How stupid is this stripper law in Louisiana?

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tl;dr - Basically my state legislators decided it was important to raise the stripper age from 18 to 21, in order to curb Human Trafficking, despite the state having a huge budget deficit.

I think this is a fucking stupid law. How the fuck is this going to curb human trafficking in LA? People lie about their ages online.

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Strippers are degenerate anyway, these places shouldn't be allowed in the first place.

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The bill

You are upset that little kids can't dance in their underwear for you.

I have about 40 legal brothels and massage parlours a short walk from my house and it's fucking great. Puritans gtfo.

>But meh strippers!

(OP)No, I cannot understand why this was a pressing issue that needed to be a law. It sucks living in Louisiana.

Get a real job. I'd like to see these sluts work some hard labor like construction

balkanization is real

>18
>little kids
Ok.

>little kids
Since when 18 year olds are fucking kids?

(OP) I don't care that the stripper age was raised by 3 ages. I care that many other problems that is more pressing than a stripper law

This is good news. More teen single mothers will be prostitutes instead of strippers. I love tossing them an extra $2 for a PB&J after I bust.

>wanting weaklings to work construction sites
Please no, user.
>OOPS SORRY, I JUST DROPPED THIS BRICK ON YOUR HEAD AND KILLED YOU

it has nothing to do with human trafficking.

in fact, i guarantee this will only increase it.

think human trafficking as a black market and you will understand why this only hurts the public.

my guess, someone found out their daughter became a whore while daddy was away politicking and got upset.

remember to re-elect those same morons as you do every year america. surely one of these days they will get it right, right?

If you want your state to push for laws that seem to affect almost no one, California is the place to be.

Fellow LA fag stop embarrassing us. You don't need to put (OP) in every post you have an ID. Jesus Christ.

We know it's you OP. You have a fucking ID.

GODDAMN ITS TOO EARLY TO DEAL WITH NWWFAG SHIT

>important to raise the stripper age from 18 to 21

ahh no more 15 yo strippers with false ids

pedosexuals btfo again!

>The South

>despite the state having a huge budget deficit.
It's definitely going to cost hundreds of millions to swap 18 to 21 in those laws!

>huge budget deficit
>we should not raise the age of strippers to combat human trafficing.

I dont really see the connection between the two issues.

If it sucks so bad, then leave- faggot. We dont want you here. Go live in degeneracy somewhere else!

Do you even own/fly our flag??

They'll find a way to spend money on it.

Late hours into the night changing those 18s to 21s

>not liking strippers
>not breaking down 250 or so into ones and throwing them at the girls and drinking buckets of beer
>not getting a private dance and touching her until the bouncer gets fed up
>not getting kicked out and just going to a different titty bar across the street

It's like you're gay or something

So.... they should not use their time they spend in office for actually regulating laws?

People still go to strip clubs?

>despite the state having a huge budget deficit

I always wonder what Louisiana is going to do when Texas legalizes gambling, lol

>paying a dopehead with a c section scar hundreds of dollars to wave herpes in your face

It's like you're a mistake

In countries where it's not banned by Sharia, yes. Tough luck, m8.

>going to low-class nigger strip joints

It's like you're poor

Why would any self respecting male go and waste their time and money on whookers and strip clubs? Pathetic.

Shut them all down.

Oh yes. The strip joint *you* go to is classy.

It's actually pretty nice. They call it a cabaret. Drinks are kinda pricey but otherwise it's a good time. The true world tour is bars until close, strip club until close, casino till sunrise.

>be 25
>live alive innawoods
>no friends
>work from home
>no gf
>Last time someone anyone visited me at my home was 4 years ago including family
>go months without speaking to another living person
>never hurt anyone or done anything wrong, pay my taxes when I earn enough

Cunt my life is fucking miserable, if I want to go into town and see some fucking tits I will, you're probably a far bigger degenerate than me with a better life, fuck you you gay SJW cunt you get no say in what I do with my life, stick to sucking of other bloke in public toilets you poofter

If youre not an 18-year-old whore wannabe, the fuck do you care?

What? That man had sex with a 15 year old child? That's disgusting! She's only 17, that's practically a baby. How could anyone have sex with a 19 year old little girl. Why doesn't he go after a real woman instead of chasing after some little 22 year old who's barely even aware of her sexuality at the young, tender age of 26? They really should raise the legal age of consent to 28 so that disgusting men like him can't have sex with innocent little 32 year old girls until they're sexually mature at the ripe age of 35.

why not get a hooker instead

Nigga you gay

>Wasting 250$ on a whore
>Drinking alcohol for the sake of intoxication for fun because you cannot find real fun
That's incredibly beta, you're better off reading a book,going to the gym and hunting, all of that is significantly cheaper and much more rewarding.

