1 - comfy its comfy potterkino

1 - comfy its comfy potterkino
2 - comfy and shows some faults in directing, ultimately underrated and overrated, still potterkino
3 - literal wandkino incoming, still underrated
4 - its okay, overrated but still potterkino, score helped a lot
5 - actually quite underrated and solid much better shot, acted directed and great sfx. shame 40 minutes was cut
6 - bookfags will hate it, kids with no social life will hate it, but its pure kino that captures the essence of the book
7 - the antithesis to part 2, slow brooding, character development, faithful to the book, emotionally tolling and a buildup to the finale, wandkino confirmed
8 - basically goblet of fire on steroids and directed by someone who has direction in mind, overrated but a good finale, ending scene should be on the bridge though

In my opinion all comfy. The best adaptations were 1 3 6 7. 2 is good too but I really think Columbus stayed too close to the book he should have spiced it up a little (ex. showing the scene from hermiones point of view when she is petrified would have been cool)

Thats great, halfblood-pleb/chinadunk, but when will you actually develop some taste? Instead of crying on /qa/ about the boards taste why do you refuse to develop it as well?

What are you even talking about nigger. I've posted on here for years about anything and everything, you fat fuck

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3.6.5.4.1.8.2.7.

reading your idiotic drivel has only cemented the fact that this was the one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the beta wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

autism

If you like yates that much you im sure youd like 7 more on a rewatch.

I know you're memeing but jesus christ this picture always bothers me. The Harry Potter books are fucking children's books. Might as well put Series of Unfortunate events or fucking Roald Dahl on there too.

>/lit/s attempt to be more obnoxious than Sup Forums

Its just sad at this point.

Book fag here, you're retarded. 6 was terrible, they turned the love triangle subplot into half the movie. 7 was terrible. 5 showed the signs of decline.

>bookfag
Yea don't care lmao. I loved the books too the movies of 5-7 are better. Books are filled to the brim with stupid shit

I still don't get the purpose of this pasta.

To be honest, I would rather read HP than a lot of shit on that list.

>that pasta
>/lit/

kys new cancer

3 6 7 are the best made films and this is objective fact.

The purpose is to bait for yous, for example Rowling wanted Terry Gilliam to direct but it was vetoed.

That has been a stale ass pasta before it ever got here.

>I would rather read HP than a lot of shit on that list
It shows in your IQ

Kys for liking pure autism

You're on Sup Forums getting upset over Harry Potter, you have an IQ of 60 and likely social disorders.

where have u been marcus?

Further proof this is an internet tourist board, they actually think its cool

we all know where you've been detective, at your computer

Did you really just fucking repeat what I said but to fit your narrative? If you want to play this game then we can, but find a better translator for your English.

Here is my top 25:
1. Dead Man's Letters (1986, Lopushansky)
2. A Man Escaped (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)
4. Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980, Fassbinder)
5. Closely Watched Trains (1966, Menzel)
6. The Great White Silence (1924, Ponting)
7. Syndromes and a Century (2006, Weerasethakul)
8. My Night at Maud's (1969, Rohmer)
9. The Color of Pomegranates (1968, Parajanov)
10. Lucky Star (1929, Borzage)
11. Markéta Lazarová (1967, Vláčil)
12. The Virgin Spring (1960, Bergman)
13. A Page of Madness (1926, Kinugasa)
14. The New Land (1972, Troell)
15. Evolution of a Filipino Family (2004, Diaz)
16. Days of Heaven (1978, Malick)
17. Distant Voices, Still Lives (1988, Davies)
18. Cold Water (1994, Assayas)
19. Bad Blood (1986, Carax)
20. Les Vampires (1915, Feuillade)
21. Viridiana (1961, Buñuel)
22. Orphée (1950, Cocteau)
23. Eden and After (1970, Robbe-Grillet)
24. The Goddess (1934, Yonggang)
25. A Short Film About Killing (1988, Kieślowski)
Rank them and give me a brief review of each one. Now tell what are yours Mr over 3000? Remember before you start crying that you wanted to do this.

Get help you have symptoms of autism
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/marcus/page/

You would be surprised what has came over from other containment boards.

/lit/ is just like Sup Forums or Sup Forums your not allowed to like anything, and they will look down on you despite what ever book you read. Don't even bring up fantasy, they spurg so fucking hard its cringy to watch.

Sup Forums was honestly ok a couple years ago, now its actually unironically full of anons spurging like tumblr teens

what??
what's wrong marcy? upset you can't even hide outside of your quarantine without being spotted(image coming up)

You have autism, I see your screengrabs and 4pleb grabs everywhere, get a life if you can

>Sup Forums was honestly ok a couple years ago

Not that great but there were a ton of threads where you could have a discussion, then that stupid avatar fag showed up and spammed threads.

