The Boxer Rebellion

Remember when all white Christians and Japan worked together to beat the hell out of evil Chinese?
Sup Forums remembers.
Let's all brag about how fucking awesome colonialism was and plan for its return.

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Who are you gonna colonise fatty?

Everything not Japan or in Europe.

we need our old flag back

This was the first world war in my eyes. The Boxers were also some crazy retards, thinking they could tank bullets and fight it out with martial combat.

You do, hans

Taiping rebellion is much cooler.

>The Taiping Rebellion or Taiping Civil War (simplified Chinese: 太平天国运动; traditional Chinese: 太平天國運動; pinyin: Taìpíng Tīanguó Yùndòng, literally "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom Movement") was a massive rebellion or civil war in China that lasted from 1850 to 1864, which was fought between the established Manchu-led Qing dynasty and the Christian millenarian movement of the Heavenly Kingdom of Peace. The Taiping Rebellion began in the southwestern province of Guangxi when local officials launched a campaign of persecution against a Christian sect known as the God Worshipping Society led by Hong Xiuquan, who believed himself to be the younger brother of Jesus Christ. The war was mostly fought in the provinces of Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Anhui, Jiangxi, and Hubei, but over 14 years of war, the Taiping Army had marched through every regularized province of China proper except Gansu. The war was the largest in China since the Qing conquest in 1644, and ranks as one of the bloodiest wars in human history, the bloodiest civil war, and the largest conflict of the nineteenth century with estimates of war dead ranging from 20 to 70 million dead, as well as millions more displaced.[4]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion

Chinks are pretty good at killing themselves

You mean when the East India company discovered opiates were a far bigger profitable commodity than tea and spices so started the world's first global drug cartel and moved into financing of other cartels in future.

Disgusting

You

Yeah, low level humans kill each other all the time.
Ultra bro fist team work of united white men killing 3 foot tall gooks in the thousands is an awesome story.

Our world desperately needs some common enemy, we could work together against it like in those good old times.

>tfw your country failed at colonization completely

It was pretty good banter desu, lots of ancient artifacts and artworks were stolen by the Europeans who conquered the city.

>believes Chinese dindu nuffin
>thinks everyone but whites are victims

Get out, shill

the anglos would fuck it up if we tried

Hell yeah.
Remember when we saw all that gold Spain had, so we wanted to do the save thing.
But nope, we weren't lucky. We had to settle and build civilization from the ground up because north American natives were worthless.

Good times

>tfw you conquer and colonize the planet

Sorry Ahmed, but the EU flag is your new one

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Lets do it again please.

Sup Forums should remember too if they actually watched movies

Aussie colonists had it even worse desu. The peak achievement of the natives was the construction of stick huts

China seems to regularly get BTFO when it comes to wars.

bump for American Greatness

yes!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Sino-Japanese_War

>Chinese civilian losses: 17,000,000–22,000,000 civilians dead

Japan, we're counting on you!

yepp, there are some small but good photos, too.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938_Yellow_River_flood

Chinese as well. They just love killing their farmers.

Boxers were fucking disgusting.

>Be Chinese
>kill birds
>Tens of millions starve to death and people resort to cannibalism.

>cooperating with nips
>proud
fkin lol

That's what happened. Late Qing dynasty was degenerate, but that was partially due to the Eternal Anglo pushing opium everywhere east of Kashmir.