My conscription starts tomorrow

My conscription starts tomorrow
Just kill me

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isnt it just 1yr of training tho
not like youre gonna have to murder anyone is it?

Desert.

You said the same thing yesterday

yes, they steal one year of my misarable life

can you just renounce your citizenship

Why does Finland conscript?

conscription
are you guys really that scared of the russians or are you fighting a secret meme war against belarus?

>tfw 21 months tour of duty

prepare your anus OP t.2/12

>right next to Russia
Gee, I wonder.

aamuja
t.2/13

that was me

Remember to shave your balls for the spoon test ::D:DDD

At least you weren't born in Israel or South Korea.

Soldat stark, du man. Bra pekka!

Give me ultra succ, I need it now!

Panasonic YEAAAH

Where will you serve? Do you know yet? I had a great time serving for the Norwegian navy.

...

Upinniemi, it also has navy and that is where I try to serve

No

Yes, Russians have been attacking us for hundreds of years

Good luck then. I saw Polar bears and drunk people on Svalbard during my service, and we plowed through solid ice and we even went down to walk on the polar ice. Will you have any polar bears down there? Maybe you'll see Putin on his way to Sweden?

Be tough, beat up your commanding officer first day itself to show everyone who's da boss. You will be fine then, op

What happens if you just go AWOL from conscription? I'm curious.

Don't be such a little pussy. Conscription is good for you. The camaraderie, discipline, occasional hardship, working as part of a group towards a greater goal and learning to just fucking deal with it is healthy for the development of a young man. Also, it is fun when things go boom.

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

No, my barrack is in the very southand doesn't have polarbears. However, Russian submarines are spotted sometimes in the gulf of Finland.

But im manlet

Military police will get you and take to jail

>But im manlet
Pfft, fight dirty then. Use Jewish tactics, aim for his balls

Here we can tell them we are pacifists.

It isnt as bad a you think it is.

You are going to have fun stop being a bitch

pacifists serve as well but they arent issued a service rifle. also pacifists always serve 1 year.

Same. I plan to be there one week at max by faking depression.

your service will be postponed for few months tops lel have fun going back

Here in Norway you are simply allowed to go home with no service. It's a damn shame, we need to start focusing on our military again.

if you refuse to serve altogether for religious reasons you can go to jail here though if that counts?

Mate, you don't seem to understand how conscription works. The conscripts show up as 18-19 year old kids, most of them looking like twigs. Their commanding officers are musclebound professional soldiers in the prime of their lives.

Mene vaan aseistakieltäytyjäksi niin selviät koko velvollisuudesta 6kk mittaisella seurantapannan käyttämisellä.

Our commanding officer was an ex-MJK soldier. He was the most badass person I ever met.

When we had the draft you could object but then you'd end up doing shit like groundskeeping at a military base.

Why are finns complaining about conscription?
You guys have fun and get paid for doing it.

>I didnt't want op to get his pussyass beaten the fuck up

4e a day lol it's literally slavery

1)It's not fun 2)Your servicemates make it exponentially worse 3)You don't get paid.

>shit like groundskeeping at a military base
By doing sivil service you are supporting the war, and as a pacifist you object to any involvement. This is why you are allowed to go home here in Norway. It's kinda sad. Luckily not many people actually use the pacifist excuse.

Well fuck, I don't know what to say. Some finns say its good and you guys say it's bad.

>fun
oh fuck you
and getting paid 5.10eur each day is pretty much nothing

aaaamujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'd rather watch anime and stuff like that.

>ywn be the bitchboy in your barracks and rub everyone's smelly feet after a long day

>swede

I sincerely wish my country had that and I could be forced into it.

kek.

Go find a recruiter then. You even get paid a decent salary

Cпacибo poccия

Forced into it. while I don't have to I won't. But there's something about the burden of decision being lifted that I like.

conscripts make almost as little as janitors here

That is right, I am a Swede, so listen carefully when your betters give you advice.

>But there's something about the burden of decision being lifted that I like.
Millennials in a nutshell, everyone

be a man

No, conscription is not slavery and taxation is not theft. You're just being a little whiny bitch who doesn't want to do his part.

