/hoc/ DRAFT edition III: THE DRAFTENING

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>rebuilding on the fly

It hurts being a rags fan.

what the fuck did katz feed that kid???

i hope you all have a great weekend

oil gonna run another elite finnish prospects arent they

is he cell powerhouse material?

Premier pur laine dans la place...

>Katz kid is wearing 4 inch hidden lifts like RDJ

Omg so tall

Fuck off

>oilels

>hes got really good hockey sense

Isles trade incoming this draft. It'll happen

>still no trades

>mfw they pick tolvanen

>reddit memes

Who

BORED
O
R
E
D

here?

the only good part of this faggot draft is that autistic kid with his doll

Yamaha now

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>rebuilding on the fly

Come enjoy hell with me

And Edmonton gets the meme Japanese-Hawaiian midget

I am, no big trades in this bitch

IRASSHAI YAMAMOTO

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KILLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEE

LEL THEY DID IT

THE MADMAN

WE KAMIKAZE NOW

Well, the samurai is drafted by the oil. Now will he be a good pick?

T'es pas la bienvenue Simon

Also >falling for the japanese manlet meme

JAP'D

>manlets

Fuck this franchise

Well that escalated quickly

THE LAST SAMURAI

Lol what a shit pick

What hockey team is this?

>ragsdressingroom.webm

WHY DOES THIS RETARDED SHITTER TEAM ALWAYS DRAFT THE GOOD MEME PLAYERS WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEE

>the Oilers draft asian Mitch Marner

Just give them the cup already.

SHORTEST AND LIGHTEST PROSPECT WE CAN REMEMBER

5'7'', 146lbs...fuckin manlet...

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that mom tho

Holy fuck the fat afro kid is huge now

>5'9
wew

How do the rags win so many games every season with such a shit roster and a shit goalie?

Why did they have to darken the blue it looks super ugly now

>Spokane has great players
>Brings up Tyler Johnston

Huh?

Desharnais and now Yamatanohekabanzai? Fucking hell edmonton

RUDY RUDY RUDY

>T'es pas la bienvenue Simon

Tu es qui, le bouncer du thread, salope?

>5'7 146lbs

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAAH

God Yamamoto's dad looks like such a betacuck

LITERAL NINJA YAMAMOTO

DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY
DYNASTY

The 12 year old girl has got an inch on him

BIG MINNESOTA COCK

>top scorers under 6ft
>three of them are 5'11"
kek

>The new Oilers jersey
Should've kept the shade of blue from last year desu :/

RICED

>tell us about your size

>tell us about your size

>SHORTEST FIRST ROUND PICK EVER
>5 FEET SEVEN AND A HALF INCHES
>OILELS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

THIS JUST IN: EDMONTON DRAFTS 14 YEAR OLD BOY

What meme player is our 29-year old GM gonna select today?

This man is going to be a speedy kid, but is done if he gets hit by clutterbuck or Martin

>tfw no longer the shortest bitch in the province

you mean 5'9 160lbs

Don't get me started

>146lbs
He's literally boipussi tier

>Joe Sakic tells @BSNAvalanche: Offers for Matt Duchene not to team's liking. Says he MAY stay with team after all

worst draft confirmed

10$ he gets injured within his first 10 games

>you're the lightest and the smallest player ever drafted in the history of the nhl

uh I don't think that's right lady

Can the isles trade soon?

Reminder that Theo Fleury was 5 '6"

Si tu viens sur Sup Forums, parle anglais sacrament

J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici

you know they pad the official figures right?

Eating fucking m&ms off the ice. He's a manlet and an autist

i want to push kathryn tappen down a flight of stairs then eat out her ass and pussy and fuck her feet too. kailer yamamoto is a meme of a player. why is no one taking big beef boy klim kostin hes going to play in nhl this coming season and score goals

no, it's over

I hope he does

>dude let's draft manlets when we got BTFO by Anaheim because they pushed us around

And did coke and got sexually abused in his boipussy

Reminder that Brian Gionta was 5'7"

clutterbuck is a fag and kassian would ragdoll him, martin is too shit

The Oilers are a bunch of fucking cavemen these days, they can afford to have a midget now.

Duchenne to yotes

>Be 25
>Sticking to being a GM in EHM and NHL17
Sucks desu
Sakic plays it too safe desu, Duchene will be so demotivated for next season
Trade him now when you can get a lot in return for him

If they play the leafs or isles, it happens

Do Oilers rank their prospects for memeworthiness?

There goes the neighborhood.

>Thanking the city of shitcongo and their """""""""""""fans"""""""""""""""""""
>Thanking their nonexistent fans in Arizona

Solid pick right there boys

BLACKED

you know your a cocksucking faggot right?

>drafting a haitian

>Si tu viens sur Sup Forums, parle anglais sacrament
>J'ai au moins la politesse de te répondre en Français, aie la décence de parler en Anglais ici

Tu ne tiens pas sur Sup Forums souvent apparament, mon cabochon...c'est ma signature...

PS:classique cocu qui défend l'anglais.

>remember this one exception to the norm?

Chara is 6'9" and had no offense in junior, better draft every giant retard that can't score

>Arizona picks a nigger
AYO WE WUZ YOTES N SHIEETTTTT

he basically gave up after the trade deadline when he wasn't traded then, might not even report to camp

We BLACKED now

NIGGER

Does he have two moms?

BLACKED

It shouldn't be, but it's done. Garth isn't getting shit done today, but it's fine

Arizona drafting a black, however, should be fun to watch the mess ensue.

Is there any other way to rank a prospect?