If you had a time machine

where in the past would you go and what would you try to change?
besides helping hitler win the war

I would go back to the grand opening of the first McDonalds and eat a day 1 McDonalds burger.

I'd kill Hitler.
>No WW2
>No end of Imperialism
>No white guilt

Identify Jack the Ripper and become praised detective

Kill Stalin.

I would save Jesus so we would all be damned eternally

I'd go back in time and tell Moses to turn right

>No end of Imperialism
>No white guilt

i doubt that

I'd go back and try to save Flight 93 on 9/11.

I'm pretty sure they were the only ones to fight back and saved innocent lives by sacrificing themselves. True martyrs for their country, we need more of them today.

I'd kill the guy who made the time machine for me

Kill Abe Lincoln earlier, help the south win the war.

trotsky would be even worse

I would Fuck all the hairy Neanderthal chicks and totally destroy humanity with my spergy shit genetics

I'd go to Sweden in the 1950s or early 60s and not change a damn thing.

teabag muhammad

kill marx

I would stop the Jews from calling in America in WW1.

kill Cromwell's son

Did they ever find out where it was headed?

i would save the zar family and stop the kikes from taking over russia, and ruining half the fucking planet

if thats not possible then id tell churchill that operation unthinkable is necessary

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I would nuke Pangea

Make sure Oswald Mosely won in 1937.

Thus helping Hitler AND England.
The whole West actually.

Help out Sviatoslav, or Ivan IV Vasilyevich , or the sacking of Arkona by the Danes.

Not to be ruin your fun but how would you go about influencing the world your "dialect" would sound foreign you have no idea how to use the tech no politcal power no identity or proof of citizenship. At most you'll sound like some crackpot oil salesman's or starve on the streets

I'd kill the first jew

would ask Napoléon to kill every german living, including marx
>no marxism
>no communism
>no socialism
>no franco prussian war
>no WWI
>no WWII
>no end of imperialism

Assuming you actually got a hold of a time machine one would assume you would prepare for what ever time period you planned to go back to. Bring history books, bring current tech and what ever else. It would be foolish to just go back to some time period with no prep what so ever.

Kill Abraham.

>No Judiasm
>No Islam
>No Christianity

First, I'd tell kaiser Willy not to ruin Germany, and use economic interdependence as a tool to achieve their means while avoiding antagonizing Britain.

Then I'd tell the Japanese to use diplomacy and cultural imperialism rather than outright conquest to achieve their co-prosperity sphere.

I'd also advice the Russians on gradually modernizing their country with outside help, avoiding the revolution at all costs. If that fails, I would work to create a European anti-marxist coalition and cut them down to size.

It's entirely possible to come back with insider information that you can use to convince key people of your legitimacy, not to mention showing advanced technology like laptops.

1977, Southern Africa

Help the Rhodesians win the Bush War, then help the South Africans in Namibia.

What a time it was.

I would probably tell Boleslav I the Brave to not rape Kiev and Prague (too much). United Poland from Dnieper to Elbe, practically homogeneous, with strong dynasty...

Or I'd just kill Cromwell. God, how I fucking hate evrything that he done, this jewish puppet, this enemy of Church, this XVII century Soros, this destroyer of Britan...

South Africa, make sure the Apartheid never ended.

Imagine, a bastion of white society in an exotic environment.

They wouldve still blown up the buildings tho

Make sure to drop a few more quarters in the desert, obviously 40 years wasnt enough to kill them fuckers off

lol, yeah because the direction the west was heading in wasn't gonna be this jewish mess right?

Hitler should have just kept letting the wiemar republic be a jewish manifest over the German people right?

I'd do my best to somehow prevent slavery in the united states. That way we wouldn't have a bunch of "leftovers".

Nah, want you want to do is kill Abes assasin, and Abe was planning on deporting all the black back to Africa.

The south were breeding blacks like cattle.