Once you're in you'll find out what being relieved of the "burden" of being allowed to make any choices is like

You want to just blindly follow orders?

nah i already did t. 2500e for 1 year is laughable

What does it take to be a Finnish fighter pilot?

lmao janitors make like 8e/hour and conscripts get paid 5e/day

>Military police will get you and take to jail

What a load of bullshit

>finnish army
Aren't you just drinking ES and memenng there 24/7?

What in-kind pay do conscripts get besides food and housing in Funland?

yes during the second half of the service if you serve 1 year. first half you're pretty much dogshit free to be pushed around by virtually anyone in the brigade

EXACTLY. That's precisely what I'm saying. I'm immature and I have no experience in anything.

Actually when i was in the army in 2012, one guy drank only energy drinks during a 5 day exercise. It was during winter and we were skiing pretty much around the clock and hauling sleds. And because of the energy drinks the idiot eventually passed out due to bad dehydration and to be taken to hospital :DDD

I am done with. Kek enjoy your time in army


t. was a soldier who served 21 months.

>21 months
but you learn everything needed in less than 6 unless you're a fighter pilot or some shit, what did you do the rest of the time?

If it's anything like in Sweden, and it usually is, the conscripts get train (or airplane if the distance is great) tickets home if they have weekend leave.

>Lost weight and began to exercise regularly so I could be conscripted
>I have a lot of trouble doing the most basic things because I'm dumb
>Really bums me out that I'm not good at anything
>Dormmates were generally nice and helpful, but they weren't very inclusive towards me
>Lost a lot of respect for them because they would talk behind one guy's back even after he left the army
>Feel very lonely and spend most of my free time talking to family and internet friends
>Every day it's like there is an enormous weight on my chest that won't go away
>Feel depressed
>Nurses and doctors are generally unhelpful
>Despite feeling like absolute garbage I believe I can pull through 6 months
>No
>Forced into 1 year of service
>Feel even worse
>No progress with the doctor
>New dorm and new dormmates come
>I want some sort of conclusion to my problems
>Doctor pushes my service back by a year and I go home
>All the improvements I made to my life gradually degrade away
>Regain over 10 kg
>Too afraid to go outside anymore
I just wish I had the guts to kill myself. I'm weak and pathetic. Might as well conclude my life before it gets any worse.

You need friends man. Is there no place where people can just meet up for talks and shit?

I can be your friend.

Do you think it is a good thing? Most of the Korea army is boring.. It's the main reason why the army is a shit.. I did the rest time watching tv and internet surfing and some useless thing...

mfv when c-babers

*hugs you*

Sorry lad, best I can do.

Don't bully him

so C-babers?
Why is it so hard I got them too.

fucking cuck

the absolute state of finnish ""men"". where is sisu? next time take your rifle and shoot someone.

couldnt you just say you have some disability to avoid it?
like scoliosis or color blindness ?

thats what i would do

you can, but social pressure and muh manliness forces people to do it anyway

it's not for conscripts obviously. Several year contract that if you break it you'll pay a hefty compensation.

Nice generalization there Sven

>social pressure and muh manliness
fuck i didnt know that existed in Finland.
i have scoliosis, thats exactly how i would avoid it. it really doesnt interfer in my life, i can do everything and it doesnt affect me

I am sorry for my kinsman, he is usually silent and enjoying to get cucked but today he thinks about viking times after watching american series on tv.

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What do you learn during your time there? Are you only trained as infantry or can you train to be an engineer or something else?

Some of the especially delicate and whiny little bitches do, but the rest of society frowns upon such pussy behaviour.

You are forgiven. I do not wish to generalize swedes because of one asinine posters behaviour.

Thank you, not all of us are bad. Most of us love you guys and care for you. But then we have those who are retarded and bringing down our nation...

kek

wish he was being serious about it

Shame on those who sully the reputation of proper swedish gentlemen by their foolish behaviour.

>tfw sweden will be dead by these people in 10 years

If you just outright avoid for the sake of avoiding it?

Jail.

Of course it's really easy to plead being retarded or incabable, as i'm sure you are if you go through that route, atleast on some level.