>walking alone in the woods at night
>come across this
wat do
Walking alone in the woods at night
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Oh i'm sorry..
RONNIE ROCKET WHEN?
offer him some pie
Ask him if he has connected to the moon yet.
Ask him where i can buy some mushrooms
Explain Mulholland Drive. Now.
Sup dude I loved a History of violence. Great movie.
I've been looking for you.
hes been pretty sure for a while now
"Hey dude, I've watched all your films on my iPhone. They were pretty boring and weird."
Trying really hard not to kill a nigga right now
ask if he needs help hiding the body
ask him what he did with that poor woman's panties.
They were still warm.
Tell him I've watched all of his films on a 6-inch display mobile phone and await his reaction.
I can give you the contact info a a good tailor good sir. He is great with pants.
pee outside with him
maybe cross streams
Ask him to help me bury my totally empty carpet
Tell him I think out meeting is fate and hand him my favorite script. Hope he's whacked out on drugs enough to buy it.
Ask him why he bothers doing that stupid shit with his hair
Plebs need not apply
Get out
Shake him violently and shout at the top of my lungs:
WHY WON'T YOU TALK ABOUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE?!!!!!
Ask him what he intended by the plot of eraserhead and watch him squirm and evade
Ask him to make me some quinoa and to tell a tale while it cooks
I mean really it's kind of embarrassing to be 75 yrs old and still doing hipster shit with ur hair
>We'll never get a Late Nights with David Lynch show.
ari ya moddy cunt?
Only if you just started. You get a free pass if you were doing it since before hipsters properly existed. A proto-hipster, if you will.
Why is your hairline so fucking perfect?
...
why? it looks based as fuck
I can't imagine Lynch with any other style
Sorry for what?
smell his cock
Grin psychotically and advance toward him in an expressive, overly theatrical manner while never breaking eye contact.
>t. Jealous balding 20 year old.