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/hoc/ DRAFT edition III: THE DRAFTENING
>rebuilding on the fly
It hurts being a rags fan.
what the fuck did katz feed that kid???
i hope you all have a great weekend
oil gonna run another elite finnish prospects arent they
is he cell powerhouse material?
Premier pur laine dans la place...
>Katz kid is wearing 4 inch hidden lifts like RDJ
Omg so tall
Fuck off
>oilels
>hes got really good hockey sense
Isles trade incoming this draft. It'll happen
>still no trades
>mfw they pick tolvanen
>reddit memes
Who
BORED
O
R
E
D
here?
the only good part of this faggot draft is that autistic kid with his doll
Yamaha now
.
>rebuilding on the fly
Come enjoy hell with me
And Edmonton gets the meme Japanese-Hawaiian midget
I am, no big trades in this bitch
IRASSHAI YAMAMOTO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KILLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEE
LEL THEY DID IT
THE MADMAN
WE KAMIKAZE NOW
Well, the samurai is drafted by the oil. Now will he be a good pick?
T'es pas la bienvenue Simon
Also >falling for the japanese manlet meme
JAP'D
>manlets
Fuck this franchise
Well that escalated quickly
THE LAST SAMURAI
Lol what a shit pick
What hockey team is this?
>ragsdressingroom.webm
WHY DOES THIS RETARDED SHITTER TEAM ALWAYS DRAFT THE GOOD MEME PLAYERS WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEE
>the Oilers draft asian Mitch Marner
Just give them the cup already.
SHORTEST AND LIGHTEST PROSPECT WE CAN REMEMBER
5'7'', 146lbs...fuckin manlet...
...
that mom tho
Holy fuck the fat afro kid is huge now
>5'9
wew
How do the rags win so many games every season with such a shit roster and a shit goalie?
Why did they have to darken the blue it looks super ugly now
>Spokane has great players
>Brings up Tyler Johnston
Huh?
Desharnais and now Yamatanohekabanzai? Fucking hell edmonton
RUDY RUDY RUDY
>T'es pas la bienvenue Simon
Tu es qui, le bouncer du thread, salope?
>5'7 146lbs
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAH
God Yamamoto's dad looks like such a betacuck
LITERAL NINJA YAMAMOTO
DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY
The 12 year old girl has got an inch on him
BIG MINNESOTA COCK
>top scorers under 6ft
>three of them are 5'11"
kek
>The new Oilers jersey
Should've kept the shade of blue from last year desu :/
RICED
>tell us about your size
>tell us about your size
>SHORTEST FIRST ROUND PICK EVER
>5 FEET SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES
>OILELS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
THIS JUST IN: EDMONTON DRAFTS 14 YEAR OLD BOY
What meme player is our 29-year old GM gonna select today?
This man is going to be a speedy kid, but is done if he gets hit by clutterbuck or Martin
>tfw no longer the shortest bitch in the province
you mean 5'9 160lbs
Don't get me started
>146lbs
He's literally boipussi tier
>Joe Sakic tells @BSNAvalanche: Offers for Matt Duchene not to team's liking. Says he MAY stay with team after all
worst draft confirmed
10$ he gets injured within his first 10 games
>you're the lightest and the smallest player ever drafted in the history of the nhl
uh I don't think that's right lady
Can the isles trade soon?
Reminder that Theo Fleury was 5 '6"
Si tu viens sur Sup Forums, parle anglais sacrament
J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici
you know they pad the official figures right?
Eating fucking m&ms off the ice. He's a manlet and an autist
i want to push kathryn tappen down a flight of stairs then eat out her ass and pussy and fuck her feet too. kailer yamamoto is a meme of a player. why is no one taking big beef boy klim kostin hes going to play in nhl this coming season and score goals
no, it's over
I hope he does
>dude let's draft manlets when we got BTFO by Anaheim because they pushed us around
And did coke and got sexually abused in his boipussy
Reminder that Brian Gionta was 5'7"
clutterbuck is a fag and kassian would ragdoll him, martin is too shit
The Oilers are a bunch of fucking cavemen these days, they can afford to have a midget now.
Duchenne to yotes
>Be 25
>Sticking to being a GM in EHM and NHL17
Sucks desu
Sakic plays it too safe desu, Duchene will be so demotivated for next season
Trade him now when you can get a lot in return for him
If they play the leafs or isles, it happens
Do Oilers rank their prospects for memeworthiness?
There goes the neighborhood.
>Thanking the city of shitcongo and their """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""
>Thanking their nonexistent fans in Arizona
Solid pick right there boys
BLACKED
you know your a cocksucking faggot right?
>drafting a haitian
>Si tu viens sur Sup Forums, parle anglais sacrament
>J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici
Tu ne tiens pas sur Sup Forums souvent apparament, mon cabochon...c'est ma signature...
PS:classique cocu qui défend l'anglais.
>remember this one exception to the norm?
Chara is 6'9" and had no offense in junior, better draft every giant retard that can't score
>Arizona picks a nigger
AYO WE WUZ YOTES N SHIEETTTTT
he basically gave up after the trade deadline when he wasn't traded then, might not even report to camp
We BLACKED now
NIGGER
Does he have two moms?
BLACKED
It shouldn't be, but it's done. Garth isn't getting shit done today, but it's fine
Arizona drafting a black, however, should be fun to watch the mess ensue.
Is there any other way to rank a prospect?