It will do precisely the opposite.

Those girls who would be strippers become prostitutes. Same thing happened after the child labor laws. These people are either ignorant or sick to be pushing these laws.

I go to the gym five mornings a week.

>Thinking its degenerate to give some whore hundreds of your hard earned dollars automatically makes you an SJW.
Nigga the SJW's would be saying how 'empowered' she is.
>you're probably a far bigger degenerate than me with a better life
Projection.
> fuck you you gay SJW cunt you get no say in what I do with my life, stick to sucking of other bloke in public toilets you poofter
Are you seriously white knighting this fucking hard for strippers? Lay off the alcohol kiwi.

That's good senpai, but there's way more constructive stuff to do with your time. At the end of the day its your life, but its more productive to just fuck girls on tinder than give some whore 250$ to see her tits. Alcohol kills gains as well, and makes life significantly shorter in the long run, don't do it user, it will be the bane of your existence.

What does the budget deficit have to do with it?

This is not the Italy I used to know.

I think OP is trying to imply that the time and bureaucracy of getting laws through would cost a lot of money and resources of the state. Not to mention implementing said laws.

>Go to a restaurant
>Order food
>They bring it to you
>Look at it
>You smell it
>You can't eat it
>They take it away
>You still pay for it.

This is what a strip club is..

Gay you a nigger

Cunt I love tits and cunt and my ability to get hard over them.
I'm white knighting my cock getting hard.
Maybe your cock gets hard over fat chicks shutting their pants in the Walmart? I don't know, I don't care, but if you are that interested in what makes my cock hard you probably flick one of off the wrist as you watch the WWE, you fucking disgusting pervert.

Can't wait until the Left appeal it and the Supreme Court rules there is an inalienable right written in the constitution for 18 year olds to be de facto hookers.

It's what they intended.

That sounds comfy as fuck

I agree. We need less laws not more.
That is all.

>you fucking disgusting pervert.
>Someone defending strippers calling me a pervert
user, I... I cannot hold all of this projection.

18 is what it should be.

no let's just coddle them for eternity. lets set it at 55 because anything less is too young. your australian liberal pleb mindset is showing.

Strip clubs should be shut down

This is a very good law. It gives them a few years to turn tricks and learn the value of a dollar before they start making any appreciable income. Keeps the cost of young whores in check.

Yeah we have a big bunch of laws to prevent human trafficking.

Guess who's number one?

I T D O E S E N ' T W O R K

>human trafficking

Does this not mean what I think it means? Because I thought it meant the kidnapping and sale of humans, mostly women, as slaves. Mostly for sexual purposes. Kidnapping and slavery are both illegal in the US, as is prostitution in most places.

18 year old strippers should sue for economic hardship and denied the privilege of earning income as a free thinking adult.

Not surprised though, this is what happens, when you pretend to be a free country

Alcohol is fucking awesome, stop bullshitting,

if theres grass in the field play ball

You are a fucking idiot. Id prefer to watch them strip. You go do the labour, out of sight and mind. Good for them for being genetically superior and intelligent by getting paid for easy tasks. High reward vs low risk.

>muh degeneracy
Wow. Didn't see that one coming.

How the fuck does this affect the state budget?

I think he's actually implying that most strippers are around 18-21 and that this ban will strip (hehe) the states budget of most of the strippers tax revenue

tax revenue

well an 18 year old who wants to be a stripper will not have to turn right to prostitution. Not a very wise rule.

If only you knew how hot Louisiana strippers are user

It's almost like you've never been to an upscale club

Actually as an American you aren't allowed to ban things because you are supposed to support freedom

1st amendment and all that.

No banning.

I'm sure it won't be your dumbest law.

>In regards to the age difference, Louisiana is unique because it allows a larger age gap between younger minors than older minors. A person between the ages of 13 and 15 can consent to have sex with someone who is up to 3 years older than them, but a person between the ages of 15 and 17 may consent to sex only if the other person is 2 years older or less. For example, in terms of a 3 years age difference, a 13 year old can consent to sex with a person who is 16 years old, but a 15 year old may not consent to sex with a 18 year old.

You in Shreveport? Used to go to a cabaret there back in the day with smoking hot 18-20 year olds. It was fucking heaven on earth

lol

>Wasting 250$ on a whore
>that you don't even fuck

You always let your dick do the thinking?

You must be ugly lad

18 year olds should be in education. I don't want my daughter to be a stripper and I hope the faggots on Sup Forums learn to see young women like the confused children that they are. We men must provide patriarchal care for them as either fathers or husbands, and not idiotic losers that are played and pay for this degeneracy.