Walking alone in the woods at night

>walking alone in the woods at night
>come across this
wat do

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Oh i'm sorry..

RONNIE ROCKET WHEN?

offer him some pie

Ask him if he has connected to the moon yet.

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Ask him where i can buy some mushrooms

Explain Mulholland Drive. Now.

Sup dude I loved a History of violence. Great movie.

I've been looking for you.

hes been pretty sure for a while now

"Hey dude, I've watched all your films on my iPhone. They were pretty boring and weird."

Trying really hard not to kill a nigga right now

ask if he needs help hiding the body

ask him what he did with that poor woman's panties.

They were still warm.

Tell him I've watched all of his films on a 6-inch display mobile phone and await his reaction.

I can give you the contact info a a good tailor good sir. He is great with pants.

pee outside with him
maybe cross streams

Ask him to help me bury my totally empty carpet

Tell him I think out meeting is fate and hand him my favorite script. Hope he's whacked out on drugs enough to buy it.

Ask him why he bothers doing that stupid shit with his hair

Plebs need not apply

Get out

Shake him violently and shout at the top of my lungs:
WHY WON'T YOU TALK ABOUT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE?!!!!!

Ask him what he intended by the plot of eraserhead and watch him squirm and evade

Ask him to make me some quinoa and to tell a tale while it cooks

I mean really it's kind of embarrassing to be 75 yrs old and still doing hipster shit with ur hair

>We'll never get a Late Nights with David Lynch show.

ari ya moddy cunt?

Only if you just started. You get a free pass if you were doing it since before hipsters properly existed. A proto-hipster, if you will.

Why is your hairline so fucking perfect?

...

why? it looks based as fuck

I can't imagine Lynch with any other style

Sorry for what?

smell his cock

Grin psychotically and advance toward him in an expressive, overly theatrical manner while never breaking eye contact.

>t. Jealous balding 20 year old.