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Götze returned form the death
>K. Papadopoulos signed a three year contract with Hamburg
According to „Le Parisien", PSG is interested in Dortmunds Raphael Guerreiro

5 weeks counting and still no granate for Bayern

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KEMME!

tom stark pls go

Is this Uli or Kalle in the picture?

that is true

not tom again

hello is this /Granate/

uli the granatenmann himself

yes. Looking proudly back on at least 4 weeks of tradition.

love is better
t. christopher nolan

Why don't we simply call us 1899 /Granate/ and make up an ocer hundret years tradition instead?

no we are the rb leipzig of Sup Forums

Thanks. I should rename my file then.

Plattenhardt is a good defender. Maybe Bayern will force a move.

interesting idea

We'll he is a somewhat interesting player, but I doubt that he's "byuern material".

So who's going to be the Dietmar Hopp of /granate/?

me

okay

some autistic trip

yes


no

>turns out Carrasco is unironically the granate

better than de bruyne la
atletico is a top 5 club in the world la

Naw, he has a 100m exit clause.

I'm pretty sure our grenade specialist will figure out a way

n-no bully
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Good night

are you having a stroke?

>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

qt

how old is your sister?

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I think it's schlafi time

Rummenigge

night

good night

Gute Nacht miteinander! ...und lasst euch nicht vom Finanzamt erwischen.

Gute Nacht Uli

schenk mir ein foto von dir

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Is he /granate/ material?

he'll be the american götze

he is ubergranate

maybe in 4-5 years time

is he a nazi?

no

He'll win the WC?

looks like he sneezed while doing the hitlergruss desu

no, that is the dance called the dab

but instead of the left arm christian pullerkrank has his right arm raised like you do at the famous hitlergruss

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yes goodnight

don't wake him up!

ok gute nacht

Thomas tuchel should write for spielverlagerung this season

What does Granate mean

grenade
german version of galactico
however
bayern won't pay for anyone expensive hence the meme

>Dortmund about to sign Roma's Leadro Paredes

Could this possibly be the promissed Granate?

göööööd mooooorninnngggg btw

should have bought sandro ramirez
also good morning

Bigger chances of actually signing Paredes since Roma doesn't want him to go to jewve and is willing tomsell him to another club because they fear he could try to forcemamjewve move.

Why are you not asleep?

Godmorgen

who else are clubs about to sign

18 year-old forward Nelson Mandela has signed his first professional contract with Eintracht Frankfurt.

hello

shaqiri to rome

good for him

hey

morggg

so USA is a girl?

>hallo und guten morgen!

does this sound like a girl?

i dont know

it does

burke jenin

carrot: granate
waitress: uli hoeneß
boss: user

Cancer has no gender, only foreign flags

>carrot

kek

But I think thismway it's more fitting:

carrot: Granate
waitress: Uli
customer: customer

>Anime Harit

>a fucking Barca reject is Bayern's granate
How the mighty have fallen.

BWHAHAHHAHAHHAAA!

The granny fucker is a legit cuck. Can't make this shit up. Trudeau eternely BTFO!

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>tfw up since six ante meridiem
>only just 0pm
>have like 11 hours of saturday ahead of me
>can watch decisive football i somehow enjoy with you in seven hours time
on another note: im looking for places to visit right now

Youre talking about micron spasti

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lel

>Mauritius

Of course.

Pro tip: visit places where there are no people.

>Pro tip: visit places where there are no people.
okay, but i wont travel to australia for two weeks

Lisbon
Gent/Antwerp/Leuven/Brugge
Bornholm
Ljubljana

Try to find a place like near your location. Doesn't have to be necessary that that landscape but the same density of people.

If sou live in Brandenburg this shouldn't be that difficult.

>tfw not a city fan
user need beach

>the same density of people
sooooo, 0%?

Second the flemish cities, students are just getting done with their exams so there isba great atmosphere

All full of people. Fuck off, retardmark.

How do you duitsers feel about micron willing to suck some big merkel cock?

Yes. Checked!

We hate people. Great athmosphere is when there are no people around. City traveling faggots and sightseers can fuck off.

Then there is notting to see in flanders for you, only not so heavily populated region is near the sea where i live and its just endless meadows (polders)

Really bad. If Macro bends over, Mutti gets her way and people will conrinue voting for her.

Right now, Mutti sucks his dick because she doesn't want him to talk about his european social welfare systems plans because Ze Germans couod tell EU cuks to fuck off in the next election.

>not wanting Mutti to win

found the AfDummi

Hes more of a /WMD/.

Germany needs more refugees

G*rmany is the usa of europe.