What was his name again?

seriously down to the agressive waifufagging for emma, the posts being wiped, the shameless samefagging you can not deny it's not you. there are no ratfags so now yougo for manface and frog
when marcus goes back to his quarantine thread, Sup Forums or youtube then the cyber bullying of this poo in loo aussie will end

You have serious autism im not even joking, ive never been to Sup Forums

>Goblet of Fire
>Good

Plebs it's time for bed

Don't worry he's called me marcus too and I have no clue why, I hate game of thrones. His policing is actually pathetic.

yeah I bet. just like how you totally don't samefag almost constantly even though the second in shows a nice post wipe after i'm guessing you spammed cuck porn again right?

Dude you have autism. I have never spammed cuck porn or any porn I actively report all that shit, you connected me to marcus or whatever due to a picture I saved. I am not australian. I have never been to Sup Forums and I'm in fact a white male.

Goblet of fire is the worst, I think the OP has it that way in his image. He just has the guy smiling.

again see >seriously down to the agressive waifufagging for emma, the posts being wiped, the shameless samefagging you can not deny it's not you. there are no ratfags so now yougo for manface and frog
you are extremely transparent

Stop repeating yourself I told you you think Im a different user with some identity. I'm having to argue with you over shit I dont even know about. I hate anna kendrick. I always have.

strange I never said anna kendrick. you're tripping over yourself again marcy marc

Listen you have autism, I said I have no idea what I'm arguing about. You said rat face i assumed anna kendrick. I know you wont believe me but I've seen you calling other people marcus as well when I dont even post, you need to chill there is no marcus. I legit saved a photo I saw and you think im marcus.

Want me to prove my nationality make a thread i can post in

how could you possibly assume that unless you again aggressively make anti posts about her?
>Want me to prove my nationality make a thread i can post in
so you can VPN post like you usually do? why don't you take a photo of your voting ballot? you did vote for trump right?
but let me guess your phone is dead or its not with you even though you are mostly samefagging with it ;^)

Everything you've typed is a delusion. I don't have a VPN. There is no voting ballot in my possession

So tell me why you don't have autism and arent actively trying so hard not to be wrong.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is an autistic tumblr loving hipster

>enjoying films made for children

I'm 27, I read the first 4 Harry Potter books when I was around 10 years old, when I went to high school I got bored of it and the first movie kind of ruined it for me because it wasn't quite how I imagined everything and the kids in it were annoying.

Please tell me why so many people my age still jizz over this kids shit? Somebody at my work has a Harry Potter tattoo on their arm and it's just so fucking cringe.

oh yeah you're definitely not american. you get a piece of paper confirming you've voted here after you're done. I mean you could just post the part that shows american on your ID but you're marcus from aussieland so you can't

>what I dont like!!!!!!!
Literally a triggered tumblr post bravo

>oh yeah you're definitely not american. you get a piece of paper confirming you've voted here after you're done.
No you don't, maybe where you live but I have ever gotten is an I voted sticker

I'd say my favorite would be Chamber, still has the magical world feel but no longer feels awkward and badly acted like the first. Goblet and onward is just pop-corn flicks so I neither hate them nor particularly like, they're just alright. Prisoner is a weird one, I'd say I like it even less than pop-corn parts because it tried for its own Cuaron feel, but doesn't feel the slightest bit like the HP world, everyone's dressing in jeans and shit and magic usually played for "quirky" things like the dried-up head in the bus. I guess it's the favorite of pretentious hipsters that say they like Del Toro and Burton.

where is the id photo?

I hate del toro and burton and a love azkaban.

I actually relish the fact that yates directed HBP and del toro who wanted to didnt. I will stand by yates directing the scripts very good. I love the early and latter films

Oh it shows user, it shows.

Congrats you arent a director. Cuaron chose to have them wear clothes for multiple reasons. One being their acting improved. Also they wear their uniforms loads of times in 3 4 5 6 just not in the climaxes. Reminder Harry is wearing jeans and adidas on the cover of the book prisoner of azkaban. Who cares THAT much?

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>liking harry potter

do you suck dicks?

Ironic considering harry porter can get you laid and lord of the rings will not. Have you never gotten your dick sucked?

suspect as fuck marcus

Holy crap, nothing will please you.

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Why does Sup Forums like Harry Potter if its reddit as fuck

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You're fucking stupid i didnt edit anything how and why would I. I could post a blank piece of paper and it will say its been edited.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>ask someone to prove who they are
>they do twice
>still being an ass