Gay edition
/brit/
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Pirates of shit
state
No u
Non gay edition:
Fuck off
"telly is out lad, what do you want to do instead?"
your response?
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They'll be all the sequined pillows and lacey drapes he loves there I'll bet.
lived next to fat ugly 40 yr old
talked from time to time
she knocks on door asks if i can help move tv cabinet
say ok
move cabinet into position she gives me a beer
she gets on all fours and starts pocking wires thru back
can see straight up her skirt
hairiest pussy ive ever busting out from between her fat ass
get weirdest boner
go in for closer look
she turn around still making small talk
must have seen boner
she touches front of my pants
tell her to come over in 10 minutes
shower clean up
the minute she walked in pull dick out
gives me weak as shit bj for about 2 mins
lift uo skirt and try to find opening thru mass of hair
insert hot tight wet felt really puffy and thick walled vagina
best flange but on a horrid beast
i regret nothing
Tell that bender to get the fuck off my bed
*Howling lads these memes are so funny haha foy*
Grim
been a cashier
As a waiter I sure I would spaghetti the 1st few days.
Also, very competitive place here, my beggar friend himself told me you'd better be a hot young chick.
pull his pants down, eat his arsehole and then fuck him into the mattress
YOU fuck off
Fuck on
bit gay
Are you PSG lad?
are the best mexican girls from jalisco?
ofc, Paris est magique.
fuck is going on with janny? there's like 4 /brits/ open, 2 already at limit.
If you'll be seeing me in hell that means you'll be there too, lad. Believing in Jesus ain't do much for ya then eh?
the subject showed abnormal levels of aggression
Wee wee
How's your night been?
Post toot
please help i want to get a mexican gf
Well I enjoyed the 1st H24 opening of Parks in Paris. Bit chilly but had enough beer.
Fuck off
dont you care about hong kong anymore
God has sent me on a mission there to deal with the likes of you
What is that? A beer garden?
What happened with Thai chicANO though???
Is the mission to get pissed on by MASSIVE Norman COCK?
5am
Real niBBa hours
Any there Brits up or am I special
My mission is to send Godless pagans to EVEN MORE hell
SNAP
Ree
is he an alien?
brit on vacation
>vacation
doubt.jpg
des
pa
cito
who /still up/
What does a real nigger hour consist of?
Still up yer ma's gee.
Dumb pirate frogposter
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literally HOWLING right now.
Me
*Exclusively drinks mineral water (Calcium and fluoride) out of a plastic bottle*
Barbara Palvin
Rolled a cheeky bedtime spliff lads
Go to sleep
You have to go to mass
Posting this from my bed lads
Post jammies
And who cares LOL
a shit
what should i have a wank to lads?
Stop masturbating
the lads
Wrong
christard
disgusting
the rorkina gf
I want to leave this awful country, but I'm not sure where to go. How is britbong land? I generally like british male accents but feel like every female is talking down to me or full of themselves.
Haraam
I'm not religious.
T. Spineless Bernie-voting pinko faggot
can't beat sans on undertale
>mfw after dinner snack
It's half 5 in the morning here ask some other time for reasonable non Sup Forums responses
Ribs are still sore lads hope I don't die in my sleep haha
No longer will I have to make the long and ardous midnight trek to the toilet. Nay, now with my trust empty bottle I can relieve myself from the comfort of my bed. Should have done this years ago.
Was just about to go to the toilet actually
FFS lad.
Also a good way to keep warm during winter
she looks like that tranny everyone here except me wanks to
Dumb frogposter
Will do. I figured it might be a good idea to ask my "fellow faggots."
wtf is this the 1700s?
Jesus truly innovative
How
*smacks lips*
*swings from a vine*
*throws a basketball into the hoop*
*shoots a white person*
M'fugga
Hot water bottle innit
youtube.com
ah she's one of those types
>wahh wahh wahh we can't treat blacks like slaves any more
better idea, wear a nappy
how would a British black guy react if you called him a nigger?
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wish my soccer team would stop being a joke
would probably attack you
All rap music is just "muh dick dem papers white man popo keeping us down gangsta life shieeet nigga'
You'd think they'd write something new after 30 odd years
>soccer
FOY
Which team
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Read this as holy water
Here I am up all night and I just heard the bastard father wake up go downstairs and turn up the radio to the max because the cunts hearing is going
Posting using Safari iss absolutely ATROCIOUS lads. I do not feel a shred of pity for those who go out of their way to get an apple product. Absolute scum of the lowest denomination
OP here how is everyone enjoying this edition? Kinda feel like a pilot asking everyone how the flight is
Just download chrome