/rug/ - Smug ABs edition

BRITISH & IRISH LIONS PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOME OF RUGBY

Lions 13-7 NZ Provincial Barbarians
Lions 16-22 Blues
Lions 12-3 Crusaders
Lions 22-23 Highlanders
Lions 32-10 Maori All Blacks
Lions 34-6 Chiefs
Lions 15-30 New Zealand

>Tue 27 June
19:35 Lions v Hurricanes, Wellington

>Sat 1 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Wellington

>Sat 8 July
19:35 Lions v All Blacks, Auckland


INTERNATIONALS

>Fri 23 June
Samoa 17-19 Wales

>Sat 24 June
Fiji 27-22 Scotland
Australia 40-27 Italy
Japan 13-35 Ireland

>Sun 25 June
3:00 RSA v France
4:00 Romania v Brazil
7:00 Canada v USA
7.15 Argentina v Georgia

*all times RWCT*

NO SUPER RUGBY TILL 1 JULY LADS

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ETHNIC UPRISING

Would honestly give my left nut for a Lions win next saturday lads

>the All Blacks have now won 47 consecutive games at home

Think I took pcp lads.

Not too bad imo

People are trying to drink vodka with choccy LRC at my house

How do we stop this menace? Global Lions team vs NZ?

Tell mom I said hi.

literally just england with pocock and williams

Tell your anime body pillow I said hi

>losing to Fiji

>SH goes to bed
>/rug/ thread dies

If the Lions lose the 2nd test I would FULLY support us getting a few red cards in the 3rd.

The Lions were put in their place and the britshits are cowering in fear

listen here lad
I was gunning for the Lions
I was the undercover paddy in the old thread

having a few hooches to celebrate our victory next saturday and our moral victory today

Watching South Africa lads?

nah la'

umm no sweetie

So we're all agreed just play the Irish B team???

>AWJ
>Kruis
>Vunipola
>Furlong
>Murray
>Farralel
>The entire back row

Thanks for nothing you useless fucking shitters.

Yeah because Warburton made a MASSIVE impact when he came on.

going to my first rugby match can anybody give me a quick rundown of what to expect?

Shoulda called up my sweetheart.

>impi

da fuk

playing or watching?

Big Warbs made a massive impact on my erection when he was introduced tbqh.

It's an inferior spectator sport to hurling. Who are you going to watch?

weekly reminder that lomu never scored against us. you have this man to thank

going to watch the canada vs usa game

Do you think it can be a 3-0?

Literally the only Lions player to get near the ball at the breakdown all game.

We were completely blown away. What's the point in picking Elbows O'Mahony if he's not cheating like fuck to spoil their ball.

*attempts to dab*

>inferior sport to hurling
absolutely right

Probably a great place to start, I imagine that's a bit of a derby match over there but Canada are in shit form right now.

yep.

Hope you win.

>France about to feed Africans some more charity WR points.

Noble humanitarian aid, Pierre.

why didn't beast become captain? racist coach

*dabs violently*

Afticans going berserk with amazement at seeing an aeroplane. You couldn't make it up.

go bokke

>Scotties demand more Lions
>Claim to be better than Wales
>lose to Fiji

Lads, imagine being Scottish. Go on, just imagine it.

>What's the point in picking Elbows O'Mahony if he's not cheating like fuck to spoil their ball

The more Irish players in the squad, the better for team morale and general banter in the dressing room.

>being too young to have experienced 1995

Seething

Lads why is the camera so long? Swear it's not normally this low at Ellis Park?

so low*

Can't expect the Brits to captain themselves. They need the Oirish Gaelic spirit if they want to be successful.

Sure O' Connell practically captained the 2013 side.

Pygmy quota for media jobs.

France are fucking retarded

>bring nobody into the ruck
>give an easy turnover

Lol that's not a try

Clearly not grounded

Might give it just cos lolSA

Seething x2

>it's 2017
>France are still shit

Lads, France have been a fucking dreadful team for 7 years. Just let that sink in.

