/heem/ - Sage edition

Upcoming events:

June 23: LFA 14 - Colbey Northcutt vs. Courtney King
July 25: UFC 214 - Sage Northcutt vs. John Makdessi

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Sagebedded:
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is man hugging eachother an sport

previous thread:

It's not a real sport.

Sincerely,
/MLB/

*GADOOOSH*

>I start a new thread before 500

Could she be champ

Not cool my man, promoting violance against babies isn't part of the deal.

Looks a tad like pro WMMA fighter, Rachel Ostovich.

Gonna go get something to eat. Don't miss me while I'm gone ;)

when showboating goes wrong

>australian women..

Lanklets, when will they learn?

Did that poor guy have a stroke? Why's he grimacing so hard?

>that rock in his arm
Sage keeps looking more and more like a DBZ character

banging hips

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His name is Brendan Schaub. He did not have a stroke, he is just a silly person.

He doesn't take himself very seriously and he is very down to earth.

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Really? Because he smiles like he's got some kind of brain damage.

Is Burlap Sack a good fighter?

Australia, you are the worst, hopefully I will one day meet you and beat the living shit out of you.

My knuckles are throbbing just thinking about landing that sweet spot on the temple that makes bitchboys like yourself pass out.

He was, but then when UFC got the reebock-deal he wasn't gonna get paid as much so he decided to retire.

At what point did this meme take a white supremacist turn?

Sweden I hope you start training now I'm coming for that ass

shut up you black piece of shit

GUYS

she needs a good dicking

I've been training throughout my whole life.

I've been fighting since my existance, not only fighting with people, but for my place in this universe.

I've gotten beat up and I've given away some beatings, it's a way of life.

My genes are 100% pure, my ancestry can be traced back to 1400's. I am not a mixed dog like yourself.

G-GUYS

HOL UP

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If you're bored these are worth a watch, not many people know they exist youtube.com/user/MuscleMealsDirect/search?query=robert

episode 1 is private for some reason youtube.com/watch?v=KYu0DGpf5Y4&feature=youtu.be

now what if, hypothetically, you were high on cocaine and you were doing Karyn Bryant from behind and she starting to defecate on the shaft of your penis? Would that be cool?

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You watch mandrama.

I`m no Schaub cunt but I would bet my bottom dollars to donuts that he calls out Roy Nelson on the Bellator preshow tomorrow. Big Country has been meandering around NYC for fight week and showed up at the weigh ins. He`s dropped some weight but still didn`t drop that bear but why have him hanging around, but not his opponent (because he doesn`t have one) but why else hire Schaub to do a half run down of the card on the preshow? Unless they are going to call each other out.

Like I said I'm no S***** supporter but why sig Brendan to a contract for a half hour pre show without the intent to sign him yo fight. You know.

Also flat earth theory is FALSE, but hollow earth theory is TRUE. And BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in nearly 7 years he is DUE

>there is 1 australian
>what is unique ip count

twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265

You got exposed bro. You let it slip.

I like the way you think

>working the marks
am i meant to know what that means? sounds gay

>why sig Brendan to a contract for a half hour pre show
Because he's a great analyst and proven himself to be professional. He is great at hyping fights and talking up fighters to look good.

do you clean toilets at city hall on weekends too or just weekdays?

nice new proxy you got there, pedo

>when he says he shitposts on /heem/

I don't clean toilets. I'm not the janitor.
What are you even talking about?

>1-2 guys who post relevant webms

We did it boys

for sure

He does it for free

I heard Schaub was just recently admitted to hospital with complications due to sickle cell disease

That supposed to be a joke? Prodigy just died that way. Not cool Canada.

So has anyone here ever trained MMA?

/heem/ is the only respectable place to be in Sup Forums, the rest is filled with homos that watch anime.

not sure what the cocaine is doing in this scenario. besides making you ignore what just happened.

Pure Muzzie.

/heem/ loves manga though

How does Jake have 71 inch reach, his arms are so long

Post an example of his great analysis.

Just listen to any of his podcasts that were taped right before an event. Not going to cherrypick something for you.

They signed him because all that Coker knows how to do is hire UFC rejects.

For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy with podcasts my man, he'd never see these jabs coming my guy.

You see, us MMA fighters have a different stance *spreads legs* id be hitting him from angles he never knew existed, 100%

As an artist, homeboy will think he's in geologometry class, wishin he stayed in his lane my man, for sure.

Jabs all night, my guy, id bet 100,000 sneakers on it, easy

So Colbey fights just like Sage, just worse.

Yoel Romero wants HOW much??
>I know a guy

The current UFC roster is crawling with fighters that StrikeForce built from the ground up. Bellator's been painted into a corner because the budget is tight but Coker knows what he's doing.

Alright it's pissing rain out, harder then when Schaub pisses himself after he gets knocked out. Took a shot, smoking a bowl. Name a number of this list.

Women can do everything men do, but worse.

31

40

Watch fedor get destroyed

especially take the D

Coker hasn't made a dime off anything but freak show fights in years, and he's not doing anything new tonight.

how old were you when your dad stopped taking baths with you?

Do you know where I can watch it?

Nice job moving the goalposts. But while there are definitely some old names on the card they've got Larkin lining himself up for a fight with Rory. I'd say that poaching top fighters from the UFC is a pretty new step in the right direction.

When the British pussy realizes that the fight with GSP will not be given to her, then yoel will deal with him. But there is still a fight with Wittaker for the time zone. I am confident in the Cuban cruiser 100% to win.
Destroys, witters the witcher as a bag with shit. Like a rag. Like a doll.

>wearing BLACKED glasses and being blonde

>blacked glasses

they're living rent free in ur head bro. defriend me on myspace right now

the finish
twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265

pretty sad stoppage

29

That might be the softest stoppage I've ever seen

youtu.be/u-D-ldWtB_s
Ufc doesn't delete their videos just unlists them

>twitter.com/Jolassanda/status/878429642239115265
it's like Max vs Jose all over again

well i am about to watch fight #40 henderson vs fedor so i don't know who won but look at this poll

Did Sage lose the fight? I can't tell the difference between those white girls.

Damn white people, you need to all stop looking the same! lmfao!

>i don't know who won
hello casual

>Will Fighter X retire?
Always vote no. Always.

Yes

There's no way fedor keeps going off he gets heemed

>31, 40, 29

VERY spicy, including a couple to get me hyped for Bellator. Good shit.

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kek

Kek

Kekator

I'm confused, when is bellator

Saturday night

> →
Sonnen
The Last Emperor F
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis

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→
Silva
Emelianenko
Larkin
Chandler
Pico
Davis

MOAR

lol

>Tfw me and Canada always get along

youtube.com/watch?v=4ksqORh0XlA