?

Even those white trash drunk and stupid rednecks seem to be much more worthy human beings than sjw-lgbtiqasdfghjk scum from NY, LA, SF and other hotbeds of degeneracy.

The young doctor's notes, I killed by Bulgakov
The hunter's stories Turgenev

your mum is good

there are not so many of them here

>Why do you love stalin and communism?

The same reason why do we love Hitler and nazism, exactly because they killed millions of russians.

The mere fact that we can actually interact civilly with each other on the internet means our countries will become ever so slightly more understanding of each other as time goes on. We really have no reason to be enemies forever desu

we will be enemies until we have all that natural resources

hi

love russie

>yes

Oh, good morning dear neighbor. I wonder, how many of us are posting on this board.

>there are not so many of them here

I saw a group of chink tourists here in Novosibirsk a week ago, previous sunday, right on the City's day.

there are 2 anons from Yakutia, 1 from Irkutsk, 1-2 from far east

What part of Russia you live?

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Quite symbolic, don't you think ?
Moskva na svyazi. Love you Siberia and Ural, my roots from there, my old man been born and raised in some shithole in Kemerovo region, then came to Novosibirsk and later to Msk. How you holding on there? Having a good health and fun as our prime-minister recommended ?

I haven't lived in Russia in 20 years

I miss my people

youtube.com/watch?v=_FqxdbV-wXU

it's same shit as always
who do you work in msk? is it easy to find job for someone from siberia?

Privyet

I'm descended from a member of the Elagin family. How do I find out more about them?

privjet

ask your parents

>I wish our countries could become allies.

We tried to be allies in the 1990s and it didn't end well.

>The mere fact that we can actually interact civilly with each other on the internet means our countries will become ever so slightly more understanding of each other as time goes on.

No, it's not about "misunderstanding", we have absolutely no problems with understanding each other and (I think) never had them. I'm afraid, the relations between Russia and US aren't going to get any better as long as our countries have absolutely different interests and goals in global policy, so CNN will keep telling you on a daily basis that the evil ruskies who're mass murdering poor innocent children in Afghanistan/Chechnya/Syria want to steal your freedums/spit in your coke/paint the White House red/etc, so they are your enemies and must be stopped by all means.

>We really have no reason to be enemies forever

Agree. But we can't do anything about it. It's more profitable for the american government to have Russia as a scarecrow or as some kind of "social tension discharger" to distract people from internal problems. "Russian threat" sounds much better than "Iranian threat" or "North Korean threat", right?

Private jet

They don't know shit

ddo you want to suck on mummy?