Who is the handsomest actor of all time?

Who is the handsomest actor of all time?

Me.

Marlon Brando definitely

Paul Newman comes close though

Arnold

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Idris elba

You'd have to be a faggot to not let Monty fuck you

Prime Brando is a dimepiece

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prime Brando would at least make it into the top 5 if anything

Is it gay to have a husbandos list?

A bit.

Not a bad list though.

Jesus that Jew nose. The only thing Brando had going for him was that most men in his time didn't work out for aesthetics.
Michael Fassbender, John Hamm, Chris Evans, Henry Cavill, and even butt-chin Ben Affleck (to name a few) make Brando look like a steaming turd.

>No Arnold

how many times a day do you need to brush your teeth to wash away that shit taste?

Dude jawlines lmao

Not bad, but too many pretty boys for my taste. Needs more manly men. (Brando, Boreanaz and Pitt are exceptions)

>wanting to fuck a squealing prepubescent fucboi like DiCaprio

Marlon Brando in his prime isn't even good enough to lick Eddie Cibrian's asshole.

so, 10 times? 15?

Kino

James Dean

No homo.

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What a hunk

I'm gonna go with my man, Jim Caviezel. From Passion to Person of Interest, he's got the acting talent, he's got the face, and the piercing blue eyes.

how does this even happen

DELET THIS

also inb4 THE picture

>it will never be your dick

I was posting this, because I and most people only remember him from that one picture, so when I was googling for pictures to post I saw he kinda looks retarded in a lot of them.

How can you not love this charming motherfucker

No love for dunkaccino?

His eating habits were out of control, even during his prime he ate ridiculous amounts of food.

Even with his hair going grey, he still looks good.

You have your logic backwards

If this guy doesn't make you want to suck his dick then you're a faggot

> tfw no marcello

No he doesn't

Paul Newman

It's only gay if you imagine yourself holding hands with them after a make out session

Why no Sexy Pope?

> I just want to wake up next to him on one, saturday morning
> screw shower, we are going to be stinky whole day
> eat together breakfast
> read newspaper

no homo

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why the FUCK doesn't he get a hair transplant with all the money he has? if he did that (or maybe shaved it off idk) I'd suck his dick (for a joke, no homo)

unironically The Mummy era Brendan

Jude Law's hairline is part of his sexiness, bro. He doesn't give a fuck.

Came here to post this!

Closer era Clive Owen

He looks so good in Mr Talented Ripley.

Jude Law is The Pope of /tv

Brando is a fuckin stud in streetcar

Jude is planning to age into a look. transplants looks like desperation. hell, he probably already gets a bit done, just to keep the receding hairline in "tasteful" rather than "JUST"

>ywn try to bathe with him, get rejected, then kill him and steal his life
just kill me now familio ;_;

>tfw he will never get a good role

>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series) 2007
>Muscular Guy in Store

I always suspected it, but never confirmed. Fun stuff.

Was either of them remotely gay?

It's kinda bullshit that it's looked at in that way for a man to get cosmetic surgery. Still, I'm surprised he start treatment as soon as it started receding before it would become too obvious what he's doing.

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Mmm

>mmmask you somethin

Mads Mikkelsen and don't you dare judge me.

is he a victim of being too good looking?

the characters, or the actors?
its weird because- on paper- robert redford seems like an incredibly good looking guy, but ive never seen him as attractive in comparison with his costars

that all american look

literally every time i see this guy i think to myself "damn he's handsome as fuck"

Hey, his genetics are good enough as they are. So he got dealt the onset male baldness gene, so what?

He used what he had when he had it, and now he's using his age and maturity as an advantage. I prefer aged Jude. One of the few actors to actually have a what vaguely appears to be an arc in the roles they play and their capabilities.

Also he picks roles with hats

Michael Caine would aptly be another one (You know, Alfie and whatnot) if Michael Caine could act. But he can't. But that's okay, I like Obi-Wan Pennyworth in all of my action schlock.

>tfw nobody watched Black Sea
>pic unrelated to response, related to thread

Thanks for reading my blog.

Toshiro makes Brando look like that era's numale.

There are times when I watch Al the Resident's Men that I wished I could look and dress like him.

is rocknrolla the handsomest movie of all time?

>Michael Caine cant act

What the fuck am i reading

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

i think this is a prime subject

British Alfred... Space Alfred... Secret Service Alfred...

What range.

>implying he got his early roles because of his ability as an actor

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A little bit of both.

Tom didn't really like Dickie gf and he act like a jealous lover most of the movie.

>tfw chris hemsworth will never annihilate your boipucci

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Get Carter?
Hannah and her Sisters?

Get fucked.

kill, have beer with, go to boxing training with

how has he not been posted yet??
also: anyone else watched nocturnal animals?
i watched it just last week

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>Select all images with Fat Brando.

>He hasn't seen The Man Who Would Be King

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

kek, good one

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you mean The Man Who Has No Range?

He was great in Sleuth.

Though nowadays he doesn't give a crap.

>go to boxing training with
>hey user, do you mind if i warm up before we start training? :)

Have another (You)

I hate him. He's not atractive, he's not natural

THOSE LIPS
forgot how good looking he was, im so used to old-man-eastwood

of course it is, it has Super Hans

What does Sup Forums think about the king of cool though?

I'm curious.. how many girls are here?

or maybe you guys forgot to 'no homo'

okay, can someone explain it to me, i dont get it

im about to watch it now

>evans has a nice pair of nolegs

is he wearing a diaper?

Any admiration for Jean Dujardins?

captcha joke