The mighty France are now Scotland tier.

coming for our spot, englel

The rules state you must have control of the ball for it to be grounding, doesn't it? It had clearly fallen out of his hand and barely touched his fingertips

Have seen an exact call like that not given before for England

tfw he's right

Sub-Scotland these days. Absolutely shocking. It's not even a talent thing (despite so many foreigners in the league), they have insane talent across their backlines - just zero cohesion or desire.

They can only play well in France, when their own fans don't boo them.

Whereas SA seem to have replaced Ireland as the foremost pashun-babby team.

...

>They can only play well in France, when their own fans don't boo them.

They barely even do that. Their victory over Rob Howley's Wales was as pitiful as they come.

It's weird to think that France in Paris used to be the big one everybody wanted to win. Now we turn up being disappointed if we don't hammer them.

99:55 BABY

Will you retards ever get it fucking right? The travelling team is the team you verse.

Provincial Barbarians vs The British and Irish Lions
The Blues vs The British and Irish Lions
The All Blacks vs The British and Irish Lions

You can fuck off with your X shit too you beaner. It's vs, short for verses.

RIP 'Le Crunch'.

Imagine what a competant coach could do with this set of players and the full support of the union.

stop being a racist. some third worlder created this thread.

>t. Prissy little bitch.

Starting to get sick of Saffas tbqhwyl

Actually it's short for 'versus' and there's no such verb as 'verse'

>pre-match hype centres around Lion tight 5 strength and NZ back skill
>the Lions backs had the most flair play but the Lions tight 5 were absolute shithouse and got manshamed
really jogs the noggin

Resting this weekend can't go out cause I've got a big week of work ahead.

Should I order a cheeky pizza?

Weird isn't it.

Maybe Rob Howley is a rugby genius after all

discovered an aussie band today. fucking excellent. Caligula's Horse. their nation still lost to the lions. fucking pussies.

Oh well fuck me, I can't spell for shit. But I know it's Home team vs visitor.

Fuck you cunt. Every thread is the same. Whether it is a kaffir, spook, beaner, gook.

>trusting Saracens ever

Not Scottish but would loved to have seen an in-form Hogg in that game.

not an aussie

shitty game tbqh

>lying

>lying
i'm not though
>posting pic of an underage schoolgirl
lad
get out

correction, aussie schoolgril.

the attacking plan actually worked. In terms of metres per carry, linebreaks and gainline success the stats either favour the lions or are roughly even. We just didn't get anywhere near enough possession or execute well enough to make it count. If there had been even one more support runner in three or four chances they would have been scored.

...

>You will never be an underage schoolgirl

It was about NZ showing dominance, bettering the Lions at their own game. The Lions did well desu, they just don't have the skills.

Good game, ref did well and let if flow nicely, hope the next ones don't kill the next two ties.

> the attacking plan actually worked.

t. Taffy Evans

Reminder the Oirish B team beat New Zealand and Wales and England are shite and can't captain themselves due to lack of heart. K_E_K

Reminder SOB is a better flanker than any of the shitters Wales and England shite out.

>barely one try difference at half-time

AHAHAH WE'RE FUCKING BACK, REST OF THE WORLD

INVINCIBLE

>he fell for the SOB meme

i miss the world cup. /rug/ is way too slow these days.

/rug/ dying?

Name a better flanker in world rugby.

did brazilbro oversleep again?

>3/4 of that team now plays in France.

Romania x Brazil starting now. It's first match ever between them.

Stream
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John Barclay
Hamish Watson
James Haskell
Tom Wood
Chris Robshaw
Sam Warburton
Justin Tipuric
Ross Moriarty
Rhys Ruddock

Don't ever reply to me or my wifes' son gain.

they served us well. may vaginas occupy their penis' for the rest of their lives.

Fucking Cuthbert JUST STAY ON YOUR WING FOR FUCK SAKE

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please dear lord no. we need this.

Japan's thread was awesome for THAT game

we served rugby that day. it was an honour to lose to them. anime was made real.

>saffer blindside holding warburton in
>scrum wheeling
>cuthbert's fucking awful defence
this whole thing triggers me so much

anime is real