What went wrong?

What went wrong?

genetics

can he be /ourguy/?

what doesnt he shave his head?

When you fuck 10s and have millions, nothing else really matters.

>Wow that dude looks like shit for his mid thirties
>Look up his age
>He's 25

Who is he looks familiar

Jesus christ. I thought he was like 40. He looks like that 'inconceivable' guy.

Why do child actors always look weird as adults? It's not like I've never seen a child age IRL, it shouldn't just be the shock of seeing them in a different light.

He also now works as a santas helper at a shopping mall lmao

>tfw he's 26
>looks like 40

I just want some context for this fucking pic

>He is 5 foot tall
>5 FOOT TALL

Why wouldn't you just shave your head at that point?
Maybe he just likes looking like a 40 year old toddler. Power to him I guess, he's adorable in an odd way.

Fucking kek

>has been actor
>now works at mall
>balding terribly
>ugly as fuck
>literal midget
>only 26
fucking hell this guy is the definition of JUST what did a man do to deserve such a fate?

I'll never understand that balding denial. Then again, my dad shaved his head, and when I started going bald I shaved my head.

Seriously. Fuck, man

How old are you? My dad is bald but my hairline is normal at the moment

At least he gets recognized. He's not in bad shape, either. If he'd shave his head I'm sure he could fuck girls who ask for his autograph. Place being that small makes your pecker look big. See

28, but I started rapidly falling out when I turned 24. I noticed when I was 20 that I was going to be bald. I don't even think about it anymore. Just shave it and lift.

>millions

>place
*plus

that seems like pure bullshit since he's so poor he has to resort to working at the mall

>5 ft

This. The dude probably works to have something to do. Plus savings won't last forever.

Caring about your height is like caring about the size of your dick. Sure it's nice to be big, but you're going to get laid no matter what, and it really doesn't add to your worth as a human being.

>but you're going to get laid no matter what
I'm 5'10 and I find it hard to get girls.
I can't fathom being 5'2.

I have a 4 inch pencil dick, trust me, it matters

My cousin is 5'2 and gets laid often. 5'10 is fucking average. What are you even doing?

m8 i'm 5'9 and I don't have a problem. I'm a solid 7/10 though. Your either standard looking, ugly or fucking weird if you have a problem. Your height isn't the problem lmao.

*you're

t. manlet

Or he's volunteering since he doesn't ever have to work again in his life

When will you ever learn?

Even if you were 6'5 you would still be a cretin and look like a goblin so it wouldn't help

>typical manlet delusion

Every time I walk outside I feel like I'm in the NBA.

>projecting faggots who believe da memes

I'm 6'1, dunder heads. That's probably why I don't worry about it.

No girl is going to stop your pencil dick once you're both naked. The worst thing that could happen is you won't get repeat sex. You gotta learn to not take yourself so seriously.

>No girl is going to stop your pencil dick once you're both naked

Not true

>The worst thing that could happen is you won't get repeat sex

No the worst thing is that she could tell all her friends and then pretty much all girls in my social circle know. This happened to me in high school.

>I'm only 6'1

Try not to walk your short ass under my feet, little dude.

Ookay buddy

You're 6 ' 1 *wink wink*

lmao

>tall guy lecturing me on how life is fine as a manlet
you don't fucking understand the trouble we go through every single day i don't even have mirrors in the house anymore so i don't have to remind myself of how short and pathetic i am and there's nothing i can fucking do about it.
LIFE IS HELL.

just stop posting anytime
everyone knows at this point that being shorter than 185cm makes you ON AVERAGE less educated, with less annual income, worse job, less sexual partners and less respect

literally every research done on height in relation to those things proves that, which is why heightism exists

Who cares? Laugh and admit that you have a small dick. When you stop caring no one can hurt you with it.

kek. I like this meme.

>Wahh high school

Get over it cry baby we all had shitty high school stories

>>>>>>>

I wasn't bitching about it, I was simply disproving someone who claimed dick size doesn't matter

He has to be the weirdest looking man I have ever seen.

>man
anyone under 6'0 is not considered a man by society standards

gene selection

this.

if you are under 6'0 you are a manlet and automatically a cuck, never forget a taller man like myself could step in and steal your girlfriend at any point if i wanted to, but i don't because i am fair and compassionate for the weak
but you will show me respect.

He can laugh about his small penis, along with everyone else.

I never really understood that point at laughing at a dick, even if it's small. I always feel pity. Same if I see a girl with ridiculously small tits. I never understood how a small dick could be funny.

I've always believed that uncontrolled third world immigration was a plot by manlets to lower the average height of their respective countries more so they don't seem so small.
Makes perfect sense to me.

He does look fucking terrible for his age and unfortunately started balding early.
But he was a fuck ugly child too and its almost reasurring that he didn't transform into a square jaw 6 foot something adonis.

Makes me feel better about my average looks and height and half assed workout regimen and diet, I haven't amounted to much but I'm pretty lucky all things considered.

As mentioned though he probably has enough money to fuck decent higher classed prostitutes or gold diggers so shot aint all bad for this ugly fuck

Series of ironic porn films where Beans fucks 10/10s when?

>that pic

Every. Fucking. Time!

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that tfw when I am pretty much as bald as him
that tfw when I'm 26

it has literally destroyed my life. I'm 6'4" and (was) always very attractive to girls, no trouble whatsoever getting laid. my face is still 8/10 but the fact I haven't had sex in ~3 years is testament to how important hair is

>tfw in my 30's and still have a full, thick head of hair with no signs of receding or balding
>tfw I shave my head anyway because i'm a lazy fuck who doesn't want to bother washing or combing it

i'm 8"10 with no hair and can now only have sex with girls born with down syndrome.

when i was 14 with a full head of hair i had 9/10 20-30 yr olds hanging off me.

now i have to have my 10" dick as my profile picture on okcupid to attract women but once they meet me it's the classic "i'm going to go to the bathroom" and then them never coming back

Lift. I went bald too, and I have no trouble getting laid. It's all about not being a whiny bitch.
Even if I could grow hair I'd buzz it. If you lift, there really isn't anything that looks more masculine.

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what the fuck

I can confirm. My hairline is only a little receded, and girls won't even look at me. If I try to talk to them they act repulsed.

funny
funny post :) ha
:)

this

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$1million isn't enough money to live on for life idiot... lol

LOL yeah it is retard

i bet you dont even invest either haha wat a pleb

This. I started thinning out on top and once it become noticeable I took to shaving my head. It's not a bad look honestly.

it'd be hilarious if all the things Sup Forums blamed the jews for were actually manlet conspiracies

you don't have to say the word "that" before "that feel when"

it's redundant

It's more money than many/most people make in their career. You'd need to earn 50 grand a year after tax and work for twenty years to have a million dollars net worth. He's got it up front. Probably owns a business or houses and just lives off the rent/sales too.