>watching movie with older sister
>know a graphic sex scene is coming up
>excuse myself to go the bathroom so it's over by the time I come back
>she pauses the movie while I'm in the bathroom
Fuck. How do you avoid these awkward scenarios, Sup Forums? It's either silently sit there while sex noises boom through the living room or make awkward small talk to distract from the elephant in the room
stroke her inner thigh when scene comes
engage in sexual intercourse with her to distract her from the movie
Bareback anal
Just casually say something like, "oh I've been there! Am I right?" and then wink at her.
these work. or proceed to the cunnilingus. trust me
Kill her and sell her organs to buy a plane ticket to panama and change your name to Pablo Suarez
The best thing to do is to bite your lip.
Try to take the pressure of the situation by making jokes like "looks like the train is going to enter the tunnel"
autism
>>not watching porn with yer sis
lolz. Trump President Now!
cringe
Just watch it, don't say anything it will just make it worse. Who talks during movies anyway.
Don't listen to him.
Listen to this guy. Make really awkward comments about it like the fucking virgin you are.
For fucks sake, poor sister. She just wants to bond with her brother and all he can do is think about sex. Get a fucking clue.
Turn and stare into her eyes the entire time. Say nothing.
chill the fuck out
I can watch pretty much anything with my sister short of actual porn. Try starting some banter and pointing out how silly it is, like most movie sex scenes tend to be. That should diffuse any awkwardness
But if you must avoid it altogether, be smart next time and say "keep it going" before heading to the bathroom
Just pound that poontang m8. You just know she wants it.
Meh, you're not watching the sex scene from Adele, it's usually a minute-long "classy" shots of backs or cleavage.
why do you have to comment at all, you fucking autist
just watch the movie like it's nothing special, because it isn't
dad jokes are the way to go
Holy fuck, where can I find people like you
wait, hol up, did you make this thread in the bathroom