A normal human bean has a midiclorian count of 2,000 per cell. Sith Apprentice Darth Maul had a midiclorian count of 13,000. Yoda had a midiclorian count of 17,000, Sheev had 19,000 and the strongest Jedi ever, Anakin Vader, had a midiclorian count well over 20,000.
So where do you think Rey's midiclorian count stands?
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Over 9000
I'd shoot my midichlorians into her cells if you know what I mean.
6 gorillion
I would be her toilet slave for the rest of my life
I want to fuck her doggystyle in front of a mirror while stretching her mouth and eyes open with my fingers while yelling YOU'RE ACTING as she orgasms genuinely.
Probably under Anakin, but pretty good seeing as she's part of the new hero trio
for fucks sake
I wanna yell "one hoff porshun!" as I blow my sticky hot load all over her face.
>powerlevel shit in Star Wars
I want off this ride
Human beans! Are we being invaded by aliens? Oh noes!!!
But seriously,
If you just going to copy pasta at least correct it.
Why is she such a CUTE!!!?
god I hate her stupid xeno face
Rey Skywalker = 28,200
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader = 27,700
Darth Sidious/Palpatine = 20,500
Maz Kanata = 19,300
Yoda = 17,700
Luke Skywalker = 14,500
Leia Organa Solo = 14,500
Ben Solo/Kylo Ren = 13,700
Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus = 13,500
Obi-Wan Kenobi = 13,400
Mace Windu = 12,000
Darth Maul = 12,000
General Grievous = 11,900
Kit Fisto = 11,800
Yaddle = 11,300
Mara Jade = 11,000
Ki Adi Mundu = 10,600
Darth Bane = 10,500
Shaak Ti = 10,300
Qui-Gon Jinn = 10,000
Average Jedi = 10,000
Assajj Ventress = 9,600
Finn = 7,800
Chewbacca = 7,200
Need To be Considered for Training as a Jedi = 7,000
Captain Phasma = 4,800
Padme Amidala = 4,700
Beru Lars = 3,700
Poe Dameron = 3,500
Shmi = 3,300
Lando Calsarrian = 3,300
Boba Fett= 1,500
Han Solo = 1,500
General Hux = 1,500
Jango Fett = 1,500
Owen Lars = 1,500
how much did super saiyan 3 goku have tho?
Midiclorians are not canon.
>There are legitimately people on this board who don't find her attractive
>Darth Bane
>Bane
I can't take that name seriously anymore. Sup Forums has broken me.
I honest don't, but i'd still probably cram it down her throat till she started gagging and passed out.
She's got the look of a girl who's taken quite a few loads to the face to get where she is now.
2 billion because she is the most powerfullest jedi in the entire galaxy she will single handedly defeat snoke while luke and pals cheer her on and than she will to the legends universe and slay every sith lord in a second with a wave of her wand, and she also converts darth nihilus to the lightside and marries him the end.
>human bean
>bean
Truly, Sup Forums's most forced and shittiest meme.
desu I can't watch the lightsaber fight, despite being not half bad, because the part where she closes her eyes and magically becomes a trained force user is just too much.
She had previous training. She just forgot it. Its a Kyle Katarn/Jedi Exile thing.
Hmm, well if that's the case I could see myself enjoying the fight better. Hopefully 8 and 9 round out some of 7s errors
General grievous couldn't use the force. No way he would be above natural force wielders
>R2D2 not on the list
>Finn can be a Jedi
>Chewbacca can be a Jedi
Your list is shit and you should feel like shit for making it.
Rey will be made out of pure force energy vibrating at such a speed that it has transformed itself into matter.
Besides, midichlorian counts are a sign of the patriarchy. She doesn't subject herself to man-categorizing.
why was qui-gon such a filthy scrub?
Didn't they pump him full of midchloronic blood though
Shit like that probably doesn't work because The Force is just like "nah son" but the midichlorians would still be there
Not canon
Seeing as rey is anakin, is say well over 2000
Muh headcanon
>Chewbacca can be a Jedi
He was a Jedi before Disney uncanonized it.
No he wasn't.
We're reaching levels of dragon ball z that shouldn't even be possible.
Maz > Yoda
why tho
How much does the Emperor of Mankind have?
How about spess muhreens?
source?