/rug/ - New Zealand vs British and Irish Lions Test 1 cont

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NEW ZEALAND
15. Ben Smith
14. Israel Dagg
13. Ryan Crotty
12. Sonny Bill Williams
11. Rieko Ioane
10. Beauden Barrett
9. Aaron Smith
1. Joe Moody
2. Codie Taylor
3. Owen Franks
4. Brodie Retallick
5. Samuel Whitelock
6. Jerome Kaino
7. Sam Cane
8. Kieran Read (c)

Replacements:
16. Nathan Harris
17. Wyatt Crockett
18. Charlie Faumuina
19. Scott Barrett
20. Ardie Savea
21. TJ Perenara
22. Lima Sopoaga/Aaron Cruden
23. Anton Lienert-Brown

LIONS
15. Liam Williams
14. Anthony Watson
13. Jonathan Davies
12. Ben Te’o
11. Elliot Daly
10. Owen Farrell
9. Conor Murray
1. Mako Vunipola
2. Jamie George
3. Tadhg Furlong
4. Alun Wyn Jones
5. George Kruis
6. Peter O’Mahony (c)
7. Sean O’Brien
8. Taulupe Faletau

Replacements:
16. Ken Owens
17. Jack McGrath
18. Kyle Sinckler
19. Maro Itoje
20. Sam Warburton
21. Rhys Webb
22. Johnny Sexton
23. Leigh Halfpenny

Also there are some other countries playing I think

Lions refball is painful

How did Scotland lose to the coconuts?

Scotland

*dabs in glorious British and Irish*

*dabs quickly*

*dabs up the middle*

*dabs in second world*

*slow, deliberate dab to assert dominance*

*dabs in support of NZ*

Cane out.
Cruden out.

hahahaha
>it's true
HAHAHAHAHA
>our year

*dabs furiously multiple times*

*dabs you back into the colonial period*

>get behind the mark
>immediately walk over it again
>No penalty
Punishing refball

Offside yet again.

>beats aussie
>loses to fiji
What did he mean by this

Usually we blow teams out at 60 minutes, but with these injuries and the Lions bench...

Maybe all their best players are away with the Lions

Fucking Peyper refball

*dabs poetically*

How long until gatland bring warbs and 1/2p on?

>lions
>entire team walks offside before the ball leaves the ruck

*dabs in respect of le avo man*

when did rugby become such a pussy sport

every single line-out or scrum they go for a fifteen minute water break with cakes, lots of valid tackles not allowed. can you imagine if footballers squandered the amount of time they did?

i fuck dudes and this is getting too homo for me

>these injuries

They're getting the excuses in lads, >we've got them on the ropes!

*dabs seethingly*

because Rugby hurts lad

tu madre tiene un pene :)

>i fuck dudes

>i fuck dudes
ngl
but seems a wee bit gay
2bh

>American sponsor constantly pushing the gay agenda in one of the few real Mens Sports of the world

I wish Russia or China would do all of humanity a favour and nuke that jew ridden cultural marxist pushing cancer off the planet already

*wipes face*

This nigga never played in the front pack.

you know what hurts? fucking a dude using spit as lube. the constriction on the dick hurts at first but you dig it in for the good of everyone

no bloody fortitude these poofs

>le pretend captain man on

The problem is they had to make it safer because
1) players would sue the shit out of the rugby unions after injuries
2) mums won't let their kids play

>i fuck dudes

>front pack

*cups your balls*

haha just banter mate

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>Being this easily triggered

i don't know what makes you say that... seems like u might be projecting lad!!!
five years ago they didn't need this much babying. i blame sjws

*DABS*

Yanks OUT

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WELCOME TO THE GAME REIKGOD

is this sport better or worse than league?

Oh lol that's embarrassing.

Probably gonna get trolled but is say they were probably mentally switched off. Defeating Australia probably felt like the "climax" and there are videos of then ducking around in Fiji so they probably didn't take then seriously enough.

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I play at the second highest division in my nation, can you say the same, teabag?

...

it's up there

>dat scrum
I havent seen a demo job that big since 9/11

>It's a northern hemisphere team expects them to simply play for the penalty episode

>blues beat the lions again

The fuck just happened?
Actually I know exactly what it was, we're so used to penalties being kicked in those situations, everyone switched off

*gets down on it*

Fiji for Bledisloe when?

...

England>>>>>>>>the Lions

Cruden's pass wew lads

MOTHERFUCKING TRY OUT OF NOWHERE

too true lad

Should be considered given their huge upset victory over an elite side's B team

Too many fuckin' Welshmen on the squad.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEKO

My local high school 2nd XV could beat your team you total shitter

>RIEKO IOANE

lions rattled lads

gag on my dick while you throat it faggot, it'll be good for you to lose some of that anime-induced smegma from your micro

Is there some kind of psychic link between Read and Smith?

There's no way he could've seen where Smith was from his position

>qantas sponsoring the lions tour

just how cucked is air new zealand

Kruis has been fucking garbage, and people gave AWJ shit for starting ahead of Itoje?

They're lovers.

>mcgrath handling

not like sponsoring the wallabies will get them anywhere or say much about them

>rikku ioane

Floodgates?

Yea floodgates lads

not yet lad

60 minutes?

What the fuck is this? Piss off seppo fuckwit.

not like AWJ was much better lad
>justice for joe

Poor game from him but he's still the best lock in the NH.

>Last game of the season
>Humidity
>One eye on their holidays
>Australia being their 'final'
>8 first team players out

Probably a combination of all of the above. If it was a World Cup match I'd back Scotland to win comfortably.

>another shit kick

YEAH YEAH YEAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

*dabs*

YEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH YEAH YEEEAAAH

Very bad game.

lel
Launch would like a word lad desu

Dude, this game ins reserved by cucks who still have a queen thousands of miles away.

*dabs in support*

sounds like you have very bad taste in games.

*dabs you out of the thread*

Lions won't play better than this all series. Don't win today, we're done.

>complaining on humidity
>implying there isn't humidity in N. England
>implying majority of fijian team plays in Europe following NH season calendar

I get the feeling your age should prevent you from posting here

Suicide watch hotline for Lions fans just came up.

we 60th minute now